The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.13.15

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that finally features another Prince Charles pic, because Harry’s been getting a lot of play around here lately and since nobody will ever bend the knee to him, it’s the least we can do to point and laugh at his trivial royal duties like awkwardly shaking a black guy’s hand. We’ve also got Charlie Sheen with his hand on his crotch because disease, Katherine Heigl’s warm, caring, not-thinking-about-cutting-you-with-a-shank smile, and Shaq towering over Ashley Tisdale in a picture that’s absolutely meant for you to imagine them having sex. Think fly lands on hot dog, only the fly’s back is shattered into a million pieces after.

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty