The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.11.16

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is kind of a light selection because I’m coming up short on another Final Five that’s more divisive that this year’s presidential election, even though you’d all bang her just like you’re all going to vote for Hillary, because you know President Cheetoh Dust will get us all nuked. But Rob Kardashian’s dumb fat face is in here, because his fiance/baby mama is launching her Chymoji app, so let that sentence sink in and try not to slit your wrists. Still alive? Weird. Okay, here, check out Jordan Carver’s huge boobs. Ha! She put watermelons on them! I get it…I get it.

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