The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.11.11

May 11th, 2011 // 308 Comments

Welcome to your mid-week dose of the Crap We Missed which is admittedly a little lighter than usual, but after watching this poor guy give himself an aneurysm and witnessing the last moments of a penguin’s life before it chokes to death, I just couldn’t go on.

*sniff* Happy Feet will never be the same,

- Photo Boy

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Chelsea Handler
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    wonder if chuy’s in that bag

  2. Chelsea Handler
    Hemingway
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    When people mistake you for either
    1. Madonna
    or
    2. Katie Couric

    Maybe its time to get a new…everything…

  3. Clarence Beeks

    soooo….what shit product is she shilling this week?

    • mel

      shit…quite literally. believe it or not, samsquanch shit is becoming a hot commmodity these days. and kim’s is particuarlly pungent.

  4. Dennis Rodman
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    his career seems to be the one rebound he keeps missing

    • It had to be said

      Actually, what he keeps missing is that his career was rebounds and now it is time to BEAT IT!

  5. Maya Rudolph
    Asoto
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    I defy you to find a girl in this picture that doesn’t look retarded.

  6. Ray Liotta
    Bucky Barnes
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    Fuck! Ray evidently went through a teleporter pod with David Hasselhoff. The bag undoubtedly contains a couple gallons of booze and a floor burger.

  7. Ray Liotta
    Asoto
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    Is he trying to win the part of Johnny Cash in Walk the Line 2?

  8. Adrian Brody
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, Johnny Depp, France loves you!

  9. Dick Van Dyke
    dookieshoo
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    eggplant nose.

  10. Russell Brand
    Bucky Barnes
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    Poor Russell, no wonder he looks depressed… he shot his wad fucking Chumley the tortoise and doesn’t have enough left for Tennessee Tuxedo.

    • He’s just waiting for his assistant to get back with the roll of duct tape. You have to wrap the penguin in it first, so it won’t explode apart while you’re fucking it. Same with guinea pigs. Jeez, you’re dumb.

  11. Chelsea Handler
    It had to be said
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    Courtney Love is rocking those shades!

  12. Dick Van Dyke
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    love this guy. not sure if i ever heard him say a joke but his face alone always made me laugh. and his name. and more recently, him rapping.. :D

  13. Adrian Brody
    Bucky Barnes
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    Nice hat. I’ll bet you get a bowl of soup when you buy that hat. Looks good on you, though.

  14. Maya Rudolph
    It had to be said
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    Bitch is fat. Not phat. Fat.

  15. Anthony Anderson
    It had to be said
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    Who is the cruel, cruel SOB who gave him a Rubik’s cube? They’ll find his bleached bones with that in his hands.

  16. Dick Van Dyke
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Every time I see him I think about Mary Tyler Moore in the peddle pushers and I get a raging boner. THANKS, FISH!

  17. Josh Duhamel
    sparkymcgee
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    You can give her all the Nyquil in the world Josh, but she’s still gonna fuck you in the ass.

  18. Kim Kardashian
    Bucky Barnes
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    True story. I heard that Midori Liqueur had to send over a couple truckloads of stunt bottles for the photo session because every time Kim turned her ass knocked another dozen off the display.

  19. Ray Liotta
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    it’s just, you know, you’re just funny, it’s.. funny, the way you tell the story and everything..!

  20. Josh Duhamel
    It had to be said
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    I like this guy on Fringe. He’s pretty cool.

  21. Adrian Grenier
    It had to be said
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    Detoxing for the Sheen episodes. You’re going to want to have full capacity for drugs when Charlie’s on set.

  22. Kim Kardashian
    HC66
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    How does anyone promote anything other than anal sex by pointing their ass at the camera?

  23. Ray Liotta
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, wazza matta fa you? Whose got my meatball sammich?!?

    He looks like he hangs out with Sitch’s old man.

  24. Russell Brand
    It had to be said
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    Nice jungle. Fully supplied with penguins and all. Come on, people! Madagascar was FICTION. There are no penguins in jungles.

  25. Dick Van Dyke
    TurkusMaximus
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    will always love him…Chitty Chitty Bang Bang anyone? (yes, I’m an old)

  26. Adrian Grenier
    TurkusMaximus
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    never found him attractive….he looks like some species of fish with that mouth.

  27. Dennis Rodman
    Luv2Watch
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    Wow. A murse? Really? How European.

  28. Kim Kardashian
    baron of all media
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    I ccommend Kim for bringing attention to the terrible atrocities perpetrated against the Armenian people in the form of genocide by the Turks in 1915 while I tounge punch that fartbox!!

  29. Jake Gyllenhaal
    TurkusMaximus
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    A friend of mine was Jake’s camp counselor, said he refused to engage in any sports activities. why the hell go to camp then?? for the craft making?

  30. Ray Liotta
    TurkusMaximus
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    he used to be bad-boy hot a thousand years ago. ~sigh

  31. Anthony Anderson
    Luv2Watch
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    I think his head is about to explode any minute….

  32. Justin Long
    Luv2Watch
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    Why the Long face?

  33. Dick Van Dyke
    Luv2Watch
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    Anyone who has both of the names – Dick & Dyke – has to be awesome.

  34. Ray Liotta
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    Shatner looks good here…

  35. Jake Gyllenhaal
    Luv2Watch
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    Is his next role as a State Trooper?

  36. Russell Brand
    TomFrank
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    I’m sensing a running theme this week: each TCWM ends with a pic featuring an animal. Penguin today, turtle yesterday, Mike Tyson Monday.

  37. Ray Liotta
    Luv2Watch
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    WTF?? what is with that neck?? or lack of neck?? egad.

  38. Chelsea Handler
    Senor Trout
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    Fifty’s knocked what was hot right out of that.

  39. Russell Brand
    Luv2Watch
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    You just KNOW this guys stinks. He just looks so dirty greasy nasty.

  40. Dennis Rodman
    Senor Trout
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    So that’s who wears Ed Hardy. WATFO?

  41. Chelsea Handler
    Deacon Jones
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    Looks like 50′s been fucking the life out of her!

  42. Maya Rudolph
    Deacon Jones
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    Holy shit, I had no idea her tits were even close to that size.

  43. Maya Rudolph
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    I bet she’s doing that stupid goddamned voice she always does when it was taken too.

  44. Justin Long
    Senor Trout
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    Drew said she’d be right back, but that was 18 days ago.

  45. Anthony Anderson
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    He’s trying to figure out how to get all of the stickers off without leaving the telltale finger-nailed corners. That shit’s hard!

  46. Dennis Rodman
    dinkle
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    Wow. Fat, sloppy and pierced. I didn’t know Kelly Osborne was actually black.

  47. Dick Van Dyke
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    “I’m pooping!”

  48. Anthony Anderson
    dinkle
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    Now how do I rape this thing?

  49. Jake Gyllenhaal
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    Jake Gyllenhaal as Brad Pitt as Joran Van Der Sloot

  50. Chelsea Handler
    BigJim
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    Are you there Vodka? It’s me, the Grim Reaper.

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