Welcome to your mid-week dose of the Crap We Missed which is admittedly a little lighter than usual, but after watching this poor guy give himself an aneurysm and witnessing the last moments of a penguin’s life before it chokes to death, I just couldn’t go on.
*sniff* Happy Feet will never be the same,
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wonder if chuy’s in that bag
good one!
When people mistake you for either
1. Madonna
or
2. Katie Couric
Maybe its time to get a new…everything…
Funny, I mistook her for Kate Gosselin. Either way… not a compliment.
soooo….what shit product is she shilling this week?
shit…quite literally. believe it or not, samsquanch shit is becoming a hot commmodity these days. and kim’s is particuarlly pungent.
his career seems to be the one rebound he keeps missing
Actually, what he keeps missing is that his career was rebounds and now it is time to BEAT IT!
I defy you to find a girl in this picture that doesn’t look retarded.
Fuck! Ray evidently went through a teleporter pod with David Hasselhoff. The bag undoubtedly contains a couple gallons of booze and a floor burger.
Is he trying to win the part of Johnny Cash in Walk the Line 2?
Oh, Johnny Depp, France loves you!
eggplant nose.
Poor Russell, no wonder he looks depressed… he shot his wad fucking Chumley the tortoise and doesn’t have enough left for Tennessee Tuxedo.
He’s just waiting for his assistant to get back with the roll of duct tape. You have to wrap the penguin in it first, so it won’t explode apart while you’re fucking it. Same with guinea pigs. Jeez, you’re dumb.
Courtney Love is rocking those shades!
love this guy. not sure if i ever heard him say a joke but his face alone always made me laugh. and his name. and more recently, him rapping.. :D
Nice hat. I’ll bet you get a bowl of soup when you buy that hat. Looks good on you, though.
So close, but so far… *free bowl of soup.
Not my fault if Rodney misquoted me, he never could follow direction…
I shoulda yelled two.
Bitch is fat. Not phat. Fat.
Who is the cruel, cruel SOB who gave him a Rubik’s cube? They’ll find his bleached bones with that in his hands.
Every time I see him I think about Mary Tyler Moore in the peddle pushers and I get a raging boner. THANKS, FISH!
You can give her all the Nyquil in the world Josh, but she’s still gonna fuck you in the ass.
True story. I heard that Midori Liqueur had to send over a couple truckloads of stunt bottles for the photo session because every time Kim turned her ass knocked another dozen off the display.
it’s just, you know, you’re just funny, it’s.. funny, the way you tell the story and everything..!
I like this guy on Fringe. He’s pretty cool.
Detoxing for the Sheen episodes. You’re going to want to have full capacity for drugs when Charlie’s on set.
How does anyone promote anything other than anal sex by pointing their ass at the camera?
You get +1 and +1 internets.
Why do you object to promoting anal sex?
Hey, wazza matta fa you? Whose got my meatball sammich?!?
He looks like he hangs out with Sitch’s old man.
Nice jungle. Fully supplied with penguins and all. Come on, people! Madagascar was FICTION. There are no penguins in jungles.
Galapagos Penguin. Look it up.
will always love him…Chitty Chitty Bang Bang anyone? (yes, I’m an old)
never found him attractive….he looks like some species of fish with that mouth.
suckerfish?…I got a job for him…
Wow. A murse? Really? How European.
I ccommend Kim for bringing attention to the terrible atrocities perpetrated against the Armenian people in the form of genocide by the Turks in 1915 while I tounge punch that fartbox!!
Is that the Armenian spelling of “tongue” are are you simply dyslexic? In either case your failure is as enormous as Kim’s ass.
Yes because “are are” makes so much sense. Those who fail shouldn’t attempt to correct others. You double fail.
Fuck you, Cam R, I claimed I could spell, not that I’m coherent.
…and also, you ate Karashian poop, so that’s no feather in your cap either.
Kardashian, I mean! In my defense, I’m drunk.
A friend of mine was Jake’s camp counselor, said he refused to engage in any sports activities. why the hell go to camp then?? for the craft making?
for the gay experiences?
he used to be bad-boy hot a thousand years ago. ~sigh
I think his head is about to explode any minute….
Why the Long face?
wakka wakka
Anyone who has both of the names – Dick & Dyke – has to be awesome.
Shatner looks good here…
Is his next role as a State Trooper?
No, he plays a top in the new movie, “The Reach Around”.
I’m sensing a running theme this week: each TCWM ends with a pic featuring an animal. Penguin today, turtle yesterday, Mike Tyson Monday.
nope…he still ended with a boob.
WTF?? what is with that neck?? or lack of neck?? egad.
Fifty’s knocked what was hot right out of that.
You just KNOW this guys stinks. He just looks so dirty greasy nasty.
So that’s who wears Ed Hardy. WATFO?
in this case its actutually a step UP from what he likes to be seen in…dresses.
Looks like 50′s been fucking the life out of her!
Holy shit, I had no idea her tits were even close to that size.
I bet she’s doing that stupid goddamned voice she always does when it was taken too.
Drew said she’d be right back, but that was 18 days ago.
He’s trying to figure out how to get all of the stickers off without leaving the telltale finger-nailed corners. That shit’s hard!
Wow. Fat, sloppy and pierced. I didn’t know Kelly Osborne was actually black.
“I’m pooping!”
Now how do I rape this thing?
Jake Gyllenhaal as Brad Pitt as Joran Van Der Sloot
as Sinead O’Connor
As KD Lang, unplugged.
Are you there Vodka? It’s me, the Grim Reaper.