The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.9.14

April 9th, 2014 // 352 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which features an Arquette Family Photo, the first ever to appear in TCWM, and a perfect excuse for me to advocate my long held belief that five children is too many. As the middle child of five, who ended working a job almost entirely dependent on unintentional celebrity nudity for a living, I can tell you that there’s just no way they’re all going to end up alright. Seriously, to anyone out there contemplating a fourth or just leaving it to chance, I can tell you from experience that police, dead pets, and paying for unused community college credits are all in your very near future.

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- Photo Boy

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  1. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
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    Prince George gets around. First New Zealand, now Vatican City.

  2. Christina Milian Nipple Pasties No Bra See Through Shirt Boyfriend Jas Prince
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    What’s with the sad face. If I were with her I’d have a perma-smile.

  3.  Jason Biggs Covering Mouth Wife Jenny Mollen Lakers Game
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    Jenny has IBS it seems

  4. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
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    Hat, shirt & shorts. All too large.

  5. Brooklyn Decker Skinny Stick Legs Minidress
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    Someone tell those stupid Paps to aim at the puddle next time…

  6. LeAnn Rimes Legs Daisy Dukes
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    The new 138 water girl.

  7. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Hugging Swan Raft Ryan Sweeting Instagram
    George Costanza
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    Her fake cans look kind of small. Did they shrink in the cold water?

  8. Rihanna Cleavage Midriff
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    Photo Boy, how come you didn’t post THAT picture of Riri:

    http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/04/09/rihanna-posing-nude-naked-photos-thumb-480w.jpg

    • TMZ is the only one with the rights to those photos, I think, or they are very exclusive – that’s why you don’t see them here or on IDLYITW.

  9. January Jones Bitchface Overalls Son Xander
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    January has 2 right arms.

  10. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
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    Ooh. Nice choice.

  11. Jonah Hill
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    “… OK. He’s an alright Channing substitute. But I’m still too far away from the Leo Zone.”

  12. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
    Bob
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    Go away kid. I’m not giving any “black lessons” today.

  13. Amber Rose Giant Fat Ass Miniskirt
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    *Cue the Inception horns*

  14. Jonah Hill
    Bob
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    Even Jonah Hill needs his “Jonah Hill”.

  15. Steven Tyler Posing With Fans For Selfie
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    “Hey Manny! Check me out! I took a picture with the Bearded Lady!”

  16.  Jason Biggs Covering Mouth Wife Jenny Mollen Lakers Game
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    Evidently, Christina is keeping her streak of butt-ugly, but probably/definitely rich guys she would have sex with alive.

  17. Christina Milian Nipple Pasties No Bra See Through Shirt Boyfriend Jas Prince
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    Evidently, Christina is keeping her streak of butt-ugly, but probably/definitely rich guys she would have sex with alive.

  18. Guy Breaking Neck To Check Out Mel B Butt Spandex Unitard
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hey hon? I see one of the Spice Girls wearing the exact same outfit Jesse from Saved by the Bell had on in the episode when she was high on those pills.

  19. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
    ksmack
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    As the tat sleeves extend, so too does the douche. It is their way of recognizing the others.

  20. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
    j/k
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    Shia LeBeouf think he’s trying too hard.

  21. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Legs Skirt Kneeling In Shoe Store Celebrity Apprentice
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She must be giving away blowjobs because the only other alternative is a fucking job.

  22. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Derpface
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Tobey Maguire is wondering if these 2 men have jobs on Spiderman, why doesn’t he?

  23. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Hugging Swan Raft Ryan Sweeting Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Take a picture of me with my floaty then put it on Instagram!”
    “If I do, will you take off my tracking collar? It’s really starting to chafe.”

  24. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Jeans Earmuffs Formula One Testing Day One Bahrain International Circuit
    j/k
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    Just stay away. The man drives like a legend without you.

  25.  Ana De La Reguera Butt Tight Jeans
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    Way too dress up.

  26. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
    ThisWillHurt
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    “So what you’re saying, Mr. Cosby, is that there’s something I can put in a girls’s drink that’ll make her do what I want?”
    “That’s rizzley right, Bizzle-Bare!”
    “Will she help me build the world’s largest erector set? That shit’d be tight as shit!”

  27. Kylie Jenner Legs Short Shorts Covering Face
    K-tron
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    Don’t be so embarrassed… At least you’re not the one who makes socks.

  28. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
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    Pope Francis holding an audience in St. Peter’s Square in Vatican City.

  29. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Derpface
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    “And then I told HER…’From now on, I’LL be the woman in THIS relationship, bitch!’”

  30. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Legs Skirt Kneeling In Shoe Store Celebrity Apprentice
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    It’s a shame people know her personality. She actually looks pretty decent these days.

  31. David Arquette Rosanna Arquette Alexis Arquette Richmond Arquette Patricia Arquette Sold Premiere Indian Film Festival
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    Alexis is a guy right?

  32. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Derpface
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    Where’s the “one cup?”

  33. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
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    Does he know any white people?

  34. Tim McGraw Skinny NCAA March Madness Music Festival
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    Real cowboys everywhere just threw up.

  35. Steven Tyler Posing With Fans For Selfie
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    George Lopez must be a huge fan.

  36. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Nick! Tell us about your outfit!”
    “I DYED MY HAIR A HILARIOUS COLOR GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!”

  37. Angela Kinsley Olivia Munn Bra See Through Shirt Chateau Marmont
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    Did Angela from The Office get implants?

  38. Brooklyn Decker Skinny Stick Legs Minidress
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    Tell Dan Patrick hello.

  39. LeAnn Rimes Legs Daisy Dukes
    ThisWillHurt
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    That water is her only meal today.

  40. Angela Kinsley Olivia Munn Bra See Through Shirt Chateau Marmont
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    Olivia Munn, shown here not at a country music awards show.

  41. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
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    “Thank you for the free samples my child.”

  42. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Legs Skirt Kneeling In Shoe Store Celebrity Apprentice
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    SHE’S CORNERED! CALL THE EXTERMINATOR!

  43. Steven Tyler Posing With Fans For Selfie
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    “Okay, everybody say SHIBBIDDA SHABBADDA SHAPPATTA WOOOO!”

  44. Tim McGraw Skinny NCAA March Madness Music Festival
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    Tim McGraw at the March Madness Music Festival? I didn’t realize the team that lost the final gets to choose the music.

  45. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
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    I cant believe he makes his black assistant wear that shirt.

  46. LeAnn Rimes Legs Daisy Dukes
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    She looks as miserable as someone who just got told they were LeAnn Rimes.

  47. Rihanna Cleavage Midriff
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    You cant beat that. Oh wait….

  48. Jonah Hill
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    Each dude thinks the other guy is the wing man.

  49. January Jones Bitchface Overalls Son Xander
    Bob
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    This kid is going to treasure these photos as he gets older. He can just hand a stack of them to his therapist and skip having to explain why he thinks mommy didn’t love him.

  50. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Will we ever see a frontal shot? Just once, I’d like to know what this woman’s face and breasts loo like.

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