The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.9.14

April 9th, 2014 // 352 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which features an Arquette Family Photo, the first ever to appear in TCWM, and a perfect excuse for me to advocate my long held belief that five children is too many. As the middle child of five, who ended working a job almost entirely dependent on unintentional celebrity nudity for a living, I can tell you that there’s just no way they’re all going to end up alright. Seriously, to anyone out there contemplating a fourth or just leaving it to chance, I can tell you from experience that police, dead pets, and paying for unused community college credits are all in your very near future.

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  1. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
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    “Big Daddy, tell me the story about what it’s like to go through puberty again”

  2. Tim McGraw Skinny NCAA March Madness Music Festival
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    Are those women’s skinny jeans?

  3. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
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    Birdman Gonna rape his ass

  4. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
    JimBB
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    I always look forward each Easter to the “Touching of the Children Wednesday”

  5. Rihanna Cleavage Midriff
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    Ugh. No. Go away.

  6. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Legs Skirt Kneeling In Shoe Store Celebrity Apprentice
    JimBB
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    If you’re looking for your dignity, you’ll have to go way lower than that.

  7. Amber Rose Giant Fat Ass Miniskirt
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    Fuck those tattoos.

  8. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Derpface
    JimBB
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    How is it that she looks more masculine than he does?

  9. Christina Milian Nipple Pasties No Bra See Through Shirt Boyfriend Jas Prince
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    Lucky bastard.

  10. Tim McGraw Skinny NCAA March Madness Music Festival
    JimBB
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    Cokey and the Bandit

  11. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Jeans Earmuffs Formula One Testing Day One Bahrain International Circuit
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    Well, today’s a tough one, but I think I’d pay a dollar to see January Jones actually hug and kiss her son like an affectionate mother. But, since that ain’t going to happen, let’s go with Bar Refaeli and Julianne Hough – something at least a million times more likely.

  12. David Arquette Rosanna Arquette Alexis Arquette Richmond Arquette Patricia Arquette Sold Premiere Indian Film Festival
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    “Two and a Half Men”

  13. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
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    Something, something, pedophilia.

  14. Rihanna Cleavage Midriff
    JimBB
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    Yeah, these regular jeans are great I guess. But what I’m really looking for is a pair with bells down the side.

  15. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
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    HAH HAH. Classic Nicholas Cannon. Classic.

  16.  Jason Biggs Covering Mouth Wife Jenny Mollen Lakers Game
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    Jenny is beautiful.

  17. LeAnn Rimes Legs Daisy Dukes
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    “I get out of the car for five minutes and Eddie drives away again?!?!?”

  18. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
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    What the fuck is wrong with him?

    • Sit down…this is gonna take a while.

    • …many times, when a woman is feeling neglected in her marriage and is thinking of leaving her husband, she starts dipping her toes back in the water, so to speak …she gets a cool new hair cut, she starts dressing in young, hip, sexier styles, she starts going out a lot more to local hotspots, she starts “letting loose” a little more, expressing her “wild side” …i think you see where i’m going with this.

  19. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Yes. Yes.

  20.  Jason Biggs Covering Mouth Wife Jenny Mollen Lakers Game
    JimBB
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    If I have to explain this game to her one more goddamned time…

  21. January Jones Bitchface Overalls Son Xander
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    “Mummy? Should we look both ways before crossing the street?”
    “Whatever.”

  22. Uma Thurman 2014 Room To Grow Gala
    JimBB
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    Now every time I see her I think of Dave Foley. Stupid, stupid, stupid Dave Foley.

    • Because he tends to look better than her in a dress?

      • Hopalong

        No, because he has smaller hands. Cripes, how does she not crush her children’s head with those canned hams.

    • JimBB

      In his last comedy special, Foley claimed that he passed up an opportunity to bang a then-19-year-old Uma Thurman because he wanted to be loyal to his wife–a wife who would later not only cheat on him, but fuck him over mercilessly in the divorce.

  23. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
    JimBB
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    Multi-pass.

  24. Angela Kinsley Olivia Munn Bra See Through Shirt Chateau Marmont
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    That outfit is ugly, Olivia. Take it off right now.

  25. LeAnn Rimes Legs Daisy Dukes
    JimBB
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    Looks like the kind of hooker that you see on the street at 6 a.m., after all the decent non-addicts and non-skanks are taken. I mean, sure it’s only $20, but you you really want to take the chance?

  26. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Hugging Swan Raft Ryan Sweeting Instagram
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    -”Buying this swan buoy was the second best decision I ever made!!!”
    -”Honey, what number am I?”

  27. January Jones Bitchface Overalls Son Xander
    JimBB
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    Jesus, there you go again with the whining. For fuck’s sake, I fed you just yesterday, you little shit!

  28. Steven Tyler Posing With Fans For Selfie
    Father Dougal
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    Mickie Rourke, Johnny Depp, and Steven Tyler walk into a bar. I forget the rest, but damned if these three aren’t looking more and more like identical triplets of douchenozzle with each passing year.

  29. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
    PassingTrue
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    Le mew, le meow.

  30. Kylie Jenner Legs Short Shorts Covering Face
    JimBB
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    Oh yes, because we all know how much Kardashians just HATE cameras.

  31. LeAnn Rimes Legs Daisy Dukes
    PassingTrue
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    Wasn’t she just at a McDonalds?

  32. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Hugging Swan Raft Ryan Sweeting Instagram
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    I am assuming she is sending a message to her husband with this photo. It is either about choking him to death or drowning him if he tries to leave her.

  33. Brooklyn Decker Skinny Stick Legs Minidress
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    I heart me some gangly giraffe.

  34. January Jones Bitchface Overalls Son Xander
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    I bet that fucking poser can’t even name all The Beatles.

  35. Brooklyn Decker Skinny Stick Legs Minidress
    PassingTrue
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    Decker? Hardly know her. (It was either that or “Dis how chicken look”)

  36. January Jones Bitchface Overalls Son Xander
    PassingTrue
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    She embraces motherhood with all the warmth of last night’s mashed potatoes.

  37. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly Tight Dress 2014 Cedars Sinai Sports Spectacular Womens Luncheon
    PassingTrue
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    Well, this would certainly change Nickleback’s video.

  38. Kylie Jenner Legs Short Shorts Covering Face
    PassingTrue
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    They come out at night. Mostly.

  39. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
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    “This one is part of my Catch and Release program..”

  40. Steven Tyler Posing With Fans For Selfie
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    Finally, Steven is letting his gay, er, I mean gray, out.

  41. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Hugging Swan Raft Ryan Sweeting Instagram
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    “Dis how swan look!”

  42. David Arquette Rosanna Arquette Alexis Arquette Richmond Arquette Patricia Arquette Sold Premiere Indian Film Festival
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    If there was ever a picture that needed a sitcom theme song…

  43. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
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    Seen here picking out interns…

  44. January Jones Bitchface Overalls Son Xander
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    Please tell me she is not heading to a hog farm.

  45. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Legs Skirt Kneeling In Shoe Store Celebrity Apprentice
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    I always wondered what was on the other side of glory holes.

  46. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
    Ronaldo
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    His pants are always falling. Such an A-hole

  47. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
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    His shirt sums up the picture

  48. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Derpface
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    While Andrew explained the joys of being pegged by a woman dressed in a suit Emma smiled and stroked her left hand with her right. She called her left hand cannonball and it would be the fingers of her left hand that tickled Andrew’s tonsils tonight.

  49. Jonah Hill
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    Nice shirt, Pablo Big-Asso.

  50. Amber Rose Giant Fat Ass Miniskirt
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    Amber rose her pounds

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