The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.9.14

April 9th, 2014 // 352 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which features an Arquette Family Photo, the first ever to appear in TCWM, and a perfect excuse for me to advocate my long held belief that five children is too many. As the middle child of five, who ended working a job almost entirely dependent on unintentional celebrity nudity for a living, I can tell you that there’s just no way they’re all going to end up alright. Seriously, to anyone out there contemplating a fourth or just leaving it to chance, I can tell you from experience that police, dead pets, and paying for unused community college credits are all in your very near future.

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Legs Daisy Dukes
    The Dude
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    Is Coachella early this year?

  2. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
    Commented on this photo:

    “The Catholic church and God Himself appreciates your donation of your infant son.”

  3. January Jones Bitchface Overalls Son Xander
    The Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Every single photo of her is the same.
    Except the unwanted kid has a different shirt on.

  4. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Hugging Swan Raft Ryan Sweeting Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    This is my ducky.
    There are many like it but this one is mine…. for eternity.

  5. Amber Rose Giant Fat Ass Miniskirt
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    BOOM… BOOM… BOOM…

  6. Kylie Jenner Legs Short Shorts Covering Face
    The Dude
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    “I hope the photographer on retainer and the family payroll doesn’t recognize me.”

  7. Jonah Hill
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    Along with a myriad of culinary retrieval responsibilities, Jonah’s personal assistant is also forced to stand next to him and impersonate Leo Dicaprio and compliment him.

  8. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Legs Skirt Kneeling In Shoe Store Celebrity Apprentice
    Sloppy Redneck
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    I would bang her ..

  9. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
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    Her taste for chocolate chip cookies satiated, Mariah now turned her attention on Oreo’s.

  10. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Legs Skirt Kneeling In Shoe Store Celebrity Apprentice
    JC
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    Sorry, Kate. If the choice of BJ is from you or McDonald’s chick, I’m going with her.

  11. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
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    Mariah must have sneezed on him…

  12. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
    Cock Dr
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    It’s like picking a nice ripe melon, it takes some practice make sure you get a tasty one.

  13. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Derpface
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Emma,

    Please don’t turn into Diane Keaton.

    Sincerely,
    All Penises

  14. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Legs Skirt Kneeling In Shoe Store Celebrity Apprentice
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a good position for her. I’ll bet the kids would prefer it to any upright stance.

  15. Kylie Jenner Legs Short Shorts Covering Face
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    She must have walked into an unexpected long black microphone…

  16. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
    Cock Dr
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    Kid looks like junkie.

  17. LeAnn Rimes Legs Daisy Dukes
    JC
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    Starting to pork up again.

  18. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Hugging Swan Raft Ryan Sweeting Instagram
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    That chick is flat-out duckin’ crazy.

  19. January Jones Bitchface Overalls Son Xander
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    I’m starting to think the only reason she ever takes that kid out in public is so that the baby daddy can see how much she absolutely despises it in pap photos.

  20. Guy Breaking Neck To Check Out Mel B Butt Spandex Unitard
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    That ass should come with an epilepsy warning.

  21. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Derpface
    buzz
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    I predict once these Spider-Man movies are done so are these two.

  22. Amber Rose Giant Fat Ass Miniskirt
    Cock Dr
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    Built in seat cushions….it must get tiring to haul around that much baggage.

  23. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly Tight Dress 2014 Cedars Sinai Sports Spectacular Womens Luncheon
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    I’m sorry, but pregnancy is just gross.

  24. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Hugging Swan Raft Ryan Sweeting Instagram
    dirt dog
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    i give their marriage a year tops.

  25. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
    Cock Dr
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    He plays the buffoon so well.

  26. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
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    He makes me long for Jaden Smith pictures

  27. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Jeans Earmuffs Formula One Testing Day One Bahrain International Circuit
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    “Wow, NASCAR looks so different when you’re there in real life!”

  28. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Hugging Swan Raft Ryan Sweeting Instagram
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    Taken right before he threw a toaster in the water. No jury will convict him.

  29. David Arquette Rosanna Arquette Alexis Arquette Richmond Arquette Patricia Arquette Sold Premiere Indian Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    I would still do Rosanna and Patricia.

    • I thought you said” Don’t stick your dick in crazy”. Why the change Don?

      • Winona Ryder and a crazy chick at McDonald’s opened my eyes. Sometimes, it’s worth the stab wounds.

        I didn’t know Rosanna and Patricia were crazy. I thought it was the men and former men of this family that were crazy. What crazy things have they done?

      • I lack the Google kung fu or I am too lazy to attach the evidence. One was married to Nicholas Cage another had a mental breakdown and went to a resort for “exhaustion”. Not Halle Berry nuts, but then who is?

      • YEAH – Patricia and Cage. Forgot about this one – I think they even married twice!

  30. Guy Breaking Neck To Check Out Mel B Butt Spandex Unitard
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    This dude needs to spend less time on the phone and less time looking at women’s asses and more time on getting some lotion for his ashy ass elbows and knees.

  31. LeAnn Rimes Legs Daisy Dukes
    Cock Dr
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    Eddie’s probably so tired of that greasy grimacing baboon face but breaking up would probably mean the end of a fabulous endlessly vacationing party life. He’ll stay as long as the cashflow is healthy.

    • …dude has been a regular on several series and has made millions of his own …she has’nt had a hit record in how many years? i think he’s staying ’cause this basket-case must do some sick sex shit that even drunk ass brandi would’nt do…

  32. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Legs Skirt Kneeling In Shoe Store Celebrity Apprentice
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    Since she is already down there on her knee’s, why the fuck not?

  33. Guy Breaking Neck To Check Out Mel B Butt Spandex Unitard
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    That reaction is appropriate.

  34. Pope Francis Reaching Out For Small Boy
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    Francis is in the mood for Asian today.

  35. Tim McGraw Skinny NCAA March Madness Music Festival
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    Tens of millions of dollars, you would think he could afford more hats. He has been wearing that same stupid one for about 10 years now.

  36. Steven Tyler Posing With Fans For Selfie
    tito
    Commented on this photo:

    the count of monte crystal meth.

  37. Rihanna Cleavage Midriff
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    I can’t believe Fish has not posted the good photos of her today, WTF?

  38. Jonah Hill
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    Who Jonah Hill is really banging.

  39. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Hugging Swan Raft Ryan Sweeting Instagram
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    “Stop lookin’ at me SWAN!”

  40. January Jones Bitchface Overalls Son Xander
    tito
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    “can he go live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine?”

  41. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Legs Skirt Kneeling In Shoe Store Celebrity Apprentice
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    I’m not putting my dick anywhere near her. I wouldn’t take the chance. She’s way too fertile. I don’t want any little Zaloog’s running around.

  42. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
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    Keep reinforcing the fact that you are a clown Nick.

  43. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly Tight Dress 2014 Cedars Sinai Sports Spectacular Womens Luncheon
    tito
    Commented on this photo:

    the only thing spectacular about that picture is the tensile strength of lycra.

  44. Justin Bieber Dumb Oversized Shorts
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    He’s such a little asshole.

  45. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
    Juch
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    “I’m dressed funny, therefore I am funny” doesn’t really work. Nick is on his way to being the black Carrot Top.

  46. Angela Kinsley Olivia Munn Bra See Through Shirt Chateau Marmont
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    “Goddamit, I am so tired of eating shrimp and cocktail sauce, and blowing greasy nasty producers too”

  47. January Jones Bitchface Overalls Son Xander
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    “No matter how hard I try, he just keeps coming back. Sigh”

  48. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Derpface
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does she dress like a 50 year old woman?

  49. Nick Cannon Short Pants Rubber Boots Skunk Stripe In Hair NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
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    Now, picture Mariah chasing him around and talking with a French accent.

  50. David Arquette Rosanna Arquette Alexis Arquette Richmond Arquette Patricia Arquette Sold Premiere Indian Film Festival
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay guys, who’s up for some H E R O I N ?!?

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