The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.6.11

April 6th, 2011 // 396 Comments

Huh. So he really is a child-eating agent of Satan. Guess I owe Katy Perry’s mom that dollar.

Welcome to the Hump Day edition of The Crap We Missed culled from the finest paparazzi in all the land: David Beckham has a new best friend. Ashley Judd is not aging well, so she’s gonna want to avoid looking at Christie Brinkley. Chloe Moretz can fly and, alright, who reanimated Brittany Murphy’s corpse and sent it to a movie premiere? Was it those singing penguins again? Because murdering her aside, you gotta admit this was funny.

Pleasantly guffawing,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Russell Brand
    Charmless Man
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    After Russell lost all that boyhood weight, he still felt like he had a little fat boy inside. He’s just putting it back in.

  2. Juliette Lewis
    Charmless Man
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    “And then I tried to start a music career. I know, right? Bad idea.”

  3. David Beckham
    Charmless Man
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    I’m pretty sure he thinks that’s Posh.

  4. Christopher Walken
    Charmless Man
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    He has grandma-mouth.

  5. David Beckham
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    Nothing like seeing two men in love. Spring is in the air!

  6. Katie Holmes
    Matt
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    Those e-meter sessions are starting to wear off.

  7. Katie Holmes
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    “And now for my impression of Tom, when he sees my vagina.”

  8. Jayde Nicole
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    What hath medical science wrought?

  9. Vin Diesel
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    “How many inches is my penis?”

  10. Jennifer Garner
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    Beautiful.

  11. Jayde Nicole
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    Snarky biAAAtch!

  12. Chloe Moritz
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    Dun-dnun-duhhhh…. Super Hobo!

  13. Joe Jonas
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    So, it’s “works out with a trainer in Beverly Hills” now? I just canNOT keep up with gay slang.

  14. Juliette Lewis
    who cares?
    Commented on this photo:

    when did the situation become a hipster?

  15. Jennifer Garner
    Reece
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    Wow she actually looks really good here. Its the only time I’ve seen her without having the sudden urge to use her sharp angular face as a meat slicer.

  16. Jayde Nicole
    Reece
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    A leopard print sweater away from being Joan Rivers….botox is a hell of a thing

  17. Joe Jonas
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    RUN FROM THE GAY!!

  18. Zachary Quinto
    Charmless Man
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    Bert’s looking kinda grungy these days.

  19. Jayde Nicole
    Charmless Man
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    Her lips look like two slugs fighting on a duck’s bill.

  20. Chloe Moritz
    Charmless Man
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    This is the move she uses to escape Pedo-Nerds.

  21. Vin Diesel
    Charmless Man
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    Having just learned it’s now passe, Vin Diesel puts all his effort into NOT doing The Shocker.

  22. Christie Brinkley
    lili
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    There goes my self esteem…

  23. Ashley Judd
    lili
    Commented on this photo:

    I understand you’re all concerned with her powder malfunction, but I’d like to poin out her forehead.
    That’s a serious case of Nicole Kindman going on there.

  24. Greta Gerwig
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    Why so serious?

  25. Katie Holmes
    zoya
    Commented on this photo:

    love how her face is scrunched up, but her forehead didn’t move an inch. Those are some serious bunny lines on her nose. Time to lay off the botox.

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