Wow, I am totally confused. Who the fuck is Chloe Moritz?
She’s the girl in the picture.
Nuh-uh… it’s Chloe Moretz.
Or some kind of magical jumping coat, I don’t know. With all the balls and homeless people on the site today, it wouldn’t surprise me.
Cotton Eyed Joe just walked over her grave.
Man, 14-year-olds didn’t wear glass dildos to work when I was that age.
I knew this would happen. First Justin Bieber learned to levitate…now other young people I never heard of. Being old sucks, this is skateboards all over again!
Chloe Moretz is an actress who has been in over 30 movies and TV episodes. She co-starred in “Let Me In” as a vampire and stole the show as an assassin in “Kick-Ass”. She recently finished filming Martin Scorsese’s latest and has numerous projects lined up.
People like you ruin everything. I bet you’ll walk in on.your kid boning and let them know they’re doing it wrong.
Sorry for missing your “humor”. Don’t know how that happened.
I know what happened. You’re a witless schlub who wouldn’t enjoy humor if it were a crying hooker.
Wow, you’re right.
Misspelled name? Bieber levitation? Glass dildos?
I get it now! Hahahahaha! Funny stuff!
This looks like what happens to women when they are on top and don’t get off before I climax.
Five seconds isn’t a lot of time for a proper dismount. ZING!
‘Sokay guys, this is how she moves from point A to point B. This is an awesome kid, walking is for noobzors.
explosive diarrhea is no joke!
I don’t know who you are kid, but you got some sweet moves.
In other news, 4chan’s servers just exploded.
Never heard of her. Is that a full body diaper?
Lance Bass is about to take a piss behind her.
they’ll never catch her lucky charms?
I won’t even make a joke because she was so freakin’ awesome in Kick-Ass. She really was.
Great movie by the way.
Dun-dnun-duhhhh…. Super Hobo!
This is the move she uses to escape Pedo-Nerds.
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Chloe Moritz on the set of Hick in Wrightsville, NC. (April 5, 2011)
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