1. Wow, I am totally confused. Who the fuck is Chloe Moritz?

  2. Cotton Eyed Joe just walked over her grave.

  3. Man, 14-year-olds didn’t wear glass dildos to work when I was that age.

  4. I knew this would happen. First Justin Bieber learned to levitate…now other young people I never heard of. Being old sucks, this is skateboards all over again!

  5. JR

    Chloe Moretz is an actress who has been in over 30 movies and TV episodes. She co-starred in “Let Me In” as a vampire and stole the show as an assassin in “Kick-Ass”. She recently finished filming Martin Scorsese’s latest and has numerous projects lined up.

  6. The Laughing G-D

    This looks like what happens to women when they are on top and don’t get off before I climax.

  7. ‘Sokay guys, this is how she moves from point A to point B. This is an awesome kid, walking is for noobzors.

  8. explosive diarrhea is no joke!

  9. I don’t know who you are kid, but you got some sweet moves.

  10. In other news, 4chan’s servers just exploded.

  11. Sin

    Never heard of her. Is that a full body diaper?

  12. Tara Overholt

    Lance Bass is about to take a piss behind her.

  13. fooey

    they’ll never catch her lucky charms?

  14. cc

    I won’t even make a joke because she was so freakin’ awesome in Kick-Ass. She really was.

    Great movie by the way.

  15. Dun-dnun-duhhhh…. Super Hobo!

  16. Charmless Man

    This is the move she uses to escape Pedo-Nerds.

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