The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.4.12

April 4th, 2012 // 363 Comments

In the land of Sad Keanu, Giant Sad Philip Seymour Hoffman is king.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Joey Lawrence who knows the importance of a strong male figure in a kid’s life as well as Coco, who knows exactly what we’re all on this Internet thing for, and oh look, the producers of The Client List finally found a way to keep Jennifer Love Hewitt away from the craft services table constant rush of handsome, single men who’s pockets are overflowing with pre-selected engagement rings.

“Seriously, this bitch is crazy.” – The baby locked in the cage with her,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Ashton Kutcher Jeffrey Katzenber Jack Black Laker Game
    diamorem
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    Are these the actors in the Three Stooges movie? No, seriously.

  2. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Gloves Scarf
    Frank Burns
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    “Okay, you want it autographed to A. B. Heart . . . aw goddamit, I fall for that every time!”

  3. Ashton Kutcher Jeffrey Katzenber Jack Black Laker Game
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    A douche, a jew and a fatass walk into a bar…

  4. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
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    Someone should tell Elton John to stop fondling the ass of the George Michael Doll.

  5. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Dick Hell
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    Life must be terribly hard for the paps working the beach beat.

  6. Ashton Kutcher Jeffrey Katzenber Jack Black Laker Game
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    Two guys watching the game, one guy picking out tonight’s cheerleader.

  7. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
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    Now this is a “photo gem.”

    (Check back tomorrow to see how many thumbs down this one gets!)

    • Richard McBeef

      Somebody has got a hard on for you, Tommyboy. Maybe it’s the italics? It does come off as a little highfalutin’.

      • Last night I checked back on that Paris Hilton comment I made, the one which I predicted would get 6 to 8 thumbs down, and there were 9 thumbs up and 0 thumbs down.

        Earlier today, I checked again…13 thumbs up and 32 thumbs down. (Yeah, you’re going to have to pry my italics from my cold, dead fingers.) Either my “hater squad” all failed to show up until late yesterday or sometime this morning, and then Tw**ted each other to be sure to thumb all my comments down, or—Occam’s Razor time—it’s one guy somehow bypassing the one-thumb-per-person protocol.

        I’d speculate how he(?)’s able to do that, but if I were right, Fish wouldn’t like my helping people subvert his new comment thread, and I usually try to keep in his good graces.

      • Richard McBeef

        I think if you somehow became bored with masturbation you could probably delete all your cookies 32 times and vote 32 times. This might not work if you are registered and logged in. Maybe just for the losers that refuse to register. And I don’t give a shit what fish says, I can thumb up or thumb down about 99% of comments despite my failure to register.

      • Richard McBeef

        sure that might be subverting the comment thread, but if you are dumbfuck enough to actually go through that effort 32 times to thumb up and thumb down something on the internet, I figure you probably need it.

      • Richard McBeef

        yes, quite the shitstorm I’ve started here, huh, tommy?

      • Richard McBeef

        yep, see the shitstorm?

      • Jonas Grumby

        Why are you guys sweating the votes? A thumbs-down just means that somewhere a 7th-grade gym teacher who is supposed to be overseeing study hall in the school computer lab stepped out to take a dump. Besides, this is the Kardashian pop-culture era, where the prized currency is attention, regardless of its valence. Just count the thumbs, not their direction, to value your impact.

      • Steve Canyon must be more clever than his ramblings would lead us to believe. Or should I say… forrest gump? Hmm?

        Yeah, I’m still going with that theory… folks.

  8. Chevy Chase
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    Has anyone seen my funny?

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cage Toddler The Client List
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    Jennifer’s calling in for a grill and some charcoal.

  10. Rita Rusic Bikini
    GeorgeWBush
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    MMmmmm, dinner at the Y

  11. Robert Downey Jr.
    cc
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    The revisionist (gay-themed) Gilligan’s Island doesn’t interest me.

  12. Josh Brolin Hot Dog Laker Game
    cc
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    He stole Paris Hilton’s hat!

  13. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    You think it’s easy to find a new, more degrading pose every day?

  14. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    cc
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    ‘the launch of the new Crystal Light Mocktails in New York City’

    Gosh, was that held at the MOMA? Must’ve been.

  15. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    cc
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    Don’t mind if I do.

  16. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
    NG
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    KK, now with double the skankiness.

  17. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    GeorgeWBush
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    Props to the pap on knowing what was the best side to shoot on a butherface

  18. Miranda Kerr Bra See Through Tank Top
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    I now know how to tell Kerr and Minka Kelly apart; one dates douches!

  19. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
    nick
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    “No, she’s the evil twin!”
    “No, she’s the evil twin!”
    Fuck it, shoot them both.

  20. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    You know what I WON’T be drinking now? Crystal Light Mocktails.

  21. Chevy Chase
    nick
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    “Not MY hooker money!”

  22. Chevy Chase
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    Thank you very little

  23. Lauren Stoner Bikini
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    Message to Kim Kuntrashian: This is how you do ass!

  24. Lauren Conrad
    slippinx12
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    “Wait do I sign my name or the person who wrote this for me?”

  25. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
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    When did Gulliver ever travel to NY? I hate it when Hollywood messes with the classics.

  26. Coco Butt Tight Dress
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    The AntiPippa

  27. Ashton Kutcher Jeffrey Katzenber Jack Black Laker Game
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    Only one guy in this photo has ever gotten a woman based on his looks.

  28. Robert Downey Jr.
    Johnny P!
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    “The loons, Norman! Listen to the loons!”

  29. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
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    The quality of Madame Tussauds’ work has really gone to hell.

  30. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
    Derek
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    Hook ‘em!

  31. Josh Brolin Hot Dog Laker Game
    catapostrophe
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    ‘Cuz I’m a hot dog lover.
    Mama was.
    Papa, too.

  32. Lauren Conrad
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    Just what the world needs… another coloring book.

  33. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
    Drundel
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    The hat shows he is playing a mentally handicapped character.

  34. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    what the hells a “Lauren Stoner”???

  35. Robert Downey Jr.
    Contusion
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    Dandy. Just dandy.

  36. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Contusion
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    I STILL don’t know who this is. Really. I don’t.

  37. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Contusion
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    Another wig from Party City.

  38. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    Debra Messing, pre- Will & Grace.

  39. Ashton Kutcher Jeffrey Katzenber Jack Black Laker Game
    Frank Burns
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    “Sigh, look who I have to hang out with, even with Lakers tickets! Wow, maybe I am a douchebag like everyone says.”

  40. Lauren Conrad
    Frank Burns
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    “I thought this was the kind of book you color in!”

  41. Ashton Kutcher Jeffrey Katzenber Jack Black Laker Game
    Damian
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    They are high as hell.

  42. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    Ahh, the Jessica Alba beach chair taint shot – often imitated, never duplicated. But please ladies, keep trying.

  43. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Great White Pygmy
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    Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all of my press?

  44. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    Walking the red carpet at the launch of Crystal Light Mocktails? That’s one step up from appearing on surveillance video at Walmart.

  45. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Jack Ketch
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    Yikes … she was actually cuter before all the hideous surgery. Fucking gross. That is all.

  46. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Gloves Scarf
    Coyote
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    Gloves, Really Gloves in April, What a Wuss

  47. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Coyote
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    I don’t know who she is, but I want some, BAD!

  48. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
    The Brown Streak
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    And he wonders why nobody would buy his Michael Moore action figures.

  49. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
    The Brown Streak
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    It’s about time she stood up straight.

  50. Josh Brolin Hot Dog Laker Game
    Bigalkie
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    Will Call Booth. One front row seat for ” Barbara Streisand’s Step Son ” Please. It might be under ” Mr Diane Lane”.

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