In the land of Sad Keanu, Giant Sad Philip Seymour Hoffman is king.
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Joey Lawrence who knows the importance of a strong male figure in a kid’s life as well as Coco, who knows exactly what we’re all on this Internet thing for, and oh look, the producers of The Client List finally found a way to keep Jennifer Love Hewitt away from the craft services table constant rush of handsome, single men who’s pockets are overflowing with pre-selected engagement rings.
“Seriously, this bitch is crazy.” – The baby locked in the cage with her,
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Are these the actors in the Three Stooges movie? No, seriously.
“Okay, you want it autographed to A. B. Heart . . . aw goddamit, I fall for that every time!”
A douche, a jew and a fatass walk into a bar…
…and the bartender says, “Hi, Ashton. What’ll you have?”
Someone should tell Elton John to stop fondling the ass of the George Michael Doll.
Life must be terribly hard for the paps working the beach beat.
Two guys watching the game, one guy picking out tonight’s cheerleader.
Now this is a “photo gem.”
(Check back tomorrow to see how many thumbs down this one gets!)
Somebody has got a hard on for you, Tommyboy. Maybe it’s the italics? It does come off as a little highfalutin’.
Last night I checked back on that Paris Hilton comment I made, the one which I predicted would get 6 to 8 thumbs down, and there were 9 thumbs up and 0 thumbs down.
Earlier today, I checked again…13 thumbs up and 32 thumbs down. (Yeah, you’re going to have to pry my italics from my cold, dead fingers.) Either my “hater squad” all failed to show up until late yesterday or sometime this morning, and then Tw**ted each other to be sure to thumb all my comments down, or—Occam’s Razor time—it’s one guy somehow bypassing the one-thumb-per-person protocol.
I’d speculate how he(?)’s able to do that, but if I were right, Fish wouldn’t like my helping people subvert his new comment thread, and I usually try to keep in his good graces.
I think if you somehow became bored with masturbation you could probably delete all your cookies 32 times and vote 32 times. This might not work if you are registered and logged in. Maybe just for the losers that refuse to register. And I don’t give a shit what fish says, I can thumb up or thumb down about 99% of comments despite my failure to register.
sure that might be subverting the comment thread, but if you are dumbfuck enough to actually go through that effort 32 times to thumb up and thumb down something on the internet, I figure you probably need it.
yes, quite the shitstorm I’ve started here, huh, tommy?
yep, see the shitstorm?
Why are you guys sweating the votes? A thumbs-down just means that somewhere a 7th-grade gym teacher who is supposed to be overseeing study hall in the school computer lab stepped out to take a dump. Besides, this is the Kardashian pop-culture era, where the prized currency is attention, regardless of its valence. Just count the thumbs, not their direction, to value your impact.
Steve Canyon must be more clever than his ramblings would lead us to believe. Or should I say… forrest gump? Hmm?
Yeah, I’m still going with that theory… folks.
Has anyone seen my funny?
Jennifer’s calling in for a grill and some charcoal.
MMmmmm, dinner at the Y
I always thought it was “Box lunch at the Y”
You’re right. But I’d like to put it to you that this meal can be enjoyed at any time of the day, breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maybe even brunch
The revisionist (gay-themed) Gilligan’s Island doesn’t interest me.
Maybe if he was your “little buddy.”
He stole Paris Hilton’s hat!
You think it’s easy to find a new, more degrading pose every day?
‘the launch of the new Crystal Light Mocktails in New York City’
Gosh, was that held at the MOMA? Must’ve been.
Don’t mind if I do.
KK, now with double the skankiness.
Props to the pap on knowing what was the best side to shoot on a butherface
I now know how to tell Kerr and Minka Kelly apart; one dates douches!
and the other is married to a douche…
“No, she’s the evil twin!”
“No, she’s the evil twin!”
Fuck it, shoot them both.
You know what I WON’T be drinking now? Crystal Light Mocktails.
Really? 19 people feel THAT STRONGLY about Crystal Light Mocktails?
“Not MY hooker money!”
Thank you very little
Message to Kim Kuntrashian: This is how you do ass!
“Wait do I sign my name or the person who wrote this for me?”
When did Gulliver ever travel to NY? I hate it when Hollywood messes with the classics.
The AntiPippa
Only one guy in this photo has ever gotten a woman based on his looks.
“The loons, Norman! Listen to the loons!”
The quality of Madame Tussauds’ work has really gone to hell.
Hook ‘em!
‘Cuz I’m a hot dog lover.
Mama was.
Papa, too.
Just what the world needs… another coloring book.
The hat shows he is playing a mentally handicapped character.
If that was really the case he’d be wearing a Texas A&M hat.
what the hells a “Lauren Stoner”???
Dandy. Just dandy.
I STILL don’t know who this is. Really. I don’t.
Another wig from Party City.
Debra Messing, pre- Will & Grace.
“Sigh, look who I have to hang out with, even with Lakers tickets! Wow, maybe I am a douchebag like everyone says.”
“I thought this was the kind of book you color in!”
They are high as hell.
Ahh, the Jessica Alba beach chair taint shot – often imitated, never duplicated. But please ladies, keep trying.
Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all of my press?
Walking the red carpet at the launch of Crystal Light Mocktails? That’s one step up from appearing on surveillance video at Walmart.
Yikes … she was actually cuter before all the hideous surgery. Fucking gross. That is all.
Gloves, Really Gloves in April, What a Wuss
Probably a germaphobe. Fambly germs excepted.
I don’t know who she is, but I want some, BAD!
And he wonders why nobody would buy his Michael Moore action figures.
It’s about time she stood up straight.
Will Call Booth. One front row seat for ” Barbara Streisand’s Step Son ” Please. It might be under ” Mr Diane Lane”.