The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.4.12

April 4th, 2012 // 363 Comments

In the land of Sad Keanu, Giant Sad Philip Seymour Hoffman is king.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Joey Lawrence who knows the importance of a strong male figure in a kid’s life as well as Coco, who knows exactly what we’re all on this Internet thing for, and oh look, the producers of The Client List finally found a way to keep Jennifer Love Hewitt away from the craft services table constant rush of handsome, single men who’s pockets are overflowing with pre-selected engagement rings.

“Seriously, this bitch is crazy.” – The baby locked in the cage with her,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Josh Brolin Hot Dog Laker Game
    EricLr
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    The kid from The Goonies turned into a grizzled prospector so slowly that we never even noticed until it was too late.

  2. Lauren Conrad
    Deacon Jones
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    “How much money have I made from this signing?”

    “You’re getting $10 per book, and you’ve signed 200 books.”

    “…………..”

  3. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
    Will
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    “What? You mean someone else already came up with a twelve inch pianist joke? Fine – I’ll just drown my sorrows in this bottle of mustard.”

  4. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Richard McBeef
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    my interest was waning from the start but it has once again piqued.

  5. Joey Lawrence Baby Stroller Knit Hat Tight Shirt
    EricLr
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    Awh, come on honey, let’s let him have the kid for a while. I mean, what could possibly go wrong–he’s Joey Lawrence.

  6. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
    Will
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    Mmm…two times the two times the ass!

  7. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Somewhere in New York, a cop is having to make the toughest phone call of his career to some poor photographer’s wife.

  8. Miranda Kerr Bra See Through Tank Top
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    Yawn.

  9. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    stacy
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    What a stupid no talent ugly bitch. That was the nice things I have to say about this skank.

  10. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Gloves Scarf
    Will
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    Hi – I’m David Duchovney in 40 pounds.

  11. Chevy Chase
    EricLr
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    I wonder if even his family hates his guts.

    • Richard McBeef

      Damn man, that’s harsh and my posts are filled with violence, sex, sexual violence, generalized misogyny, and a splash of latent racism.

      I guess what I’m saying is: +1

  12. Coco Butt Tight Dress
    Will
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    Is it Easter already?

  13. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
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    It’s Lily Munster in negative.

  14. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
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    When scientists say there is a chance we have been visited by alien lifeforms, they never said we would like it.

  15. Joey Lawrence Baby Stroller Knit Hat Tight Shirt
    Colin
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    Nipple.

  16. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
    Bonky
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    Most people make decisions with an angel on one shoulder and the devil on another. Philip Seymour Hoffman only has Sad Keanu Reeves to work with, I can’t imagine wanting to live a life like that.

  17. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Gloves Scarf
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    He signs his autographs under the alias Moe Lester.

  18. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    First thing I saw – Ursula from Little Mermaid.

  19. Coco Butt Tight Dress
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    Well, we ARE at the circus…

  20. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
    Bonky
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    I would spend my last money to buy a video of twin Kim’s doing an ass to ass double-ended dildo porn scene. MY LAST MONEY I TELL YA !

  21. Miranda Kerr Bra See Through Tank Top
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    sploosh.

  22. Chevy Chase
    Colin
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    He’s trying to rival the city of the same name in size.

  23. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
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    I would also be a Sad Keanu if I had to sit on Philip Seymour Hoffman’s fingers.

  24. Coco Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    She doesn’t need those horizontal stripes….we already understand that it’s a mile wide.

  25. Ashton Kutcher Jeffrey Katzenber Jack Black Laker Game
    Bonky
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    Damn, this is the last time I schedule a “boys night out” when I’m drunk.

  26. Robert Downey Jr.
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    Hair done, nails done, everything did…

  27. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Bianca
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    She looks like a Barbie and a Bratz Doll melted together.

  28. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    Vagina.

  29. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
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    Who the hell is following this woman on Twitter? I’m not particularly interested in her and I run into stories about her everywhere. Are they also following “Sunlight” and “Oxygen”?

  30. Coco Butt Tight Dress
    Bonky
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    Damn, I would do things to that ass that would end up killing me.

  31. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Does instagram have photoshop?

  32. Coco Butt Tight Dress
    Jon Hex
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    Not present: flaccid penises.

  33. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
    cc
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    Keanu made more money of those damn Matrix movies than I ever will. Well, at least I’ve got this voodoo doll.

  34. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Gloves Scarf
    Crissy
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    George Michael is that you?

  35. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
    cc
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    All the narcissism in her brain squeezed all the other thoughts out.

  36. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
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    Somewhere in Europe there’s a Russian pimp wondering where his necklace went.

  37. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
    Mike701
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    As the photo shows Philip and Tom Cruise remained close after Mission Impossible.

  38. Joey Lawrence Baby Stroller Knit Hat Tight Shirt
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    He’s on his way to the courthouse to file child support paperwork against his baby daddy. And by baby daddy, I mean Mark Wahlberg.

  39. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
    Mike701
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    Finally her ass split like an amoeba creating an exact copy.

  40. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “You had me at crystal!”

  41. Ashton Kutcher Jeffrey Katzenber Jack Black Laker Game
    cc
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    Collectively, I’m sure they’ll be able to conjure up a moment of hilarity. Not really.

  42. Chevy Chase
    Commented on this photo:

    First thought – sexual harassment panda

  43. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Stupid
    Commented on this photo:

    What does her necklace say?.

    • “Biohazard”

    • OCD strikes again: I had to know. It says KatieGirl (as in “The Way We Were”/that “Sex and the City” episode that divided women into Simple Girls and Katie Girls). And … there go a few more brain cells that will never be used to cure cancer or broker world peace.

  44. Lauren Conrad
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    “This Lauren Conrad chick sounds neat. I’d love to meet her some time.”

  45. Chevy Chase
    Frank Burns
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    “What do you mean there’s no dollar menu at Spago’s?”

  46. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    LegMan
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    Red light!

  47. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Bonky
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    She needs to drop the whole “Roman Zolansky” thing which is just really f-cked up. This girl is one album away from a 5150 evaluation.

  48. Coco Butt Tight Dress
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Feta?

  49. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Austin (Danger) Powers
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    Clits are so easy to find…

  50. Joey Lawrence Baby Stroller Knit Hat Tight Shirt
    Bonky
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    Just how ugly is that baby ?

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