The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.4.12

April 4th, 2012 // 363 Comments

In the land of Sad Keanu, Giant Sad Philip Seymour Hoffman is king.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Joey Lawrence who knows the importance of a strong male figure in a kid’s life as well as Coco, who knows exactly what we’re all on this Internet thing for, and oh look, the producers of The Client List finally found a way to keep Jennifer Love Hewitt away from the craft services table constant rush of handsome, single men who’s pockets are overflowing with pre-selected engagement rings.

“Seriously, this bitch is crazy.” – The baby locked in the cage with her,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
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    He looks sad. At least he has his minature Hugh Jackman doll to keep him company.

  2. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
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    When will they stop cloning barnyard animals and move up to a higher life form?

  3. Ashton Kutcher Jeffrey Katzenber Jack Black Laker Game
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    So that’s a Mount Rushmore of annoying if ever I saw one.

  4. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    And the bartender said….

  5. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Gloves Scarf
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    “Keep it real, Love Miley’s dad.”

  6. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
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    Is this a screenshot from some sad, modern remake of Darby O’Gill and the Little People?

  7. Josh Brolin Hot Dog Laker Game
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    I eat tacos with the same gusto. Just sayin’, Diane Lane.

  8. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t give a fuck what any of you are talking about… I would hit that. (Most likely with a Naked Gun sized condom on.)

  9. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Gloves Scarf
    Jill
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    “Excuse me, Billy Ray? Can you please stop scribbling all over next week’s purchase order? I told you three times I have no need for your autograph!”

  10. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It’s like opening out a hanky

  11. Chevy Chase
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    I think $1.00 per picture is reasonable.

  12. Chevy Chase
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    I think $1.00 per picture is reasonable.

  13. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
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    This isn’t real. If there were two Kim Kardashian asses on the same beach at the same time, the tide would be overwhelming everything in sight.

  14. Ashton Kutcher Jeffrey Katzenber Jack Black Laker Game
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    Ashton is thinking, “Damn, did I really piss the country music folk off that bad?”

  15. Ashton Kutcher Jeffrey Katzenber Jack Black Laker Game
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    I though douche sandwiches had to have some sort of bread. Think about it. There’s no such thing as a ham sandwich made entirely from ham, is there?

  16. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cage Toddler The Client List
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    Jennifer, “I finally have my Preeeeeciousssss!!”
    Baby, “Somebody help!”

  17. Josh Brolin Hot Dog Laker Game
    Jill
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    He’s just displaying his ability to livieup to the promises made by his hat.

  18. Robert Downey Jr.
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    If you can’t walk fancy, what’s the point?

  19. Joey Lawrence Baby Stroller Knit Hat Tight Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    With that coat strategically placed, I can barely tell that he just stole that kid.

  20. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Gloves Scarf
    it had to be said
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    He’s mocking country music!

  21. Coco Butt Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    Yep. There it is. There’s the missing cottage cheese.

  22. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cage Toddler The Client List
    blonde
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    She can trap children in a cage, now if only she could trap a man.

    • cc

      She tried…she put a peanut butter sandwich in there, but the kid came and got it. She’s placing a delivery order for chicken wings this time.

  23. Joey Lawrence Baby Stroller Knit Hat Tight Shirt
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    AMBER ALERT!

  24. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    MOO MOO

  25. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    You can hardly tell she’s wearing her tickle panties.

  26. Josh Brolin Hot Dog Laker Game
    it had to be said
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    Suck it down, tramp.

  27. Coco Butt Tight Dress
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    At the show’s zenith, she was invited on stage, whereupon seven Chinese children rode bicycles and performed daredevil stunts on her tits and ass.

  28. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Oh, Coco. You’re too much.

  29. Joey Lawrence Baby Stroller Knit Hat Tight Shirt
    it had to be said
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    Joey Lawrence has a kid? Whoa!

  30. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Gloves Scarf
    Deacon Jones
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    “What happens when hill billys from the South get rich, tonight at 11 on Action News…”

  31. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Nice try, but the crazy eyes still didn’t distract me from your tits.

  32. Chevy Chase
    it had to be said
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    Yes, sir, Mr. Chase, lap dances through the door.

  33. Lauren Conrad
    it had to be said
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    Wait, these people all bought my book?

  34. Lauren Conrad
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Book signing, NY Times Best Selling Author, Lauren Conrad… words you just don’t expect to see together.

    • Richard McBeef

      Literary fare for the average American comes straight from the Young Adult section, if not Teen Paranormal Romance.

      If it’s a NYT best seller, it’s almost guaranteed to be written for 8th graders. Or in this case, by an eighth grader.

    • Hell, Snookie had a best seller so I’m not surprised in the least by this.

    • Mike

      Funny thing is, Lauren Conrad has class. You see her going around starting fights or acting like a famewhore?

  35. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    it had to be said
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    She’s got a nice smile.

  36. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
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    “Yes. You heard me right. AT you. They’re all laughing AT you.”

  37. Coco Butt Tight Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Immortal is the word. Wherever there’s an odd man with a white face and a funny nose, Michael is there too.

  38. Chevy Chase
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    I saw a face just like this one in the Lara Flynn Boyle post.

  39. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Gloves Scarf
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Between Whitney drowning in 16 inches of water, Alicia Silverstone regurgitation, and anything Dina Lohan has done, this pretentious fool is looking like a better parent everyday.

  40. Josh Brolin Hot Dog Laker Game
    Deacon Jones
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    [friend next to him] They’re here, they’re here, they’re here, they’re here…

    [shouting] It’s the Lakers! This way. Come on we’ve got to move! Let’s go you guys. Don’t fall behind. Let’s move.

  41. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Gloves Scarf
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    “You takin pictures, boy? You git that camera outta my face. Don’t make me give you an autograph.”

  42. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
    stacy
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    What loser photoshopped Hugh jackman there?

  43. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sad Keanu
    EricLr
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    Well, at least that explains where Ryan Seacrest went.

  44. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    Does she even count as “black” at this point?

    This bitch makes lil’ Kim look like a dirty hippy

  45. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Gloves Scarf
    Richard McBeef
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    If the gloves fit, yeah you probably banged your own daughter.

  46. Ashton Kutcher Jeffrey Katzenber Jack Black Laker Game
    EricLr
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    I guess they really are doing a Three Douches movie.

  47. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    What a wreck.

  48. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cage Toddler The Client List
    EricLr
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    Watch out kid, she’s trying to steal your youth!

  49. Chevy Chase
    Deacon Jones
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    “Ain’t never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.”

    “Yeah, well, we’re from out of town. How much do I owe you?”

  50. Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter
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    We’re gonna need more flour…

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