In the land of Sad Keanu, Giant Sad Philip Seymour Hoffman is king.
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Joey Lawrence who knows the importance of a strong male figure in a kid’s life as well as Coco, who knows exactly what we’re all on this Internet thing for, and oh look, the producers of The Client List finally found a way to keep Jennifer Love Hewitt away from the craft services table constant rush of handsome, single men who’s pockets are overflowing with pre-selected engagement rings.
“Seriously, this bitch is crazy.” – The baby locked in the cage with her,
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He looks sad. At least he has his minature Hugh Jackman doll to keep him company.
that looks more like a keanu reeves doll based on his famous bench picture meme
Keanu Reeves was my guess too.
Me three!
Get your memes straight kid
When will they stop cloning barnyard animals and move up to a higher life form?
So that’s a Mount Rushmore of annoying if ever I saw one.
And the bartender said….
“Keep it real, Love Miley’s dad.”
Is this a screenshot from some sad, modern remake of Darby O’Gill and the Little People?
I eat tacos with the same gusto. Just sayin’, Diane Lane.
“Excuse me, Billy Ray? Can you please stop scribbling all over next week’s purchase order? I told you three times I have no need for your autograph!”
I don’t give a fuck what any of you are talking about… I would hit that. (Most likely with a Naked Gun sized condom on.)
Normally you’d have to walk to the bathroom to urinate after sex, so I suppose it could have advantages if you’re really lazy.
We all have our different levels of standards, I guess…
It’s like opening out a hanky
I think $1.00 per picture is reasonable.
I think $1.00 per picture is reasonable.
This isn’t real. If there were two Kim Kardashian asses on the same beach at the same time, the tide would be overwhelming everything in sight.
Ashton is thinking, “Damn, did I really piss the country music folk off that bad?”
I though douche sandwiches had to have some sort of bread. Think about it. There’s no such thing as a ham sandwich made entirely from ham, is there?
Jennifer, “I finally have my Preeeeeciousssss!!”
Baby, “Somebody help!”
He’s just displaying his ability to livieup to the promises made by his hat.
If you can’t walk fancy, what’s the point?
With that coat strategically placed, I can barely tell that he just stole that kid.
He’s mocking country music!
Yep. There it is. There’s the missing cottage cheese.
this chicks forehead is getting bigger than her ass
She can trap children in a cage, now if only she could trap a man.
She tried…she put a peanut butter sandwich in there, but the kid came and got it. She’s placing a delivery order for chicken wings this time.
AMBER ALERT!
MOO MOO
MOO OOM
????
MOO-EE, MOO-EE!
!OOM MOO!
You can hardly tell she’s wearing her tickle panties.
Suck it down, tramp.
At the show’s zenith, she was invited on stage, whereupon seven Chinese children rode bicycles and performed daredevil stunts on her tits and ass.
Oh, Coco. You’re too much.
Joey Lawrence has a kid? Whoa!
“What happens when hill billys from the South get rich, tonight at 11 on Action News…”
Nice try, but the crazy eyes still didn’t distract me from your tits.
Yes, sir, Mr. Chase, lap dances through the door.
Wait, these people all bought my book?
Book signing, NY Times Best Selling Author, Lauren Conrad… words you just don’t expect to see together.
Literary fare for the average American comes straight from the Young Adult section, if not Teen Paranormal Romance.
If it’s a NYT best seller, it’s almost guaranteed to be written for 8th graders. Or in this case, by an eighth grader.
Hell, Snookie had a best seller so I’m not surprised in the least by this.
Funny thing is, Lauren Conrad has class. You see her going around starting fights or acting like a famewhore?
She’s got a nice smile.
ha!
“Yes. You heard me right. AT you. They’re all laughing AT you.”
Immortal is the word. Wherever there’s an odd man with a white face and a funny nose, Michael is there too.
I saw a face just like this one in the Lara Flynn Boyle post.
Between Whitney drowning in 16 inches of water, Alicia Silverstone regurgitation, and anything Dina Lohan has done, this pretentious fool is looking like a better parent everyday.
[friend next to him] They’re here, they’re here, they’re here, they’re here…
[shouting] It’s the Lakers! This way. Come on we’ve got to move! Let’s go you guys. Don’t fall behind. Let’s move.
“You takin pictures, boy? You git that camera outta my face. Don’t make me give you an autograph.”
What loser photoshopped Hugh jackman there?
Well, at least that explains where Ryan Seacrest went.
Does she even count as “black” at this point?
This bitch makes lil’ Kim look like a dirty hippy
Who the fuck knows, with this mental case? I’m willing to bet she thinks she’s Japanese.
If the gloves fit, yeah you probably banged your own daughter.
He wearing the gloves to mask the smell of Miley on his fingers.
I guess they really are doing a Three Douches movie.
What a wreck.
Watch out kid, she’s trying to steal your youth!
“Ain’t never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.”
“Yeah, well, we’re from out of town. How much do I owe you?”
“Excuse me. Holmes?”
We’re gonna need more flour…
Could we mix some anthrax into it?