The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.25.12

April 25th, 2012 // 594 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Amanda Seyfried just saw a cat get run over, you can literally smell the dirty litter box wafting off of this Tim Burton pic, The Rock flexes his armpit pecs that Earthly science has no explanation for, and finally Joan Cusack knows that she’s not the biggest celebrity in Hollywood but Jesus Christ, is this the biggest black microphone they could find?

You know there’s no way Boner Boy didn’t bruise the hell out of her back zipping this thing up,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tyra Banks Cleavage
    Stupid
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    She does have great tits!!

  2. Tyra Banks Cleavage
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    Dear Tyra, 1:1 is not the sacred ratio between forehead and cleavage.

  3. Rihanna Cleavage
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    Those must be her parents. Who else would let their picture be taken with her and look so utterly disappointed?

  4. Chelsea Clinton Crazy Eyes
    Crabby Old Guy
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    As if the mother wasn’t enough – eeeeeeek!

  5. Alec Baldwin Haircut Twitter
    Great White Pygmy
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    Ten bucks says I can bounce this of the wall into the trash can behind me.

  6. The Rock Flexing Biceps Pain And Gain
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    ‘Roids are a hell of a drug.

  7. Amanda Seyfried Yoga Pants
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    Amanda sez: “Oh, me likee.”

  8. Val Kilmer Fat Face Hat
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    He was Iceman so so so very long ago.

  9. The Rock Flexing Biceps Pain And Gain
    wondering?
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    Does he wax his armpits?

  10. James Van Der Beek
    dee
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    Beek-a-Boo

  11. Rihanna Cleavage
    Great White Pygmy
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    Look! You can literally see her suck the life out of him.

  12. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian Texting
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    Awkward thing: they’re both looking at Kim’s nude shots.

  13. Rihanna Cleavage
    Great White Pygmy
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    Look! You can literally see her suck the life out of him.

  14. Mark Wahlberg Bloated Muscular Arms Wife Beater Pain And Gain
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    The Rock is going to rape the shit out of that white boy.

  15. Christina Milian Cleavage See Through Dress
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    Damn that girl is hot as hell.

  16. James Van Der Beek
    Great White Pygmy
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    Still unimportant.

  17. Stephanie Seymour Nipples See Through Dress
    Stephanie Seymour's Son
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    Boing.

  18. The Rock Flexing Biceps Pain And Gain
    Great White Pygmy
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    I CAN smell the Rock.

  19. Tim Burton Yellow Teeth
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    Really with those teeth?

  20. Tyra Banks Cleavage
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    In the background: Dude caught looking and woman who is not talking to him right now.

  21. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian Texting
    Jon Hex
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    Scott: “In this one, Kort’s pretending to be dead. And this one. And this one. And…”

  22. Joan Cusack
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    That little shit got a what?!?

  23. Rihanna Cleavage
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    Her dad looks like her Dorian Gray portrait…

  24. Val Kilmer Fat Face Hat
    Great White Pygmy
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    Peace. Now show me the buffet!

  25. Taylor Momsen Upskirt Panty Flash Miniskirt Tights
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    I would need a latter but I still would…

  26. Rihanna Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    If I were an old man and felt those black claws closing upon my shoulder I would assume that the Reaper had sent one of his succubus for me.

  27. Val Kilmer Fat Face Hat
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    Wow, this is the greatest case of the disappearing bulge since Beyonce’s pregnancy…

  28. Wendy Williams
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    I’ve made all the tranny and Plasmatics jokes I can, so let me just say, great tits, Wendy.

  29. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian Texting
    Great White Pygmy
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    Douche and Douchier

  30. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian Texting
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    Isn’t it impossible for this much douchiness to exist so close to each other?

  31. Stephanie Seymour Nipples See Through Dress
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    She’s so hot I have a boner and I’m not even her son.

  32. Anjelica Houston
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    Michael Moore is doing amazingly after his weight loss surgery…

  33. Val Kilmer Fat Face Hat
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    Wait—they made another Truman Capote movie?

  34. Wendy Williams
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    Well apparently someone wasn’t going to be upstaged by Tyra in the forehead-to-cleavage ratio…

  35. Joan Cusack
    Great White Pygmy
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    What’s with the anal beads Joan?

  36. Matthew Broderick
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    The shart knows no mercy…

  37. Wendy Williams
    Your Momma's Valtrex
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    Mariah Carey let herself go.

  38. Brett Ratner Scarf
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    Heeyyyyyyyyy is that a shrimp cocktail????

  39. Stephanie Seymour Nipples See Through Dress
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    So so so so so still would…

  40. Brett Ratner Scarf
    Great White Pygmy
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    What? Oh OK, I’ll just follow Val to the buffet.

  41. Joan Cusack
    StayPuft Overlord
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    “It’s about time my brother got an honor for his ability to make even the most far fetched concept seem credible. Most recently, he had to make audiences believe Edgar Allen Poe crawled out of an opium den/coma and solved crimes…..sure, anyone under the age of 30 will think this is based on facts anyways…but he also had to convince Hollywood that he was a big name star….which is why we’re here today.”

  42. Val Kilmer Fat Face Hat
    Star Droppings
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    “Hey Val! How many decades has it been since you were relevant??

  43. Chelsea Clinton Crazy Eyes
    Great White Pygmy
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    “Yes I am a daddy’s girl. Do what with the cigar?”

  44. Rumer Willis Cleavage Dress Cowboy Boots
    Great White Pygmy
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    The divorce has been the hardest on the children.

  45. Mark Wahlberg Bloated Muscular Arms Wife Beater Pain And Gain
    Star Droppings
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    You know it’s laundry day when he has to pilfer for clothes in his Funky Bunch closet.

  46. Amber Rose Bandana Sweatshirt Jean Shorts
    Josh
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    Everyone knows this lame poser bitch is white, right?

  47. Erica Rose Cleavage
    Great White Pygmy
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    Motorboat motorboat go so slow….

  48. Taylor Momsen Upskirt Panty Flash Miniskirt Tights
    Cock Dr
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    Angling for the title of Zombie Goth Sex Goddess.

  49. Matthew Broderick
    Josh
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    The poor bastard just looks like he wants someone to kill him already.

  50. Amanda Seyfried Yoga Pants
    Anthony
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    She just noticed some fresh roadkill in the street and is considering all of the possibilities.

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