The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.24.13

April 24th, 2013 // 493 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s so full of good shit I don’t even have to make any jokes about the sensual Christmas massages Fish and I never, ever gave each other in an Applebee’s parking lot. We’ve got Jaden Smith looking jazzed *tips cap* to promote another movie his dad bought for him to star in, Bill Clinton with who I initially thought was Aaron Sorkin and now wonder who would be more offended by that mix-up, as well as Bryan Cranston expressing with his face more than I could ever say in words, but I’ll try anyway “Wow, what an annoying twat.” Then there’s Jenelle Evans‘ mugshot for the arrest that might finally teach her a less–HAHAHAHA! No, it won’t do anything like that and finally Billy Ray Cyrus wearing Travolta’s wig on his face.

I’ve done it, you guys, I’ve found the definitive there’s always a black guy saying it all with his eyes. I can die now,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. The Amazing Spider-Man Crotch Bulge
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    Watch it with the peter, Parker.

  2. Kathy Griffin No Makeup
    renotastic
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    When did Carrot Top have a baby with the fucking Joker?

  3. Hilary Duff Cleavage Yoga Pants
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    Nice.

  4. Chiara Francini Cleavage Aggratis
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    That nip is slipping off her tit.

  5. Dana Carvey Mike Myers Waynes World Reunion
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    I’m having a good time… *not*!

  6. Billy Ray Cyrus Shaggy Highlighted Hair Crappy Beard Extra
    kravdan
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    Dinklage wanna be…

  7. Miley Cyrus Nipple No Bra Butt Tight Jeans
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    What kind of drugs does a mother have to do to make the kid end up with a ball joint instead of cervical vertebrae?

  8. Ron White Bill Clinton Bridegroom Premiere Tribecca Film Festival
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    “I got her first, Ronnie….”

    “Fuck you, Bill. I smoke better cigars.”

  9. Mischa Barton Seventh Annual BritWeek Festival
    renotastic
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    “My mind! I think I saw my fucking mind laughing at me from over there!!”

  10. Rita Ora Cleavage Instagram
    kravdan
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    Not bad… not bad at all Photoshop.

  11. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans
    Jaj
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    Ahhhhhh, that’s what happened to that stoner from Empire Records.

  12. Ron White Bill Clinton Bridegroom Premiere Tribecca Film Festival
    kravdan
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    How’d you like to break the presidential seal my dear?

  13. Jimmy Kimmel Lena Dunham Bryan Cranston Time 100 Gala
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I love hanging out with my new friends, Jimmy and Bryan. Hahaha! You guys are great! (You’re totally going to make fun of me after I leave, aren’t you?)”
    “Yup.”
    “Very much.”

  14. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans
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    “…ohh, DAMN iiiiit….I like, totally left my vibrator running in the shower…hehehe”

    “Well lets go back and turn it off, Matt.”

  15. January Jones Mad-ness Returns To The Paley Center
    kravdan
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    Why again is she on Mad Men? Oh right blow jobs.

  16. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Ripped Abs Twitter
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    This is even pushing my envelope on the “skank” scale, and that’s saying something

  17. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Heroin Possesion Assaulting Husband
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I can’t believe how trashy she’s become. I would never sink so low as to . . . Wait.” – Farrah Abraham

  18. Carissa Rosario Cleavage All My Children One Life To Life Premiere
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    def. need more of her

  19. Dana Carvey Mike Myers Waynes World Reunion
    kravdan
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    I want my money back for Cat in the Hat!

  20. Chanel West Coast Lingerie Music Video Shoot
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    Is your budget for “Crap We Missed” running a little thin here guys?

  21. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans
    CrashHell
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    Wait till she starts shakin like a polaroid picture…NOW SHAKE IT. NOW SHAKE IT. SHAKIN LIKE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!

  22. The Rock Flexing Post Hernia Surgery Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    He stole that shirt from a Make-A-Wish kid down the hall.

  23. The Amazing Spider-Man Crotch Bulge
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    “I can’t believe you FUCKED him in the Port-O-John….Gerald has a reputation for that, silly girl……….OH!…..you too, huh? Here I thought it was that cute sailor boy that gave me the clap…”

  24. Kathy Griffin No Makeup
    kravdan
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    She’s got a face like Apple Maps… lines all over going to wrong place.

  25. The Amazing Spider-Man Crotch Bulge
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Judging by the boner, I’m going to guess Kirsten Dunst definitely isn’t in this movie.

  26. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections Waynes World Reunion
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    Jeff the giant worm shat out Serleena.

  27. Lil Bub Robert DeNiro Directors Brunch Tribeca Film Festival
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    “Just watch what happens when I stick my thumb in his ass… SEE! Mr. Peepers is hilarious!”

  28. Jimmy Kimmel Lena Dunham Bryan Cranston Time 100 Gala
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    Hey Bryan, Is Lena Dunham as much of a pig as she seems?

    You’re goddamned right.

  29. Will Smith Jaden Smith After Earth Photocall The 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
    peanut
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    will smith is a j.o. and more than likely, the apple(s) do not fall far from the tree.

  30. Erica Mena Cleavage
    Sheppy
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    What black guy?

  31. Nick Nolte Red Face White Beard Man Purse
    kravdan
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    He’s preparing for his new role as Homeless Santa.

  32. Ron White Bill Clinton Bridegroom Premiere Tribecca Film Festival
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I saw her first.”
    “No, I did.”
    “No, I did.”
    “No, I- fuck it. Halfsies?”
    “Eh . . . Sure.”

  33. Nick Nolte Red Face White Beard Man Purse
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    I’d pay a few bucks to see an inventory of his purse.

  34. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans
    kravdan
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    So is she like his beard?

  35. Mischa Barton Seventh Annual BritWeek Festival
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    More like salute to Old Hollywood careers, amirite?

  36. January Jones Mad-ness Returns To The Paley Center
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hm? Oh, yeah, motherhood. It’s uh . . . blessing . . . Whatever you say.”

  37. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans
    Quasi
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    Which one is which?

  38. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Ripped Abs Twitter
    kravdan
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    I feel bad for the tattoo artist, I hope he wore one of those hazmat suits.

  39. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Heroin Possesion Assaulting Husband
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If arrests were like Starbucks visits, she’d be coming up on a free Latte soon.

  40. Dana Carvey Mike Myers Waynes World Reunion
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    Remember when Lorne said Wayne’s World was a bad idea?

  41. Britney Spears Butt Yoga Pants
    kravdan
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    Glasses makes you look smart…even if you cannot read.

  42. The Rock Flexing Post Hernia Surgery Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The surgery obviously worked… he’s no longer green when he freaks out now.

  43. Chiara Francini Cleavage Aggratis
    kravdan
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    It seems we have been infiltrated by a mole…

  44. Billy Ray Cyrus Shaggy Highlighted Hair Crappy Beard Extra
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    He makes George Michael look straight.

  45. Lil Bub Robert DeNiro Directors Brunch Tribeca Film Festival
    PJ Bandit
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    My balls!!!

  46. Billy Ray Cyrus Shaggy Highlighted Hair Crappy Beard Extra
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m starting to think the girl in the pic with a dick cake turned out more normal than should’ve been expected.

  47. Angela Raiola Big Ang Bikini
    kravdan
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    This is what they show to guys who have an erection lasting too long on viagra. Wow doc it’s gone, wait it’ll come back right?

  48. Ashley Tisdale Cleavage
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    She should have gotten that nose trimmed when she got the fun bags. Still kinda hot bod though.

  49. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Ripped Abs Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    Couldn’t she have shaved first?

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