The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.24.13

April 24th, 2013 // 493 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s so full of good shit I don’t even have to make any jokes about the sensual Christmas massages Fish and I never, ever gave each other in an Applebee’s parking lot. We’ve got Jaden Smith looking jazzed *tips cap* to promote another movie his dad bought for him to star in, Bill Clinton with who I initially thought was Aaron Sorkin and now wonder who would be more offended by that mix-up, as well as Bryan Cranston expressing with his face more than I could ever say in words, but I’ll try anyway “Wow, what an annoying twat.” Then there’s Jenelle Evans‘ mugshot for the arrest that might finally teach her a less–HAHAHAHA! No, it won’t do anything like that and finally Billy Ray Cyrus wearing Travolta’s wig on his face.

I’ve done it, you guys, I’ve found the definitive there’s always a black guy saying it all with his eyes. I can die now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Ripped Abs Twitter
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    She looks worse with each and every tweet.

  2. January Jones Mad-ness Returns To The Paley Center
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    “Just what do you mean by ‘I’m married’??
    Oh right… See you out back…”

  3. Tom Wopat Hat The Trip To Bountiful Opening Night Broadway
    DeucePickle
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    This guy’s been in trouble with the law since the day he was born

  4. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections Waynes World Reunion
    CrashHell
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    Psycho Hose Beast…

  5. Chiara Francini Cleavage Aggratis
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    If you have a third nipple, flaunt it.

  6. Dana Carvey Mike Myers Waynes World Reunion
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    Dana Carvey had to expunge the last bit of funny in him before he reunited with Mike….

  7. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans
    Schweddy Snatch
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    So Maria Shriver has decided to play for the other team. Good for her!

  8. Erica Mena Cleavage
    CrashHell
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    Hella crazy eyes…

  9. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans
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    Photo boy, I believe you misspelled Mathilda…

  10. Mischa Barton Seventh Annual BritWeek Festival
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    Her dealer/master is pulling on her leash.

  11. JWoww Cleavage All My Children One Life To Life Premiere
    CrashHell
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    Granma JWOW, can you tell us how you got Syphyllys again?

  12. Chanel West Coast Lingerie Music Video Shoot
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    I’ve heard of parents naming their kids Austin and Brooklyn and Flo Rida, but never an entire region of the United States.

  13. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections Waynes World Reunion
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    If Lara were an ice cream flavor, she’d be pralines and trainwreck.

  14. Mischa Barton Seventh Annual BritWeek Festival
    Schweddy Snatch
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    Toto, I don’t think we’re at Coachella anymore.

  15. Billy Ray Cyrus Shaggy Highlighted Hair Crappy Beard Extra
    Jade
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    I lol’d so hard at this pic.

  16. The Amazing Spider-Man Crotch Bulge
    Schweddy Snatch
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    I call this pose “The Michael Jackson.”

  17. Chanel West Coast Lingerie Music Video Shoot
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    Yep. Still a psycho hose beast.

  18. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Ripped Abs Twitter
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    Jesus, she looks like she has more testosterone than The Rock.

  19. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans
    Jade
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    It is nice to see two proud lesbians out and about.

  20. Dana Carvey Mike Myers Waynes World Reunion
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    Yep. Still a psycho hose beast.

  21. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Ripped Abs Twitter
    Jade
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    She looka likea man.

  22. Kathy Griffin No Makeup
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    Imagine waking up next to this every morning.

  23. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections Waynes World Reunion
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    Bloated face = Booze Bag

  24. Will Smith Jaden Smith After Earth Photocall The 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
    kravdan
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    It’s a M. Night film so the twist will be Will character is Jaden’s character grown up then he died and is now a ghost in a nature preserve that takes place in present day but was created by Aliens who only fear the lady in the water and scary wind…

  25. Chanel West Coast Lingerie Music Video Shoot
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    She looks like the poor man’s Kate Upton.

  26. Jimmy Kimmel Lena Dunham Bryan Cranston Time 100 Gala
    JC
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    Time to break out the ricin again, Mr. White.

  27. Will Smith Jaden Smith After Earth Photocall The 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
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    Does that little douche have knee pads on? Is he meeting up with Tom Cruise or Justin Bieber later?

  28. Erica Mena Cleavage
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    That girl looks like she had a great rack….ten years ago.

  29. The Amazing Spider-Man Crotch Bulge
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Spider sense is tingling . . . Down there . . .”

  30. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Heroin Possesion Assaulting Husband
    JC
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    She’s sunk below trash. She’s now official dumpster juice.

  31. Erica Mena Cleavage
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    Ha Ha Ha, I have nothing to say. This photo wins the black guys says it all with his eyes forever.

  32. Jimmy Kimmel Lena Dunham Bryan Cranston Time 100 Gala
    kravdan
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    1 of these things are not like the other… oh it’s talented and being Walter White bitches!

  33. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Heroin Possesion Assaulting Husband
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    Still not as pathetic as Farrah Abraham. Close though.

  34. Jimmy Kimmel Lena Dunham Bryan Cranston Time 100 Gala
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    Just when i thought I couldn’t detest Jimmy Kimmel and everything this manufactured “comedian” stands for anymore…

    • SprechenSieDouche

      Oh the irony that you hate Kimmel but are named after his best bud Adam Carolla’s weekly go-to, Deacon Jones… “every time you go upside a man’s head, or a woman’s…”

  35. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections Waynes World Reunion
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    “Oh, no, not the bees! Not the bees!”

  36. Will Smith Jaden Smith After Earth Photocall The 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
    adm.fookbar
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    Hate on him all you want, but Will Smith is charismatic, engaging, and was clearly America’s Favorite Black Man for several years running.

    I feel bad that all his offspring are little cocksuckers.

  37. The Rock Flexing Post Hernia Surgery Twitter
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    With that big bag of roids being pumped into him directly, maybe he should have a Hulk shirt on instead.

  38. Lil Bub Robert DeNiro Directors Brunch Tribeca Film Festival
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I had fun once. I was awful. Someday a real rain will come and wipe all the fun off the streets.”

  39. Kathy Griffin No Makeup
    JC
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    “My Life on the OH-GOD-KILL-IT-WITH-FIRE List”

  40. Erica Mena Cleavage
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    “Get yourself that double cheeseburger. Daym, daym, DAYM!”

  41. Billy Ray Cyrus Shaggy Highlighted Hair Crappy Beard Extra
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    He should really hit up Travolta or Cruise and ask them for the number of their wig maker and get a proper wig made.

  42. Kathy Griffin No Makeup
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    How’d she ever make it as *high* as the D List?

  43. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Heroin Possesion Assaulting Husband
    kravdan
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    I’m seeing rehab, celebrity rehab in your future… that or a coffin.

  44. Billy Ray Cyrus Shaggy Highlighted Hair Crappy Beard Extra
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    He looks like a caricature version of someone imitating him on an SNL episode.

  45. The Rock Flexing Post Hernia Surgery Twitter
    kravdan
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    What’s the point of the shower cap? Isn’t he bald?

  46. Chanel West Coast Lingerie Music Video Shoot
    JC
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    More like Fritos West Texas, amirite?

  47. JWoww Cleavage All My Children One Life To Life Premiere
    CT
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    This may be the first time I’ve seen her and thought “I’d hit it.” That makes me feel weird.

  48. Will Smith Jaden Smith After Earth Photocall The 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
    ThisWillHurt
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    Will and Jaden Smith demonstrating how much pot it would take to enjoy After Earth.

  49. JWoww Cleavage All My Children One Life To Life Premiere
    kravdan
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    JWoww…really? More like JMediocre.

  50. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Ripped Abs Twitter
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    I feel like I need to go to the free clinic and get tested right now.

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