The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.23.14

April 23rd, 2014 // 280 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Fish slapped his editorial dong on my desk and made me lead with Science Bros up there. While I freely admit to having no clue what the hell that is, I also enjoy not shaving for weeks at a time and don’t ever worry about dying of a stress heart attack in traffic, so here we are. Plus, I still got to show you William Shatner clearly not understanding why he isn’t staring into the butt he’s accustomed to, so I can live with selling out.

*puts on bikini, washes Fish’s car* Will there be anything else, Cap? (Don’t you fucking judge me.)

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    Jentilly
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    She looks pretty good for a 47 yr old

  2. Kourtney Kardashian Nipples No Bra Sweatsuit
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    I wonder if she’s got puffy nipples? Just an idle thought.

  3. Joey Fatone Singing With Steel Panther
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    I guess it’s the “two in the pink” that has him confused.

  4. Sofia Loren See Through Dress Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    i’d knock the dust off it…

  5. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
    fuckface
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    boy. she is looking a little long in the ear….TOOTH. I meant tooth.

  6. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Nipples No Bra Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
    Steve Rogers
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    Ah, Captain America, your body will make an excellent birthday present for Der Führer!

  7. Robert De Niro Oculus Rift Demo Tribeca Film Festival
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    I cant wait for the Cockulus Sniff for porn.

  8. Mark Ruffalo Robert Downey Jr Science Bros Instagram
    donkeylicks
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    I have the weirdest boner right now.

  9. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    What a drag being given millions of dollars to do a very easy job must be.

  10. Mickey Rourke Crotch Bulge Spandex Bike Shorts Skinny Legs Knit Hat
    buzz
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    I have those shorts too. But I call them underwear and actually wear pants over them in public.

  11. Sofia Loren See Through Dress Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    Nobody can throw a hex like an old Italian.

  12. Kelly LeBrock Fat Weight Gain Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    She actually wouldn’t look that bad were it not for her skin. Wear sunscreen, folks.

  13. Sofia Loren See Through Dress Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
    Vlad
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    That exact moment when menopause reverses itself

  14. Mark Ruffalo Robert Downey Jr Science Bros Instagram
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    RDJ is the man. Ruffalo is great too. I can’t wait for Avengers 2.

  15. Mel B Butt Tight White Jeans Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Her ass doesn’t look so bad when her hand isn’t shoved up it.

  16. Nicki Minaj Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    Back the fuck up, all of you. Minaj is mine! All these bandwagon jumpers trying to steal my shine. I’ve been stroking it to Nicki long before you guys.

  17. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    This woman is a hot fucking mess.

  18. William Shatner Confused Look Renee Bargh Extra
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    She’s no Maria Menounos. Boo.

  19. Robert De Niro Oculus Rift Demo Tribeca Film Festival
    Robert "Two Times" De Niro
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    “Wow, it’s like I’m actually in that world! Like I’m actually in that world!”

  20. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
    Karen
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    “Oh Brad!”

    (Jen’s twice-a-day “I can’t believe he left me” moment)

  21. Taylor Swift Legs Floral Minidress
    Dog Whisperer
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    It’s a pretty breed but it must be walked twice a day, even if you live in the city.

  22. Mark Ruffalo Robert Downey Jr Science Bros Instagram
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    I feel like they’re calling me a full retard with their eyes.

  23. William Shatner Confused Look Renee Bargh Extra
    JungleRed
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    “So how do you account for the fact that warp drive violates Einstein’s Special Theory?”

  24. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Dane Dehaan Elementary School Kids Be Amazing Miami
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    …and one kid shitting his pants

  25. Nicki Minaj Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    When are she and Coco going to do a buddy pic? I think I have the title for it: Titzilla Vs. Ass Kong.

  26. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    How can one person have that bad taste in clothing. I mean law of averages states that at some point she should at least accidentally put something on that looks okay.

  27. William Shatner Confused Look Renee Bargh Extra
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    Oh dear, I seem to have “Shatnered” my pants.

  28. Robert De Niro Oculus Rift Demo Tribeca Film Festival
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    Maybe they’re showing him a virtual world where that chick next to him isn’t goddamn epic fugly.

  29. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Venus Williams Extra
    Inspector Hiney
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    Is this an “After/Before” picture for some type of butt-lift device?

  30. Kelly LeBrock Fat Weight Gain Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    Umm, don’t know how to say this, but my 12 year-old penis wants to know if it can get all its jizz back.

  31. Kelly LeBrock Fat Weight Gain Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    Come on old yeller…let’s take a walk behind the barn.

  32. Taylor Swift Legs Floral Minidress
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    How did they make it so even her dress looks high-waisted? Science.

  33. Joey Fatone Singing With Steel Panther
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    Do “Bukkake Tears” next!!

  34. Sofia Loren See Through Dress Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
    Bruce Jenner (Mrs.)
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    She just heard Kim Kardashian say that she was going to do a photo shoot reenactment of the lingerie scenes in ‘Marriage Italian-Style’ because “I, like, totally nailed the whole bike thing for Andrea Halpert.”

  35. Sophie Simmons Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    Dr. Oz
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    She’s hung up on the spit vs. swallow dilemma.

  36. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Chef Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Oh yes.

  37. Taylor Swift Legs Floral Minidress
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    Don’t breathe so heavily… Don’t act creepy… Don’t act creepy…

  38. Neil Patrick Harris Leather Short Shorts Hedwig And The Angry Itch Opening Night Curtain Call
    tlmck
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    Looks more like a typical Tuesday for Neil.

  39. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Nipples No Bra Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
    tlmck
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    There’s 50 kinds of crazy behind those eyes.

  40. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
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    Is she breast feeding Jesus?

  41. Mickey Rourke Crotch Bulge Spandex Bike Shorts Skinny Legs Knit Hat
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    Who on earth would let him into their car?

  42. Taylor Swift Legs Floral Minidress
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    She needs to ditch granny’s purse.

  43. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Workout Clothes
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    You know she’s just bitching away at him in that photo.

  44. Nicki Minaj Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    I… I don’t know. Guys I think those tits might not be real.

  45. Sofia Loren See Through Dress Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
    Ralph
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    Someone just activated her remotely controlled butt plug.

  46. Kourtney Kardashian Nipples No Bra Sweatsuit
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    Why is this woman famous? Oh yeah, one of her mother’s other children made a sex tape.

  47. Kelly LeBrock Fat Weight Gain Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    Claire
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    Kelly LeBrooke Shields

  48. Kate Middleton DJ Northern Sound System Adelaide Australia
    ArtGirl
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    I see Lil Kate, but where’s the ‘Fresh Prince with No Hair’?

  49. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Venus Williams Extra
    Alex
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    surprised they can stand so close to each other without their asses smashing together via gravitational pull.

  50. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Workout Clothes
    PassingTrue
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    Can we go to Bob Evans now for the senior supper?

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