The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.23.14

April 23rd, 2014 // 280 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Fish slapped his editorial dong on my desk and made me lead with Science Bros up there. While I freely admit to having no clue what the hell that is, I also enjoy not shaving for weeks at a time and don’t ever worry about dying of a stress heart attack in traffic, so here we are. Plus, I still got to show you William Shatner clearly not understanding why he isn’t staring into the butt he’s accustomed to, so I can live with selling out.

*puts on bikini, washes Fish’s car* Will there be anything else, Cap? (Don’t you fucking judge me.)

- Photo Boy

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  1. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Workout Clothes
    bob
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    lol at applesauce comment

  2. Seal 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    Robb7
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    This trio of losers would go to the opening of a laundromat.

  3. Kourtney Kardashian Nipples No Bra Sweatsuit
    Robb7
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    Fake tits and that’s the best she can come up with!!

  4. Joey Fatone Singing With Steel Panther
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    At least Steel Panther is an intentional parody.

  5. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Nipples No Bra Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
    Robb7
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    Older + lots of kids and still looks better than any Kardashian.

  6. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Venus Williams Extra
    Robb7
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    I thought Extra shit-canned Menou-ass??!!

  7. Sofia Loren See Through Dress Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
    Robby
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    Hey, I remember her good years. Ditto on the Kardashian comment!

  8. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Chef Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Not sure what she is selling but with those breasts selling I am buying…

  9. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Workout Clothes
    buzz
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    Looks like Wolverine is in the background finally going in for the kill.

  10. William Shatner Confused Look Renee Bargh Extra
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    “What the…, You’re not Maria Menounos!”

  11. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
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    Looks like somebody is having a flashback about a back-stabbing husband stealing whore

  12. Nicki Minaj Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    i think minaj has been thumbing down all these funny posts.

  13. Robert De Niro Oculus Rift Demo Tribeca Film Festival
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    he looks absolutely thrilled

  14. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Time Out Of Mind Set
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    After his encounter with Hamm, he sat there immobilized with pleasure, his mouth unable to close.

  15. Mickey Rourke Crotch Bulge Spandex Bike Shorts Skinny Legs Knit Hat
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    you gotta admire a man that wears a condom with reservoir tip as a hat

  16. Mickey Rourke Crotch Bulge Spandex Bike Shorts Skinny Legs Knit Hat
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    Now he’s just fucking with us.

  17. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Nipples No Bra Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
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    Can’t…unsee…the…flapjacks

  18. Neil Patrick Harris Leather Short Shorts Hedwig And The Angry Itch Opening Night Curtain Call
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    ♫ ♪ “Don’t get strung out by the way that I look,
    Don’t judge a book by its cover
    I’m not much of a man by the light of day,
    But by night I’m one hell of a lover.”♪ ♫

  19. Taylor Swift Legs Floral Minidress
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    Does the body guard have a box of Saran Wrap in his pocket?

  20. Mark Ruffalo Robert Downey Jr Science Bros Instagram
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    That’s my secret. I’m always blurry.

  21. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Chef Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Dos leche por favor.

  22. Seal 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    Marketing Mike
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    She’s the only hooker within 100 miles
    that can handle his size and girth.
    Beggers can’t be choosers…

  23. William Shatner Confused Look Renee Bargh Extra
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    a little too much LDS.

  24. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Time Out Of Mind Set
    Julia R.
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    Is he waiting for the hamster to come out?

  25. Seal 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    j/k
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    Seal bypassed the lady and went straight for Drew.

    On a side note what the hell is with The Price is Right? Bob Barker is literally a living corpse and Drew is aging faster than Obama.

  26. Mel B Butt Tight White Jeans Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
    j/k
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    Now watch me pull a rabbit outta here!

  27. Robert De Niro Oculus Rift Demo Tribeca Film Festival
    fred
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    So Alice Cooper works for Oculus? Is that why Facebook bought them?

  28. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Venus Williams Extra
    j/k
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    I’m pretty sure this is the cover for Interracial Backdoor Babes 48

  29. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Nipples No Bra Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
    jorge
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    “…cocaine is a hell of a drug”

  30. Nicki Minaj Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    Less plastic-y look on her face, her best look yet. The fake tits don’t hurt either.

  31. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    Joe Blow
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    I thought Coachella was in Indio.

  32. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    Literal wallflower?

  33. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Venus Williams Extra
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    Maria wins! Fatality

  34. William Shatner Confused Look Renee Bargh Extra
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    “What do you mean I don’t look like Chris Pine!?”

  35. Neil Patrick Harris Leather Short Shorts Hedwig And The Angry Itch Opening Night Curtain Call
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    OMG i’m going to see this in two weeks, so psyched.

  36. Mickey Rourke Crotch Bulge Spandex Bike Shorts Skinny Legs Knit Hat
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    your move Shia.

  37. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Nipples No Bra Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
    Mista Snazzy
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    “Did someone say chocolate penis?”

  38. Sofia Loren See Through Dress Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    Gotcha! Still playing the circle game *dick punch*

  39. Mark Ruffalo Robert Downey Jr Science Bros Instagram
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    Mark Ruffalo… am I the only one who adores this under-appreciated hottie???

  40. Kelly LeBrock Fat Weight Gain Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    wait, wait, wait…. doesn’t she look like what she turned Chet into? just paint her green. mind=blown.

  41. Taylor Swift Legs Floral Minidress
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    her ladyberries look extraordinarily good here.

  42. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Nipples No Bra Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
    angerinside
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    “Oh mein God, you’re right, my tits are amazing!”

  43. Nicki Minaj Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    AHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!

  44. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Dane Dehaan Elementary School Kids Be Amazing Miami
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    Florida is the land of horrible morons, after all.

  45. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Venus Williams Extra
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    Watch out,Maria! When that guy Venus gets too many steroids in his system he totally rages out!

  46. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    Ped
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    Wow, did they roll her in the carpet before they checked she was dead???

  47. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
    Ped
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    She has had her cake and eaten it! All of it! Every crumb!

  48. Taylor Swift Legs Floral Minidress
    Ped
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    Seriously? She is like a walking stick insect! Urgh, not attrative at all to me!

  49. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    Nothing’s fun immediately after sharting.

  50. William Shatner Confused Look Renee Bargh Extra
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    That motherfucker is 83 years old, believe it or not.

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