The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.23.14

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Fish slapped his editorial dong on my desk and made me lead with Science Bros up there. While I freely admit to having no clue what the hell that is, I also enjoy not shaving for weeks at a time and don’t ever worry about dying of a stress heart attack in traffic, so here we are. Plus, I still got to show you William Shatner clearly not understanding why he isn’t staring into the butt he’s accustomed to, so I can live with selling out.

*puts on bikini, washes Fish’s car* Will there be anything else, Cap? (Don’t you fucking judge me.)

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN