The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.23.14

April 23rd, 2014 // 280 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Fish slapped his editorial dong on my desk and made me lead with Science Bros up there. While I freely admit to having no clue what the hell that is, I also enjoy not shaving for weeks at a time and don’t ever worry about dying of a stress heart attack in traffic, so here we are. Plus, I still got to show you William Shatner clearly not understanding why he isn’t staring into the butt he’s accustomed to, so I can live with selling out.

*puts on bikini, washes Fish’s car* Will there be anything else, Cap? (Don’t you fucking judge me.)

- Photo Boy

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  1. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Dane Dehaan Elementary School Kids Be Amazing Miami
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    “And if any of you are embarrassed to be photographed with Andrew Garfield, just hold up your Spiderman masks.”

  2. Kate Middleton DJ Northern Sound System Adelaide Australia
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    - So, if I push this button the butler comes in?
    - No.
    - But if I push here I can command the Royal Marines?
    - No.
    - Oh, c’mon. I know if I push this all the orphanages in the country will explode!
    - *sigh* Yes, all the orphanages will explode…

  3. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Dane Dehaan Elementary School Kids Be Amazing Miami
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    test, test, test.

  4. Kourtney Kardashian Nipples No Bra Sweatsuit
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    They look like 2 soggy Cheetos.

  5. Nicki Minaj Giant Cleavage Instagram
    Really...?
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    I’m hoping that look is the dawning realisation of what her life is, was and ever shall be.

    Hoping hard.

  6. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Workout Clothes
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    ?

  7. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Just put her out of her misery. It’s the kind thing to do!

  8. Kate Middleton DJ Northern Sound System Adelaide Australia
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    The beat spun back, and the song snapped again into its primal drum beat. Her body relaxed. She loved the feeling and thoughts the music drew forth. To have lived this long without knowing it shortened her breath, and for a moment, the sting of ignorance and captivity bit her heart. But today was here and limitless, as were all those that followed. The beat was hers to master, or perhaps it would master her. It didn’t matter. Once she slit the throat of the DJ with her queen’s blade for daring to touch the royal hand, she would take the music for her own.

  9. Robert De Niro Oculus Rift Demo Tribeca Film Festival
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    “There’s ah…ahhhh….there’s ahh too much naked Pesci here, for my tastes.”

  10. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Time Out Of Mind Set
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    “Just a little change, please? I’m freezing, and I haven’t eaten in three days. I just need five dollars to buy a nice warm gerbi…MEAL. A nice warm MEAL. Hey! HEY! Come back!”

  11. Mickey Rourke Crotch Bulge Spandex Bike Shorts Skinny Legs Knit Hat
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Can anyone explain to me the concept of wearing practically nothing but putting on a hat NASA currently tests as an alternative to space suits?

  12. Mark Ruffalo Robert Downey Jr Science Bros Instagram
    cajunhawk
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    Mark Ruffalo has all the acting ability of a Wal-Mart plastic bag.

  13. Neil Patrick Harris Leather Short Shorts Hedwig And The Angry Itch Opening Night Curtain Call
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    Somewhere in Athens, Georgia, Michael Stipe is turning away from this picture to stare off out his window, humming Losing My Religion.

  14. Taylor Swift Legs Floral Minidress
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    “Just keep close, Jack. You’re just guarding her remember. Close, but not too close. You don’t want her writing songs about you, now, do ya? Just a few paces back. That’s it.”

  15. Nicki Minaj Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    Fuck all y’all, this is fantastic.

  16. Taylor Swift Legs Floral Minidress
    Keith
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    I’d bang the praying mantis right out of her.

  17. Joey Fatone Singing With Steel Panther
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    “…They say 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink,
    But I’m like shove in your fist, and I’ll be your twink…”

  18. Kate Middleton DJ Northern Sound System Adelaide Australia
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    ….and so after you get tired of doing this and no one is looking, just reach under here and hit Shuffle.

  19. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
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    Carrie Fischer doesn’t seem to care

  20. Seal 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    She may be Claire Francis – yachtswoman & novelist.

  21. Sofia Loren See Through Dress Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    Christ no, Marion! Don’t look at the Ark!

  22. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    Game of Thrones meets Bag of Bones.

  23. William Shatner Confused Look Renee Bargh Extra
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    That’s the look of a man who was expecting Menounos ass but ended up with Bargh ass.

  24. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    Jam
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    Her face looks like she just looked down and realized what she was wearing.

  25. Mel B Butt Tight White Jeans Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
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    She’s wondering why all the wall panels are the same.

  26. Kate Middleton DJ Northern Sound System Adelaide Australia
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    “So this is what William means by spinning?”

  27. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
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    Must be industrial strength clothing to stop Jen’s nipples from poking through.

  28. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Time Out Of Mind Set
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    I think I passed him at the train station this morning.

  29. Kelly LeBrock Fat Weight Gain Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    After 10 years of marriage to Steven Segal, I’m surprised she looks that good.

  30. Kelly LeBrock Fat Weight Gain Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    Weird Science meet my weird boner for her.

  31. Taylor Swift Legs Floral Minidress
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    Knees appear to have taken a beating. Still fappable.

  32. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Nipples No Bra Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
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    Still hot but looking a lot better in clothing than without. This is never good.

    • The noted philosopher Mr T called it over 20 years ago. “Ugly woman takes off her clothes, she starts to look better. Beautiful woman starts to take off her clothes, she looks worse”. Yeah, he really said that.

  33. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Venus Williams Extra
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    Bullshit! If that’s Venus Williams then … BULLSHIT!

  34. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Venus Williams Extra
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    So much ass, so little time.

  35. Sofia Loren See Through Dress Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    Just realized she is still alive.

  36. Neil Patrick Harris Leather Short Shorts Hedwig And The Angry Itch Opening Night Curtain Call
    littletongue
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    Does this mean that Dougie Howser is gone for good? Let’s mourn together…

  37. Kourtney Kardashian Nipples No Bra Sweatsuit
    littletongue
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    Going out nipple free? That’s bold.

  38. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Nipples No Bra Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
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    She’s just seen me.

  39. Mickey Rourke Crotch Bulge Spandex Bike Shorts Skinny Legs Knit Hat
    Spleen
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    Frightwig.

  40. Kelly LeBrock Fat Weight Gain Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    Still hotter than Lohan!!

  41. Kate Middleton DJ Northern Sound System Adelaide Australia
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    “Yes, yes, I get all that, but explain to me how this lets you call yourself a musician.”

  42. Kelly LeBrock Fat Weight Gain Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Make it a red paper bag, and the song still works.

  43. Sofia Loren See Through Dress Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    An unfortunate picture of the number one hottest woman in the world that spanned three decades.

  44. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
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    I don’t think they can call the movie “Cake” anymore because Jennifer ate it all.

  45. William Shatner Confused Look Renee Bargh Extra
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    “Whats that smell?”

  46. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
    Robb7
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    I see an Oscar in her future — Oscar Schmendrick the deli guy who just adores Jenny and gives her extra pickles.

  47. Taylor Swift Legs Floral Minidress
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    I love those legs of hers

  48. William Shatner Confused Look Renee Bargh Extra
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    “No, the original Star Trek show. It aired in the sixties — the one with Leonard Nimoy and George Takei. No, I’m not shitting you.”

  49. Taylor Swift Legs Floral Minidress
    Robb7
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    If there ever was a chick who shouldn’t live in NYC, it’s Little Miss Sunshine.

  50. Kelly LeBrock Fat Weight Gain Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    It’s not weird science, just menopause.

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