The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.23.14

April 23rd, 2014 // 280 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Fish slapped his editorial dong on my desk and made me lead with Science Bros up there. While I freely admit to having no clue what the hell that is, I also enjoy not shaving for weeks at a time and don’t ever worry about dying of a stress heart attack in traffic, so here we are. Plus, I still got to show you William Shatner clearly not understanding why he isn’t staring into the butt he’s accustomed to, so I can live with selling out.

*puts on bikini, washes Fish’s car* Will there be anything else, Cap? (Don’t you fucking judge me.)

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
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    “Cake” must refer to how much makeup she has to put on.

  2. Nicki Minaj Giant Cleavage Instagram
    CK
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    Fake tits. So what?

  3. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    Cock Dr
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    That’s sad on many levels. But kudos for so effectively covering those hindquarters.

  4. Mel B Butt Tight White Jeans Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
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    “Mel, Mel! The cameras are this way!”

  5. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    CK
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    Salesperson: “This outfit will really accentuate the gap between your breasts.”

    She’s more gap than breasts.

  6. John

    Given your antipathy towards all things religious and/or non-liberal, that stress heart attack is probably still in the cards–especially with the amount your heart bleeds on a daily basis. :-)

  7. Mark Ruffalo Robert Downey Jr Science Bros Instagram
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    After studying the video footage in depth, and after lengthy contemplation, Ruffalo and Downy concluded that Lindsay’s “miscarriage” story is utter bullshit.

  8. Seal 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    Ted Danson’s looking old…. and shorter.

  9. Nicki Minaj Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    An attention whore is still a whore.

  10. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    Did someone loan her one of Joan Collins’ old dresses?

  11. Kate Middleton DJ Northern Sound System Adelaide Australia
    Tiggles
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    “Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-white people shouldn’t try this.”

  12. Kate Middleton DJ Northern Sound System Adelaide Australia
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    “Well blimey! I’ve got two turntables and a microphone. Brilliant!

  13. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Time Out Of Mind Set
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    “Padmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!”

  14. Sofia Loren See Through Dress Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    Whoa.. she’s flashing gang signs…

  15. Mickey Rourke Crotch Bulge Spandex Bike Shorts Skinny Legs Knit Hat
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    When one zip-up sweatshirt just won’t do.

  16. Mel B Butt Tight White Jeans Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
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    It’s a good thing she’s british otherwise she’d render the title of her own show void.

  17. Kate Middleton DJ Northern Sound System Adelaide Australia
    Tiggles
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    Up next – twerking lessons for Prince William.

  18. Seal 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    Cock Dr
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    Is that Sarah Palin? Can we pretend it is?

  19. Kourtney Kardashian Nipples No Bra Sweatsuit
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    New nickname: “Lumpy.”

  20. Seal 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    She’s imagining what it would feel like to have Seal thrusting into her.

    Seal’s imagining it too.

  21. Sofia Loren See Through Dress Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
    elephantman
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    HOLY SHIT! WTF happened!

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Venus Williams Extra
    Cock Dr
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    Wearing horizontal stripes over an ass like that while standing next to Maria….I guess it might be true, the woman does have balls.

  23. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Workout Clothes
    CK
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    “Do you know what time it is Alec?”
    “Applesauce time?”

  24. Mark Ruffalo Robert Downey Jr Science Bros Instagram
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    I would watch this buddy comedy…

  25. Neil Patrick Harris Leather Short Shorts Hedwig And The Angry Itch Opening Night Curtain Call
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    It puts the lotion in the basket.

  26. Nicki Minaj Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    I see Maybelline introduced a crayola line…

  27. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Dane Dehaan Elementary School Kids Be Amazing Miami
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    Sure but when Bryan Singer does it… Wait… Never mind…

  28. William Shatner Confused Look Renee Bargh Extra
    Smapdi
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    “Hey baby, how about we Negotiate a Priceline for you to spend a few hours taking Captain Kirk around Uranus.”

  29. Kate Middleton DJ Northern Sound System Adelaide Australia
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    Dude in the back: Wait till “Baby got back” starts playing….

  30. Kelly LeBrock Fat Weight Gain Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    Hugh G. Rection
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    So if a hot chick looks like that 20 years later, what are Kim and Khloe going to look like?

  31. Robert De Niro Oculus Rift Demo Tribeca Film Festival
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    I think this picture clearly represents the collective reaction to Facebook’s purchase of Oculus…

  32. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Chef Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    Frank Burns
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    Ironic that her show is named ‘Chef’, because I was just thinking about eating her. – F. Burns, age 15.

  33. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
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    She’s clearly constipated. I’m sure if she pushes a bit harder the nipples will indeed break through her shirt.

  34. Neil Patrick Harris Leather Short Shorts Hedwig And The Angry Itch Opening Night Curtain Call
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    How I Met Your Transgender

  35. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Nipples No Bra Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Did someone say STEAK?!

  36. Kourtney Kardashian Nipples No Bra Sweatsuit
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    Well at least we know where she keeps Scott’s balls…

  37. Sofia Loren See Through Dress Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
    Hugh G. Rection
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    80 years old with an expression of death on her face, but still hotter than Kim or Khloe

  38. William Shatner Confused Look Renee Bargh Extra
    NutSlut
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    He just looks like he’s confused that she’s not a prostitute.

  39. Joey Fatone Singing With Steel Panther
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    Die Die Die

  40. Joey Fatone Singing With Steel Panther
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    “And this is how I broke Justin…”

  41. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Venus Williams Extra
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    One we like and the other belongs on a National Geographic special… I’ll let you all decide which is which.

  42. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Dane Dehaan Elementary School Kids Be Amazing Miami
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    Cyborg girls pwns all, followed by annoyed kid considering super-villainy after being given something to read during the photo.

  43. Kelly LeBrock Fat Weight Gain Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    fred
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    To her credit, she looks almost apologetic for having turned into such a pig.

  44. Seal 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    Whoa, when did Drew Carey become Larry King?

  45. Mel B Butt Tight White Jeans Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
    TrannyGranny
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    Be cool, and no one will know you are pissing.

  46. Sofia Loren See Through Dress Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    You have nothing to prove. So, accept you’re 80 and put some proper clothes on or at least don’t make a face like a zombie.

  47. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Nipples No Bra Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
    fred
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    No, you can’t see my tits! That was last week.

  48. Sophie Simmons Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
    Bob Hopeless
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    Genetically engineered to pose nude in magazines.

  49. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Dane Dehaan Elementary School Kids Be Amazing Miami
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    “Now watch as I web this fat kid with my farts.”

  50. Mischa Barton Fat Cleavage 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party
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    I’ve always had a sweet spot for the Michelle Pfeiffer-20-years-from-now look.

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