The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.2.14

April 2nd, 2014 // 387 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed capping off another hump day — pretty appropriately I might add — considering we chose to include this photo of a rapist. Whoever that guy is, he rapes. We’ve also got Arnold Schwarzenegger who apparently hangs out with Kelsey Grammer now, so if you’re like me, you’ll probably have to just stop there for several hours contemplating the brain-melting conversations those two have.

“Mr. Governor, I’d like to introduce you to my lovely wife, Kayte.”
“I zee you eenjoy hafing zex vissout condoms. Do you own a mop?”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “So it’s 650 square feet, one bedroom, gas heat, cable and
    internet ready, kitchen has stove and fridge… Oh and the last
    tenant left this woman in the corner. If you don’t like her I am sure we
    can get her removed.”

  2. Chris Evans Full Beard Screaming Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    LOOK OUT CAP! IT’S YOUR ARCH-VILLAIN, THE HETEROSEXUAL WOMAN!!!

  3. Shailene Woodley Cleavage Divergent Premiere Berlin
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet she really wishes the studio people would stop introducing her as “Not Jennifer Lawrence.”

  4. Kate Moss Bikini
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    As someone with a very specific fetish for distended stomachs and liver-damaged veins, I’m very happy with you Photo Boy.

  5. Candace Cameron Bure Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes DWTS Practice
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like the Photoshop artist forgot to line up the torso with the waist. At least, that’s what I hope.

  6. Arnold Schwarzenegger Scowling At Kelsey Grammers Baby In Stroller Kayte Walsh
    Commented on this photo:

    Dat is one ugly baby.

  7. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
    Commented on this photo:

    So… What else is shaved?

  8. Candace Cameron Bure Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes DWTS Practice
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus will take the wheel.

    And that body.

  9. John Malkovich Light Blue Suit Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hmm, did I put any shits to give in my pocket? Nope.”

  10. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Skanky Clothes Wax Rabbit Nightclub
    Beltliner
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like the injection molding machine at the Megan Fox factory hasn’t been cleaned in a while.

  11. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Time Out Of Mind Set
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s the Noah of rodents.

  12. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
    Commented on this photo:

    I gotta change my pants now. Yowza.

  13. Reid Ewing Perv Stache Dyed Blonde Hair 10 Rules For Sleeping Around Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    is that Dinklage’s cousin?

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger Scowling At Kelsey Grammers Baby In Stroller Kayte Walsh
    david(guest)
    Commented on this photo:

    Arnie: I EAT BABY
    Frasier: christ, Arnie….well i’m not looking this time

  15. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
    nomnomnom
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this the mutant chick from the original Total Recall?

  16. Reid Ewing Perv Stache Dyed Blonde Hair 10 Rules For Sleeping Around Premiere
    Bane
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t this guy kill Dorothy Stratten?

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger Scowling At Kelsey Grammers Baby In Stroller Kayte Walsh
    doritojoe
    Commented on this photo:

    ” She’s your baggage. You fall behind, and you’re on your own.”

  18. Lily Allen Side Boob See Through Blouse City Rocks Performance
    Commented on this photo:

    Would have enjoyed the shirt more without the pasties.

  19. Coco Cleavage Weird Boob Dent Deja Vu's Adult Emporium Coco Licious Pleasure Product Collection Promotion
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Implant ripples R so so gross.
    Just keep that huge backside turned 2 the camera please, that’s all she’s good for.

  20. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s remarkable how far some talentless people can go in this world if they bounce up & down on the right cock.

  21. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
    littletongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Are we supposed to fap to that? Come the fuck on!

  22. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
    Commented on this photo:

    the head says “std laden trailer hottie” but the legs say “do it anyway”.

  23. Kate Upton The Other Woman Premiere
    Walter Peck
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says hot like trucker arms and a blanket for a dress.

  24. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    She has ALWAYS been the hottest girl in the room.
    I’ve watched, from afar, for 10 years, and dreamed.
    Seriously, when I saw her the first time on Thrones,
    with that low cut dress oh my. I don’t care about hair,
    she’s still the prettiest girl in the room. Legs, legs, legs.

  25. Rita Ora Cleavage Glamour Of Italian Fashion Dinner
    Commented on this photo:

    “Rise of Ursula”

  26. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
    kenny
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s hot from the neck down; but that hair cut pretty much ruins it for me.

    Where’s Miranda Kerr?

  27. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll bet the actor that plays Joffrey has a hard, hard time
    learning lines in his trailer, in between takes.

  28. John Malkovich Light Blue Suit Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like he just got his stool either pushed in or cleansed out.

  29. Kate Upton The Other Woman Premiere
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    She’ll be fine until her metabolism kicks in around 25,
    and she starts gaining serous weight. Hurry boys…

  30. Samuel L Jackson Having Makeup Applied Good Morning America
    Art Crow
    Commented on this photo:

    This party’s over.

  31. Reid Ewing Perv Stache Dyed Blonde Hair 10 Rules For Sleeping Around Premiere
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is the TOP of his head,
    twice the diameter as the BOTTOM of his head?

  32. Rita Ora Cleavage Glamour Of Italian Fashion Dinner
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs someone to massage her breasts with his face.
    I volunteer…

  33. Amber Rose Squeezing Tits Together No Pants Long Moschino McDonalds Style Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a walking drive-thru with more than one entrance so she can take multiple ‘orders’ at the same time.

  34. Daniel Radcliffe Meth Face
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    Ol’ Meth Eyes is back…

  35. Donald Trump Regis Philbin New York Observer New Look Celebration
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, well, well, looks like Linus finally found the Great Pumpkin.

  36. Amber Rose Squeezing Tits Together No Pants Long Moschino McDonalds Style Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Duh dunt dunt dunt daaaaah, black guys lov’in it.”

  37. Rita Ora Cleavage Glamour Of Italian Fashion Dinner
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you get the feeling that if her dress fell down further, so would her tits?

  38. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    nice photoshop

  39. Robert Redford Roseanne Barr
    Commented on this photo:

    One of them now looks like a walnut shell…the other is just plain nuts.

  40. Enrique Iglesias Clutching Terrified Woman El Hormiguero
    Commented on this photo:

    So it’s a picture of a date. Big deal.

  41. Donald Trump Regis Philbin New York Observer New Look Celebration
    Schadenfreude
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kelly, I’m sorry. Now that Michhael is gone take me back and get me away from this carrot faced, combed over dickhead!”

  42. Daniel Radcliffe Meth Face
    Commented on this photo:

    “yeah, yeah, teepee for my bunghole.”

  43. Rita Ora Cleavage Glamour Of Italian Fashion Dinner
    Schadenfreude
    Commented on this photo:

    You went full Bjork? Everyone knows you can’t go full Bjork!

  44. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Time Out Of Mind Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Come all ye gerbils! Thy kingdom cum, thy’ll be in my bum.

  45. Robert Redford Roseanne Barr
    Schadenfreude
    Commented on this photo:

    Butch Psycho and the Sundance Kid.

  46. Daniel Radcliffe Meth Face
    Commented on this photo:

    Daniel’s street fighting career ended abruptly when he found out plastic bottles don’t shatter dramatically to make shivs.

  47. Coco Cleavage Weird Boob Dent Deja Vu's Adult Emporium Coco Licious Pleasure Product Collection Promotion
    Schadenfreude
    Commented on this photo:

    “My record is 20 butt plugs in me at one time…..”

  48. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Time Out Of Mind Set
    Schadenfreude
    Commented on this photo:

    An officer and a geriatric.

  49. Daniel Radcliffe Meth Face
    Commented on this photo:

    Are they making a live action Beavis and Butthead?

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