The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.2.14

April 2nd, 2014 // 387 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed capping off another hump day — pretty appropriately I might add — considering we chose to include this photo of a rapist. Whoever that guy is, he rapes. We’ve also got Arnold Schwarzenegger who apparently hangs out with Kelsey Grammer now, so if you’re like me, you’ll probably have to just stop there for several hours contemplating the brain-melting conversations those two have.

“Mr. Governor, I’d like to introduce you to my lovely wife, Kayte.”
“I zee you eenjoy hafing zex vissout condoms. Do you own a mop?”

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  1. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
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    Skrillex looks like a chick.

  2. Chris Evans Full Beard Screaming Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
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    “COOTIES!”

  3. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
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    That’s a little bigger than a “pea.” But the “pod” part is dead on.

  4. Stacy Keibler Butt Yoga Pants
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    Appreciate it now, guys. It may never be the same after the baby.

  5. Shailene Woodley Cleavage Divergent Premiere Berlin
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    Makeup artist did a great job. But it looks caked on.

  6. Robert Redford Roseanne Barr
    Bob
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    “OMG! Robert Redford!!”
    “Security!”

  7. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Pants Riding Boots
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    Hell yes.

  8. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
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    No complaints here.

  9. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Skanky Clothes Wax Rabbit Nightclub
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    Was the photographer 8 feet tall or are these bitches just really short?

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Scowling At Kelsey Grammers Baby In Stroller Kayte Walsh
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    ‘Hello Mr. Schwarzenegger, remember this? ‘Housecleaning!’

  11. Ashanti Thick Legs Bodysuit
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    Not bad at all.

  12. Kate Moss Bikini
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    The Partnership for a Drug-Free America launches a new campaign, “Bodies of Coke.”

  13. Kate Moss Bikini
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    Time has finally caught up to her.

  14. Nikki Leigh Butt Tight Skirt 10 Rules For Sleeping Around Premiere
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    Very nice.

  15. Jennifer Connelly Posing With Creepy Moustache Guy Noah Premiere Paris
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    Career Opportunities…that’s all I have to say.

  16. Candace Cameron Bure Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes DWTS Practice
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    She looks more like Beverly Mitchell here. Her body is tight.

  17. Enrique Iglesias Clutching Terrified Woman El Hormiguero
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    Sometimes ‘randomly chosen member of the audience’ blows up in your face.

  18. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Skanky Clothes Wax Rabbit Nightclub
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    “We got really tired of people not being able to tell us apart, so we were talking and Melissa said, ‘Maybe one of us should get a boob job!’ And I said, ‘We did that already, duhhh?’ And she said, ‘No, I mean, one of us should get even more!’ And I said, ‘Oh, so then people can tell us apart, like, “Dah-da-dah has the bigger boobs?” ‘ And she said ‘Yeah!’ and I said ‘Good idea!’ and we flipped a coin and I lost and that’s why Melissa got the implants.”

  19. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
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    I want candy.

  20. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
    Anon
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    Dude, she is fucking smoking hot.

  21. Samuel L Jackson Having Makeup Applied Good Morning America
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    ‘There you go dear, now you don’t all look alike.’

  22. Shailene Woodley Cleavage Divergent Premiere Berlin
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    Sometimes she looks lovely…other times not so much.

  23. Kate Upton The Other Woman Premiere
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    She may not be technically categorized as such, but she’s a plus sized model.

  24. Ashanti Thick Legs Bodysuit
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    Ashanti moving to confront Godzilla.

  25. Jennifer Connelly Posing With Creepy Moustache Guy Noah Premiere Paris
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    Sadly, he has nicer eyebrows than Jennifer does.

  26. Coco Cleavage Weird Boob Dent Deja Vu's Adult Emporium Coco Licious Pleasure Product Collection Promotion
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    I would let her fart on my face

  27. Nikki Leigh Butt Tight Skirt 10 Rules For Sleeping Around Premiere
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    She’s really pretty awesome.

  28. Arnold Schwarzenegger Scowling At Kelsey Grammers Baby In Stroller Kayte Walsh
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    “Oh no! Not ANOTHER kid that looks like me. Don’t show him to Maria!”

  29. Jennifer Connelly Posing With Creepy Moustache Guy Noah Premiere Paris
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    She’s smiling, so this photo must have been taken BEFORE she saw the movie.

  30. Kate Upton The Other Woman Premiere
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    Skinny-fat exhibit A.

  31. Bria Murphy Bikini Eddie Murphy Daughter
    Oldnslo
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    A pizza crust in the butt?

  32. Rita Ora Cleavage Glamour Of Italian Fashion Dinner
    anonymous
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    Looks like Winter came on her hair.

  33. Kate Upton The Other Woman Premiere
    JimBB
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    Fuck it, I’m just going to wrap myself in this blanket and not even get dressed today.

  34. Arnold Schwarzenegger Scowling At Kelsey Grammers Baby In Stroller Kayte Walsh
    JimBB
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    Oh Jesus, he does this every time he sees a hispanic kid now.

  35. Hulk Hogan Hand Symbols WrestleMania 30 Press Conference
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    Behind every great man is a dude with a pornstache.

  36. Chris Evans Full Beard Screaming Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
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    “F- you, Marvel. More money and a female beard to give me some street cred or I walk.”

  37. Chris Evans Full Beard Screaming Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
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    “This is DIET Coke!”

  38. Lily Allen Side Boob See Through Blouse City Rocks Performance
    JimBB
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    This isn’t one of those daughters that Woody Allen molested is it?

  39. Reid Ewing Perv Stache Dyed Blonde Hair 10 Rules For Sleeping Around Premiere
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    The gay one who got kicked out of Dallas?

  40. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Pants Riding Boots
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    Is her Sith training complete yet? She’s been rocking Darth’s pant and boot combo for a while now.

  41. Bria Murphy Bikini Eddie Murphy Daughter
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    Looks like she has NO time to party, all the time, party all the time.

  42. John Malkovich Light Blue Suit Scarf
    JimBB
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    Well, someone has to make Willem Dafoe look normal.

  43. Rita Ora Cleavage Glamour Of Italian Fashion Dinner
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    She just walked into the salon and said “Just give me anything from a Final Fantasy game.”

  44. Kate Upton The Other Woman Premiere
    Ronaldo
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    I dont get why all the fuzz about her. Cute girl, but not crazy hot.

    • It’s her huge tits.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …the long & the short of it is; without photoshop, kate upton is that hot chick you see every day because she works in the same building as you and you wanna bang her SO bad …she and kelly brook are only “doughy” or “plain” by fashion model standards, which is a bullshit standard and moot, because they’re cheesecake/glamour models, and they’re both smokin’ hot by ‘real world’ standards …so, that’s her appeal, she seems “get-able” …and all of these feces throwing monkeys know damn well they’d be giddy as a schoolgirl to have her on his arm.

  45. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Time Out Of Mind Set
    Bonky
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    “Give me your gerbils, your hamsters, your unwanted rodents
    yearning to crawl inside a rubber hose…”

  46. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Time Out Of Mind Set
    JimBB
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    Please be a sign that he’s ready to embrace death.

  47. Bria Murphy Bikini Eddie Murphy Daughter
    MZ MIZRY
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    imagine all the terrible movies she had to watch as a kid.

  48. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Dangerous Liaisons Set
    JimBB
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    No, don’t dress up or anything. Whatever’s in the dirty clothes pile will be fine.

  49. Enrique Iglesias Clutching Terrified Woman El Hormiguero
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    It puts the lotion on its skin or else I call the cartel again.

  50. Daniel Radcliffe Meth Face
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    Meth…meth…meth…fan….meth….meth…parpazzo…meth.

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