The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.2.14

April 2nd, 2014 // 387 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed capping off another hump day — pretty appropriately I might add — considering we chose to include this photo of a rapist. Whoever that guy is, he rapes. We’ve also got Arnold Schwarzenegger who apparently hangs out with Kelsey Grammer now, so if you’re like me, you’ll probably have to just stop there for several hours contemplating the brain-melting conversations those two have.

“Mr. Governor, I’d like to introduce you to my lovely wife, Kayte.”
“I zee you eenjoy hafing zex vissout condoms. Do you own a mop?”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hulk Hogan Hand Symbols WrestleMania 30 Press Conference
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    Fuck Hulk Hogan. It’s good to see Jimmy Hart though.

  2. Enrique Iglesias Clutching Terrified Woman El Hormiguero
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    Tears for fear?

  3. Amy Schumer Butt Tight Dress Spanx The Late Show With David Letterman
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    I’d chuck my schumer all over that.

  4. Lily Allen Side Boob See Through Blouse City Rocks Performance
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    Her weight fluctuates a lot, but she’s looking pretty good here.

  5. Donald Trump Regis Philbin New York Observer New Look Celebration
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    “Wait! Don’t take my picture with this asshole!”

  6. Amy Schumer Butt Tight Dress Spanx The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Her spanx are wearing spanx.

  7. John Malkovich Light Blue Suit Scarf
    rican
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    Who’s missing? Benny Hill.

  8. Bria Murphy Bikini Eddie Murphy Daughter
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    Please go the Montana Fishburne route.

  9. Robert Redford Roseanne Barr
    rican
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    Sir Melting Face meets crazy hawaiian bitch.

  10. Robert Redford Roseanne Barr
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    “Shouldn’t you be under a bridge terrorizing goats?”

  11. Coco Cleavage Weird Boob Dent Deja Vu's Adult Emporium Coco Licious Pleasure Product Collection Promotion
    rican
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    I would need to try those products with her first.

  12. Amber Rose Squeezing Tits Together No Pants Long Moschino McDonalds Style Shirt
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    In her case, the “over 20 served” on her shirt represents the amount of black rappers she’s had today.

  13. Ashanti Thick Legs Bodysuit
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    2 steps away from kicking that phone into space.

  14. Donald Trump Regis Philbin New York Observer New Look Celebration
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    God, Donald is a fucking repulsive man. In both personality and looks.

  15. Samuel L Jackson Having Makeup Applied Good Morning America
    rican
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    “I loved you in the Shawshank Redemption”

  16. John Malkovich Light Blue Suit Scarf
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    Even he hates Being John Malkovich

  17. Kate Moss Bikini
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    How does she have more butt in the front than in the back?

  18. Rita Ora Cleavage Glamour Of Italian Fashion Dinner
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    I’ll take her over Rihanna any day.

  19. Kate Upton The Other Woman Premiere
    Polk
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    Better marry an top tier athlete before you pork up too much, Kate. You have an 18 month window, tops.

  20. Arnold Schwarzenegger Scowling At Kelsey Grammers Baby In Stroller Kayte Walsh
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    “Hmmm….how old dis she?”

  21. Amber Rose Squeezing Tits Together No Pants Long Moschino McDonalds Style Shirt
    kafak
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    “Would you like some fries with your thunder thighs?”

    “Make them supersized.”

  22. Lily Allen Side Boob See Through Blouse City Rocks Performance
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    From the face and the breasts at her waist, I thought this was Liza Minnelli.

  23. Enrique Iglesias Clutching Terrified Woman El Hormiguero
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    That’s the reaction I used to get molesting very drunk freshmen girls when I was on a multitude of drugs, lol

  24. Samuel L Jackson Having Makeup Applied Good Morning America
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    Say “Too Much Foundation Mr. Jackson?” again! Say it one more goddamn time. I dare you. I double dare you Mother Fucker!

  25. Samuel L Jackson Having Makeup Applied Good Morning America
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    He looks like a toad

  26. Daniel Radcliffe Meth Face
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    Careerus Overus!

  27. Bria Murphy Bikini Eddie Murphy Daughter
    j/k
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    Just remember this:

    She’s also Charlie Murphy’s niece.

  28. Bria Murphy Bikini Eddie Murphy Daughter
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    If you zoom in on the tattoo, it says, “Shrek money paid for this.”

  29. Coco Cleavage Weird Boob Dent Deja Vu's Adult Emporium Coco Licious Pleasure Product Collection Promotion
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    Yeah, baby. I’d personally use every one of those products on her.

  30. Natalie Dormer Barnardos Redbridge Leaving Care Service Visit
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    “Do you guys know what a phone is??”

    “Stick dat banana in your pussy”

  31. Robert Redford Roseanne Barr
    Natty Ice
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    It looks like she just overheard him say he’s about to smoke pot for his cataracts.

  32. Jennifer Connelly Posing With Creepy Moustache Guy Noah Premiere Paris
    meeps!
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    What’s Michael Moore pissing about now…?

  33. Chris Evans Full Beard Screaming Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
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    “I said I want more money for the sequel!”

  34. Amy Schumer Butt Tight Dress Spanx The Late Show With David Letterman
    MisterSHO
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    The camera adds ten pounds to each leg, another twenty to the ass, and five on both arms.

  35. John Malkovich Light Blue Suit Scarf
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    Now I wish we had that “Get The Look!” feature back on The Superficial, because I’d really like to know who sells pajama bottoms with matching jackets.

  36. Enrique Iglesias Clutching Terrified Woman El Hormiguero
    j/k
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    He shouldn’t have approached her from the mole side.

  37. Reid Ewing Perv Stache Dyed Blonde Hair 10 Rules For Sleeping Around Premiere
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    Truly CREEPY . & I mean that fucked up dye job.

  38. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Dangerous Liaisons Set
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    Their remaking that movie again? That’ll be the 3rd time iirc. First the original, then Cruel Intentions, now this one.

    Anyway, I want to see those tits again, though. I know they’ve seen better days, but I think she’s still pretty hot.

  39. Reid Ewing Perv Stache Dyed Blonde Hair 10 Rules For Sleeping Around Premiere
    meeps!
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    Now I want a Peter Dinklage bobblehead…

  40. Natalie Dormer Barnardos Redbridge Leaving Care Service Visit
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    “This picture shows what I did with the last bowl of fruit.”

  41. John Malkovich Light Blue Suit Scarf
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    If I ran up behind him wearing an orange tux and top hat and whacked him in the back of the knees with an orange cane, do you think he would laugh or beat me to death?

  42. Enrique Iglesias Clutching Terrified Woman El Hormiguero
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    I know I keep using this line, but it’s just so appropriate for all the pics of him that show up on this site. so deal with it.

    “Tonight I’m fucking you.”

  43. Ashanti Thick Legs Bodysuit
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    “Who called me Serena!”

  44. Coco Cleavage Weird Boob Dent Deja Vu's Adult Emporium Coco Licious Pleasure Product Collection Promotion
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    “Coco Live In Person Up Close & Personal Photos Refreshments”

    Is that what we’re calling Photoshopping now? “Refreshments”?

  45. John Malkovich Light Blue Suit Scarf
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    Its nice seeing the crazy pajama wearing elderly walking about from the retirement home.

  46. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Skanky Clothes Wax Rabbit Nightclub
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    “I hate making these appearances. They make me feel like a whore.”
    “Oh sweetie, we ARE whores!”

  47. Hulk Hogan Hand Symbols WrestleMania 30 Press Conference
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    ” If you can drop three fingers in the pink stink the girl will be yours by morning !”

  48. Arnold Schwarzenegger Scowling At Kelsey Grammers Baby In Stroller Kayte Walsh
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    JEEEZZZZZ that’s one ugly kid!!!

  49. Amy Schumer Butt Tight Dress Spanx The Late Show With David Letterman
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    As awesomely filthy as her mouth and mind are, I find this disappointing.

  50. Amy Schumer Butt Tight Dress Spanx The Late Show With David Letterman
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    She’s a big woman, sure, but she’s funny and I find her sexy. I definitely would. I love her show on CC.

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