The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.2.14

April 2nd, 2014 // 387 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed capping off another hump day — pretty appropriately I might add — considering we chose to include this photo of a rapist. Whoever that guy is, he rapes. We’ve also got Arnold Schwarzenegger who apparently hangs out with Kelsey Grammer now, so if you’re like me, you’ll probably have to just stop there for several hours contemplating the brain-melting conversations those two have.

“Mr. Governor, I’d like to introduce you to my lovely wife, Kayte.”
“I zee you eenjoy hafing zex vissout condoms. Do you own a mop?”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
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    Only a truly hot woman can pull off such a haircut.

    And yes… yes, she is truly hot.

  2. Samuel L Jackson Having Makeup Applied Good Morning America
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    “Put that mother fucking makeup on my mother fucking face!”

  3. John Malkovich Light Blue Suit Scarf
    joe
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    Your move, Nolte.

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Scowling At Kelsey Grammers Baby In Stroller Kayte Walsh
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    The baby must look like Kelsey.

  5. Kate Upton The Other Woman Premiere
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    See that chick? ‘Couldn’t pull off that Natalie Dormer haircut if her life depended on it.

    Great rack, though.

  6. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Hot chicks are still hot chicks, even if they do something as stupid as shaving the side of their head. Conversely, Kardashians are still Kardashians, no matter what they wear or how much they’re photoshopped.

  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger Scowling At Kelsey Grammers Baby In Stroller Kayte Walsh
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Izz dat vun of mine?

  8. Jennifer Connelly Posing With Creepy Moustache Guy Noah Premiere Paris
    CrashHell
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    How the hell did Jeff The Drunk get to Paris?!?

  9. Samuel L Jackson Having Makeup Applied Good Morning America
    joe
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    Is there anything else you need, Mr. Fishburne?

  10. Kate Moss Bikini
    ultra
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    that is one hot pieces of ass…

  11. Reid Ewing Perv Stache Dyed Blonde Hair 10 Rules For Sleeping Around Premiere
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    The anti-Osment.

  12. Reid Ewing Perv Stache Dyed Blonde Hair 10 Rules For Sleeping Around Premiere
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    Yikes. He was cast in that movie ironically, right?

  13. Bria Murphy Bikini Eddie Murphy Daughter
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    Rather do her mom.

  14. Reid Ewing Perv Stache Dyed Blonde Hair 10 Rules For Sleeping Around Premiere
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    His eyebrows are better mustaches than his mustache.

  15. Reid Ewing Perv Stache Dyed Blonde Hair 10 Rules For Sleeping Around Premiere
    CrashHell
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    Carey Elwes’s love child

  16. Nikki Leigh Butt Tight Skirt 10 Rules For Sleeping Around Premiere
    joe
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    Rule 1: If female, look like her.

  17. Amber Rose Squeezing Tits Together No Pants Long Moschino McDonalds Style Shirt
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    Hahahahaha, too easy.

  18. Amber Rose Squeezing Tits Together No Pants Long Moschino McDonalds Style Shirt
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    Free advertisement for what’s obviously her favorite restaurant.

  19. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
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    Man, just look at those shoes!

    Wait, what?

  20. Amy Schumer Butt Tight Dress Spanx The Late Show With David Letterman
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Either that’s an unfortunate angle or she’s related to the Kardashians. Oh wait, she has talent. It must be an unfortunate angle.

  21. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
    freebie
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    Wonder if that haircut is for GOT?

  22. Robert Redford Roseanne Barr
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    LMAO… that’s such a random pairing.

  23. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Time Out Of Mind Set
    joe
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    Yes! Yes! Fuck you, too!

  24. Coco Cleavage Weird Boob Dent Deja Vu's Adult Emporium Coco Licious Pleasure Product Collection Promotion
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    That’s either a scar, or the outline of her implant showing.

  25. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Time Out Of Mind Set
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    Your move, John Malkovich.

  26. Jennifer Connelly Posing With Creepy Moustache Guy Noah Premiere Paris
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    You just know that dude is thinking, “Holy shit, I’m getting my picture taken with the ‘ass to ass’ chick!”

  27. Amber Rose Squeezing Tits Together No Pants Long Moschino McDonalds Style Shirt
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    Amber Rose, but my willy didn’t.

  28. Samuel L Jackson Having Makeup Applied Good Morning America
    CrashHell
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    Looks like she’s shaving him at the same time. That’s a helluva make up lady.

  29. Hulk Hogan Hand Symbols WrestleMania 30 Press Conference
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    Well, I just learned a lot about Hulk Hogan’s sexual desires.

    That said, the Mouth of the South is still alive? Awesome!

  30. Hulk Hogan Hand Symbols WrestleMania 30 Press Conference
    joe
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    “How many years should your son be doing in prison?”

    “How many times have you banged your friend’s wife?”

    “How many surgeries has Brooke had?”

    “How many injections did you average per day during your career?”

    “How many people give a shit about you?”

    We could go on all day.

  31. Kate Upton The Other Woman Premiere
    joe
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    Ugh.

  32. Lily Allen Side Boob See Through Blouse City Rocks Performance
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    It almost looks like she’s back in fighting form. Hard to be sure from the lighting, though.

  33. Daniel Radcliffe Meth Face
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    Every time I see him, he looks less like Harry Potter and more like Dobby.

  34. Hulk Hogan Hand Symbols WrestleMania 30 Press Conference
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    “Let the Hulkster show you how he takes a woman home!”

  35. Reid Ewing Perv Stache Dyed Blonde Hair 10 Rules For Sleeping Around Premiere
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    “Hide yo’ kids. Hide yo’ wife and hide yo’ husbands cause they rapin’ errbody up in here.”

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger Scowling At Kelsey Grammers Baby In Stroller Kayte Walsh
    toopier
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    Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline.

  37. Hulk Hogan Hand Symbols WrestleMania 30 Press Conference
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    I’m guessing that’s supposed to be 3 – 0 rather than 0 – 3. Dumbfuck.

  38. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head GQ
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    Damn! She’s pretty fuckin’ hot!

  39. Coco Cleavage Weird Boob Dent Deja Vu's Adult Emporium Coco Licious Pleasure Product Collection Promotion
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    Zaloog’s going to disagree with me, but I have a hard time with “Coco” and “Pleasure” being in the same sentence. To each their own, I guess.

  40. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Dangerous Liaisons Set
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    Oh, good. Another Hollywood remake.

  41. Enrique Iglesias Clutching Terrified Woman El Hormiguero
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    Yeah, this looks about right.

  42. Kate Moss Bikini
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    Are those bruises all up and down her leg?

  43. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Pants Riding Boots
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    Off to visit her friend Sarah Jessica Parker.

  44. Kate Upton The Other Woman Premiere
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    If she’s not showing off those tits, I ain’t interested.

  45. Candace Cameron Bure Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes DWTS Practice
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    “Oh, hey, don’t worry about it – I’ll, uh, I’ll just get that car door for you, I guess.” -Jesus

  46. Natalie Dormer Barnardos Redbridge Leaving Care Service Visit
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    “Can you guys help me pick a filter?
    I don’t know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
    I wanna look tanned”

  47. Jennifer Connelly Posing With Creepy Moustache Guy Noah Premiere Paris
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    You just know that guy in the cap has said “ass to ass” while handing a double-sided dildo to a drugged out stripper in real life. This like Mecca for him.

  48. Amber Rose Squeezing Tits Together No Pants Long Moschino McDonalds Style Shirt
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    Sure this isn’t John Malkovich in a different outfit?

  49. Richard Gere Homeless Clothes Time Out Of Mind Set
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    “Come back to me Gerbil”

  50. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Dangerous Liaisons Set
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    Scientology isn’t good on the boobs.

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