The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.18.12

April 18th, 2012 // 271 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm‘s rugged, manly new beard that I in no way aided in caught Fish drawing onto a RealDoll in the break room today. Also, it looks like someone forgot to remove all of the mirrors from room where Tori Spelling is signing books, and prepare your brain for the shirtless, moonlight roundhouse kick of ‘what the fuckness’ that is Stephen Baldwin at The Homeland Security Awards.

I’m guessing Jennifer Nicole Lee got the award for ‘Least Resistant Body Cavity Search,’

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  1. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
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    Jack… get me another prune juice when the nice lady comes by

  2. Robert Downey Jr. Plaid Suit Sneakers Sunglasses The Avengers Moscow
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    Pee Wee’s big comeback

  3. Tori Spelling
    STEVE BLAKE
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    WHAT…IS…THAT…THING??????

  4. Tori Spelling
    afraid of clowns
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    Wow, can’t wait for the blonde, uglier version of Kim Kardashian’s book to come out. I’m sure it will be inspiring.

  5. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Pain And GainMark Wahlberg
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    He couldn’t find anyone to pull his finger so he had to phone it in.

  6. Leelee Sobieski
    JoJojojo
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    This picture validates every time I argued with my husband that she is not hot. Thank you Jesus!

  7. Stephen Baldwin Tom Ridge Homeland Security Awards
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    The douche in cheif.

  8. Eliza Dushku Cleavage Marley
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    YES! YES! YES! I fucking LOVE Eliza. So sexy. One of my very favourite actresses. She is a little skinnier than I remember her, though.

  9. Ashanti See Through Body Suit Tight Pants
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    Whoa. Still pretty, but it looks like you put on some weight there.

  10. Tori Spelling
    somerandomchic
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    Carol Channing is looking well.

  11. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage
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    Her blowjob video was decent.

  12. Leelee Sobieski
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    She used to be so cute. WTF happened?

  13. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
    bitsplz
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    what an asshole

  14. Ashanti See Through Body Suit Tight Pants
    ksmack
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    The “Fat Janet Jackson”-look is not working here.

  15. Wendy Williams Can-Do Awards
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    That’s not Wendy, it’s a man baby!

  16. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
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    So that’s what she looks like without all the make up. Not as bad as I thought it would be.

  17. Dakota Fanning Halo
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    Wow, I had to adjust the brightness on my computer. Her pale skin almost blinded me.

  18. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
    Bonky
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    “Nope, it’s not cranberry juice. That’s eight guesses, you got two more. I can’t believe you are even drinking that. Go on, guess again.”

  19. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Pain And GainMark Wahlberg
    Psycobiff
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    Did ya hear dat? It’s for your mudda.

  20. Tori Spelling
    Psycobiff
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    Oh God, now we know why her mother cut her out of the will!

  21. Robert Downey Jr. Plaid Suit Sneakers Sunglasses The Avengers Moscow
    Psycobiff
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    This is Justin Beiber when he grows up.

  22. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Pain And GainMark Wahlberg
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    Invizibul bench!

  23. Ashanti See Through Body Suit Tight Pants
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    For the life of me, I cannot fathom the motivation behind the LaToya Gaga look.

  24. Jon Hamm Full Beard Can-Do Awards
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    “The psychopatic mountain dweller’s expression quickly changed from Psychopatic Mountain Dweller to Whoa Why Are All Those Crazy Bitches Running Towards My Cabin.”

  25. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
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    They’ve been sitting together and trading “my drink for your hot dog” since the 1983 season.

  26. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
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    Normally I would snark out, but after the undead Sobieski scare from two pictures ago, this is music to my eyes. Also, those puppies. On the floor, the ones on the floor.

  27. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
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    OK, this is getting Situation-y.

  28. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
    squishy
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    Guess if it rains at least Harry’s eyes will stay dry!

  29. Leelee Sobieski
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    You can jump off the train, but removing the identification tattoo is harder.

  30. Dakota Fanning Halo
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    She must be legal now cuz she doesn’t give me a boner.

  31. Tori Spelling
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    Testing
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  32. Wayne

    Posts like this make the inetrent such a treasure trove

  33. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
    Alexander
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    That’s an exeprt answer to an interesting question

  34. Lenny Kravitz Philippe Stark
    Roneyker
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    Really liked this video. Of all the years Ive been listening to Lenny, and wanthicg the videos Ive seen (most if not all) this is the first time where he acted real goofy, showed even more personality, and just looked like he had fun. Really seems like he wanted to mix things up with his new album, including this video. Great!

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