The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.18.12

April 18th, 2012 // 271 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm‘s rugged, manly new beard that I in no way aided in caught Fish drawing onto a RealDoll in the break room today. Also, it looks like someone forgot to remove all of the mirrors from room where Tori Spelling is signing books, and prepare your brain for the shirtless, moonlight roundhouse kick of ‘what the fuckness’ that is Stephen Baldwin at The Homeland Security Awards.

I’m guessing Jennifer Nicole Lee got the award for ‘Least Resistant Body Cavity Search,’

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
    Blech
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    From beauty to beast, I see…

    Uuugggghhhh!

  2. Robert Downey Jr. Plaid Suit Sneakers Sunglasses The Avengers Moscow
    tlmck
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    They say addicts often replace drugs with another habit. I think he needs to go back to the drugs.

  3. Leelee Sobieski
    tlmck
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    So she’s auditioning for the next vampire flick right?

  4. Wendy Williams Can-Do Awards
    tlmck
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    She has the face and body for radio.

  5. Wendy Williams Can-Do Awards
    CranAppleSnapple
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    You’re asking a lot from that ruching.

  6. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Hang on… that’s Tina Yothers! Ice-T kidnapped Tina Yothers? That’s a made for tv movie, right there. Especially the strange way she’s hiding in plain sight as a Real Doll.

  7. Tori Spelling
    Royal_B
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    Ursula from The Little Mermaid is making a out of sea appearance!

  8. Jon Hamm Full Beard Can-Do Awards
    journalschism
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    Zach Galifianakis ‘After’ photo.

  9. Robert Downey Jr. Plaid Suit Sneakers Sunglasses The Avengers Moscow
    765lk
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    He’s the only one who can get away with this outfit even at the premiere of a movie based on comic book heroes.

  10. Jessica Wright Cleavage
    765lk
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    The title should say: Jessica Wright’s breasts at the Ariella Couture fashion show.

  11. Leelee Sobieski
    765lk
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    I understand that Hollywood is full of Jews and no one else has a chance. So could they at least promote the ones that don’t look like death.

  12. Stephen Baldwin Tom Ridge Homeland Security Awards
    Nemo Noman
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    This one is cheating – There is no possible caption that is more ridiculous than “Stephen Baldwin at the 2012 Tom Ridge Homeland Security awards”

  13. Robert Downey Jr. Plaid Suit Sneakers Sunglasses The Avengers Moscow
    Nobody
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    La Roux wants her shoes back, damnit!

  14. Leelee Sobieski
    Nobody
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    Why is Alexander Skarsgard wearing that lip shade? It washes his skin out so.

  15. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
    O'chunt
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    Cranberry juice, right? It’s good for the prostate!

  16. Pamela Anderson Legs Minidress
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    All of you are assholes. ESP gran poobah, when/if you even make it to 45 ……pls.

  17. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Pain And GainMark Wahlberg
    mbcl
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    “Niagara falls. Slowly I turned… step by step…”

  18. Tori Spelling
    ihatemosteveryone
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    She heard Angelina Jolie got the role of live action Malificent so this is her submission for Ursula the sea witch.

  19. Stephen Baldwin Tom Ridge Homeland Security Awards
    mbcl
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    “I was hoping to get that award from ‘a christmas story’ “

  20. Pamela Anderson Legs Minidress
    ihatemosteveryone
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    That guy is texting someone: “I think I just caught Hep C”

  21. Tori Spelling
    dg
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    ‘A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes and suddenly she’s a tramp. Hawh!’ – Joan Rivers

  22. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
    ihatemosteveryone
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    Looks more like she’s practicing being a photo whore

  23. Robert Downey Jr. Plaid Suit Sneakers Sunglasses The Avengers Moscow
    CPT Mike
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    Mr. Downey, the bowling alley would like those shoes back by midnight.

  24. Jon Hamm Full Beard Can-Do Awards
    dg
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    Uh oh…is that my agent setting me up with Jennifr Love Hewitt????

  25. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage
    mbcl
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    Tulisas are better than one.

  26. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
    dg
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    ‘Did you hear Dick Clark died?’ ‘Yea, but he was old as fu…….’

  27. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
    dg
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    That piece of leather is drinking gatorade!!!!

  28. Wendy Williams Can-Do Awards
    mbcl
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    Someone’s been making too many withdrawals.

  29. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
    mbcl
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    “dam it. another hole in my socks !!”

  30. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
    mbcl
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    lesson 12: how to defend yourself from a prickly pear

  31. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
    Kelly Brook's new stalker
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    Only one of them knows what’s actually in the cup.

  32. Robert Downey Jr. Plaid Suit Sneakers Sunglasses The Avengers Moscow
    pervydoll
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    Where did he left his ventriloquist?

  33. Tori Spelling
    Grand Poobah
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    Its Jim Carey in a dress!

  34. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
    Cock Dr
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    Forget measly quarters….I’m confident that you could bounce a brick off those buttocks.

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
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    I’m still trying to figure out what the leg warmers are for. Is she auditioning for some silly XXX Mortal Kombat meets Flashdance-type role?

  36. Robert Downey Jr. Plaid Suit Sneakers Sunglasses The Avengers Moscow
    Grand Poobah
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    Looks like he is more “no-iron” man now with that suit on

  37. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Pain And GainMark Wahlberg
    Anonymous
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    Never quite understood the correlation between the bigger some guys get the smaller and tighter (and gayer) they wear their clothes.

  38. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    Grand Poobah
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    even moose knuckle is too small for what seen here, I think the only option is to call it a “dino-toe”

  39. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
    Patch
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    now THAT is a ninja boot

  40. Tori Spelling
    joho777
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    If a photo/model ever needed Photoshop, this is it!

    Really bad choices in foundation color, garish lipstick, and armpit flab.

  41. Jon Hamm Full Beard Can-Do Awards
    Colostomy Bag
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    His latest pussy eating session must’ve been with a woman harbouring a serious trimming & waxing phobia.

  42. Wendy Williams Can-Do Awards
    Colostomy Bag
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    This is just sad.

  43. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
    Colostomy Bag
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    Whatever her shortcomings, I gotta respect a woman with that kind of midrift.

  44. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    Colostomy Bag
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    That small dog is caught in a bind: it’s thinking “I’m not on a leash, so I’ve got a chance to make a run for it. But if I’m caught, I’ll be subject to one of her thigh locks, with my face buried in that snatch for punishment.”

  45. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
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    You’re my boy, Blue!

  46. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    That’s what she’s gonna look like at a post-menopausal 50.

  47. Ashanti See Through Body Suit Tight Pants
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    Her tits are at odds over which coast to reside on.

  48. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
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    FINISH HIM!

  49. Tori Spelling
    Nettie
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    Shhh…bad horsey.

  50. Stephen Baldwin Tom Ridge Homeland Security Awards
    Veronica
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    When’s Biodome 2 coming?

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