Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm‘s rugged, manly new beard that I in no way aided in caught Fish drawing onto a RealDoll in the break room today. Also, it looks like someone forgot to remove all of the mirrors from room where Tori Spelling is signing books, and prepare your brain for the shirtless, moonlight roundhouse kick of ‘what the fuckness’ that is Stephen Baldwin at The Homeland Security Awards.
I’m guessing Jennifer Nicole Lee got the award for ‘Least Resistant Body Cavity Search,’
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From beauty to beast, I see…
Uuugggghhhh!
They say addicts often replace drugs with another habit. I think he needs to go back to the drugs.
So she’s auditioning for the next vampire flick right?
She has the face and body for radio.
You’re asking a lot from that ruching.
Hang on… that’s Tina Yothers! Ice-T kidnapped Tina Yothers? That’s a made for tv movie, right there. Especially the strange way she’s hiding in plain sight as a Real Doll.
Ursula from The Little Mermaid is making a out of sea appearance!
Zach Galifianakis ‘After’ photo.
He’s the only one who can get away with this outfit even at the premiere of a movie based on comic book heroes.
The title should say: Jessica Wright’s breasts at the Ariella Couture fashion show.
I understand that Hollywood is full of Jews and no one else has a chance. So could they at least promote the ones that don’t look like death.
This one is cheating – There is no possible caption that is more ridiculous than “Stephen Baldwin at the 2012 Tom Ridge Homeland Security awards”
La Roux wants her shoes back, damnit!
Why is Alexander Skarsgard wearing that lip shade? It washes his skin out so.
Cranberry juice, right? It’s good for the prostate!
All of you are assholes. ESP gran poobah, when/if you even make it to 45 ……pls.
“Niagara falls. Slowly I turned… step by step…”
She heard Angelina Jolie got the role of live action Malificent so this is her submission for Ursula the sea witch.
“I was hoping to get that award from ‘a christmas story’ “
That guy is texting someone: “I think I just caught Hep C”
‘A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes and suddenly she’s a tramp. Hawh!’ – Joan Rivers
Looks more like she’s practicing being a photo whore
Mr. Downey, the bowling alley would like those shoes back by midnight.
Uh oh…is that my agent setting me up with Jennifr Love Hewitt????
Tulisas are better than one.
‘Did you hear Dick Clark died?’ ‘Yea, but he was old as fu…….’
That piece of leather is drinking gatorade!!!!
Someone’s been making too many withdrawals.
“dam it. another hole in my socks !!”
lesson 12: how to defend yourself from a prickly pear
Only one of them knows what’s actually in the cup.
Where did he left his ventriloquist?
Its Jim Carey in a dress!
Forget measly quarters….I’m confident that you could bounce a brick off those buttocks.
I’m still trying to figure out what the leg warmers are for. Is she auditioning for some silly XXX Mortal Kombat meets Flashdance-type role?
Looks like he is more “no-iron” man now with that suit on
Never quite understood the correlation between the bigger some guys get the smaller and tighter (and gayer) they wear their clothes.
even moose knuckle is too small for what seen here, I think the only option is to call it a “dino-toe”
now THAT is a ninja boot
If a photo/model ever needed Photoshop, this is it!
Really bad choices in foundation color, garish lipstick, and armpit flab.
His latest pussy eating session must’ve been with a woman harbouring a serious trimming & waxing phobia.
This is just sad.
Whatever her shortcomings, I gotta respect a woman with that kind of midrift.
That small dog is caught in a bind: it’s thinking “I’m not on a leash, so I’ve got a chance to make a run for it. But if I’m caught, I’ll be subject to one of her thigh locks, with my face buried in that snatch for punishment.”
You’re my boy, Blue!
That’s what she’s gonna look like at a post-menopausal 50.
Her tits are at odds over which coast to reside on.
FINISH HIM!
Shhh…bad horsey.
When’s Biodome 2 coming?