Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm‘s rugged, manly new beard that I in no way aided in caught Fish drawing onto a RealDoll in the break room today. Also, it looks like someone forgot to remove all of the mirrors from room where Tori Spelling is signing books, and prepare your brain for the shirtless, moonlight roundhouse kick of ‘what the fuckness’ that is Stephen Baldwin at The Homeland Security Awards.
I’m guessing Jennifer Nicole Lee got the award for ‘Least Resistant Body Cavity Search,’
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Shmowzow!
Hey, it’s Bruce Lee’s cousin, Jennifer Nicole Ug Lee.
It looks like Macgyver isn’t even going to try figure out a way to cheat death this time.
Yikes. She’s done everything wrong, and it looks purposeful. Needs to touch up roots, way too much lipstick in wrong color, ugly dress, and makeup that approaches spackling compound in how thick it is, too much junk on the eyes, chunky grandma jewelry. Good god, that’s just ugly all over.
I guessed from the thumbnail that this was either Amanda Lepore or Tory Spelling. I’m kind of saddened that I was right.
On a side note, the ad right below this is for the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. I guess even the ads can’t stand to look at her.
Yep! I knew there was a reason why she always wore sunglasses in her photo spreads. Put ‘em on, please!!!
He looks like a link in a family tree that would make Arnold Schwarzenegger related to Pauly D.
What is, ‘an entire tube of lipstick’, Alex?
Wonder if she really wants people to look at her tits?
As American as Tom Ridge, DHS, Stephen Baldwin, and an event sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon and the Nasdaq.
hit the gym girl (not every guy in the gym) and tighten it up a ton !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bony woman no cry…bony woman no cry!
they belong in the Hospital for Wayward Boobs where they can get some behavioral and relationship counseling
wonder if she might just have some body image issues….?
Some people will go out of their way to hide camel toe – except, for, you know, not wearing skin-tight pants.
So how man months will her child be born before Jessica Simpson’s finally walks out.
My Big Fat Greek Titty-Fuck
In Soviet Russia, bad outfit picks YOU!
Mr. Gorbachev…quick! Put the wall back up!
Meet me at the dock – Daddy’s gonna put some gas in his boat.
Bat Boy’s mom!
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Is this Samuel Jackson’s alter ego?
To the winch, wench!
MOVE: Whistling Penis Tuck Flash Broom Kick
Is Hilary Duff pregnant AGAIN?
MOVE: Upward Facing Streisand
MOVE: Ninja Turtle Dougie
“Photos of me don’t do me justice. They just look like me.” — Phyllis Diller.
MOVE: Slurp and Slime
Lenny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Phillipe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lenny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Phillipe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lenny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Phillipe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lenny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Phillipe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lenny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Phillipe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seriously…this is mislabeled. That’s LaToya Jackson. You need to fix the caption.
I feel way better about myself now!
Seriously babe…I love Dennis Miller.
From the angle of his ankle, I’d say there’s at least a 2″ heel in those shoes.
Agreed
Wow, I feel way better about myself now!
North Dakota? New Delhi?
Don’t get me wrong…who?
Me too!
She looks like the ticket lady at the local haunted mansion in that old building downtown that they can’t seem to rent.
Me three!!!
Seriously…we HAVE to stop pretending that she’s hot or that anyone is attracted to that monstrosity attached to the back of her body.
Powder? Is that you? Did you get an operation?
She has to be getting her waist lippoed, there is now way you can tell the fat to go to the thighs and ass but not the stomach, just like Kim K. I say the are having their fat stomachs sucked out!
All that and she still has some flab spilling over her panties! Life just sucks sometimes! Damn!
Unbelievable! With all that money she couldn’t of bought a better dress? AND a mask!
This is just horrible! I’m gonna have nightmares tonight! Thanks a lot Superficial!
Had to go thru the pictures again and do the, wait for it, wait for it, EEEEEKKKKK! Just to scare the crap outta myself!!!
I wouldn’t let William Burroughs drink around me…
Looks like she borrowed one of Coco’s dresses so she can look like she has some junk. Smart girl to fake it ;)
In the words of Beavis: “aaaaaaaagh, noooooooo!”
Are they remaking Silverado?