The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.18.12

April 18th, 2012 // 271 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm‘s rugged, manly new beard that I in no way aided in caught Fish drawing onto a RealDoll in the break room today. Also, it looks like someone forgot to remove all of the mirrors from room where Tori Spelling is signing books, and prepare your brain for the shirtless, moonlight roundhouse kick of ‘what the fuckness’ that is Stephen Baldwin at The Homeland Security Awards.

I’m guessing Jennifer Nicole Lee got the award for ‘Least Resistant Body Cavity Search,’

- Photo Boy

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  1. Dakota Fanning Halo
    Jon Hex
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    Shmowzow!

  2. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
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    Hey, it’s Bruce Lee’s cousin, Jennifer Nicole Ug Lee.

  3. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
    Pete Thornton
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    It looks like Macgyver isn’t even going to try figure out a way to cheat death this time.

  4. Tori Spelling
    Jonas Grumby
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    Yikes. She’s done everything wrong, and it looks purposeful. Needs to touch up roots, way too much lipstick in wrong color, ugly dress, and makeup that approaches spackling compound in how thick it is, too much junk on the eyes, chunky grandma jewelry. Good god, that’s just ugly all over.

  5. Tori Spelling
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    I guessed from the thumbnail that this was either Amanda Lepore or Tory Spelling. I’m kind of saddened that I was right.

    On a side note, the ad right below this is for the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. I guess even the ads can’t stand to look at her.

  6. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
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    Yep! I knew there was a reason why she always wore sunglasses in her photo spreads. Put ‘em on, please!!!

  7. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Pain And GainMark Wahlberg
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    He looks like a link in a family tree that would make Arnold Schwarzenegger related to Pauly D.

  8. Tori Spelling
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    What is, ‘an entire tube of lipstick’, Alex?

  9. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage
    Grand Poobah
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    Wonder if she really wants people to look at her tits?

  10. Stephen Baldwin Tom Ridge Homeland Security Awards
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    As American as Tom Ridge, DHS, Stephen Baldwin, and an event sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon and the Nasdaq.

  11. Pamela Anderson Legs Minidress
    Grand Poobah
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    hit the gym girl (not every guy in the gym) and tighten it up a ton !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Eliza Dushku Cleavage Marley
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    Bony woman no cry…bony woman no cry!

  13. Wendy Williams Can-Do Awards
    Grand Poobah
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    they belong in the Hospital for Wayward Boobs where they can get some behavioral and relationship counseling

  14. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    Grand Poobah
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    wonder if she might just have some body image issues….?

  15. Ashanti See Through Body Suit Tight Pants
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    Some people will go out of their way to hide camel toe – except, for, you know, not wearing skin-tight pants.

  16. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly
    judging you
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    So how man months will her child be born before Jessica Simpson’s finally walks out.

  17. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage
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    My Big Fat Greek Titty-Fuck

  18. Robert Downey Jr. Plaid Suit Sneakers Sunglasses The Avengers Moscow
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    In Soviet Russia, bad outfit picks YOU!

  19. Pamela Anderson Legs Minidress
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    Mr. Gorbachev…quick! Put the wall back up!

  20. Jessica Wright Cleavage
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    Meet me at the dock – Daddy’s gonna put some gas in his boat.

  21. Leelee Sobieski
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    Bat Boy’s mom!

  22. Wendy Williams Can-Do Awards
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    Is this Samuel Jackson’s alter ego?

  23. Dakota Fanning Halo
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    To the winch, wench!

  24. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
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    MOVE: Whistling Penis Tuck Flash Broom Kick

  25. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly
    Contusion
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    Is Hilary Duff pregnant AGAIN?

  26. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
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    MOVE: Upward Facing Streisand

  27. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
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    MOVE: Ninja Turtle Dougie

  28. Tori Spelling
    Contusion
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    “Photos of me don’t do me justice. They just look like me.” — Phyllis Diller.

  29. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
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    MOVE: Slurp and Slime

  30. Lenny Kravitz Philippe Stark
    Contusion
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    Lenny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Phillipe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Lenny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Phillipe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Lenny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Phillipe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Lenny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Phillipe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Lenny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Phillipe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  31. Ashanti See Through Body Suit Tight Pants
    Contusion
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    Seriously…this is mislabeled. That’s LaToya Jackson. You need to fix the caption.

  32. Leelee Sobieski
    Hunchback of Notre Dame
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    I feel way better about myself now!

  33. Jon Hamm Full Beard Can-Do Awards
    Contusion
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    Seriously babe…I love Dennis Miller.

  34. Robert Downey Jr. Plaid Suit Sneakers Sunglasses The Avengers Moscow
    Kat
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    From the angle of his ankle, I’d say there’s at least a 2″ heel in those shoes.

  35. Leelee Sobieski
    hunch back of nd
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    Wow, I feel way better about myself now!

  36. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage
    Contusion
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    Don’t get me wrong…who?

  37. Leelee Sobieski
    the elephant man
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    Me too!

  38. Leelee Sobieski
    Contusion
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    She looks like the ticket lady at the local haunted mansion in that old building downtown that they can’t seem to rent.

  39. Leelee Sobieski
    Sandra Bernhard
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    Me three!!!

  40. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    Contusion
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    Seriously…we HAVE to stop pretending that she’s hot or that anyone is attracted to that monstrosity attached to the back of her body.

  41. Dakota Fanning Halo
    Contusion
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    Powder? Is that you? Did you get an operation?

  42. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    CallingIt
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    She has to be getting her waist lippoed, there is now way you can tell the fat to go to the thighs and ass but not the stomach, just like Kim K. I say the are having their fat stomachs sucked out!

  43. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
    lifeiscruel
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    All that and she still has some flab spilling over her panties! Life just sucks sometimes! Damn!

  44. Tori Spelling
    ridickal
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    Unbelievable! With all that money she couldn’t of bought a better dress? AND a mask!

  45. Leelee Sobieski
    ridickal
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    This is just horrible! I’m gonna have nightmares tonight! Thanks a lot Superficial!

  46. Leelee Sobieski
    frizbee
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    Had to go thru the pictures again and do the, wait for it, wait for it, EEEEEKKKKK! Just to scare the crap outta myself!!!

  47. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
    Joaquin ingles
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    I wouldn’t let William Burroughs drink around me…

  48. Dakota Fanning Halo
    Blindedbythelight
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    Looks like she borrowed one of Coco’s dresses so she can look like she has some junk. Smart girl to fake it ;)

  49. Tori Spelling
    Blech
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    In the words of Beavis: “aaaaaaaagh, noooooooo!”

  50. Jon Hamm Full Beard Can-Do Awards
    tlmck
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    Are they remaking Silverado?

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