Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm‘s rugged, manly new beard that I in no way aided in caught Fish drawing onto a RealDoll in the break room today. Also, it looks like someone forgot to remove all of the mirrors from room where Tori Spelling is signing books, and prepare your brain for the shirtless, moonlight roundhouse kick of ‘what the fuckness’ that is Stephen Baldwin at The Homeland Security Awards.
I’m guessing Jennifer Nicole Lee got the award for ‘Least Resistant Body Cavity Search,’
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This is the toughest game of ‘Where’s that Dong” I’ve ever played.
He looks just as confused about that Ashanti photo as the rest of us.
That is one magnificent bastard.
Someone needs to make a meme out of this photo.
You fucking lazy bastard.
I know it must take all the willpower in the world for Jack to not reach over and see if Harry has a pulse.
He has got to be bi or a closet or not so closet homosexual.
“… and then… I sweah to gawd… that giant lizard bastahd starts shootin’ gawd damn faya outta his eyes and stahts stompin’ the crap outta Tokyo. it was beautiful!”
He just dodged Tiger Woods’ club.
Why.
Did he scoot there with his left foot?
This was found on the cutting room floor of The Bucket List. Sadly, it’s more entertaining to watch a rich white guy spoil a poor black guy. Enter Morgan Freeman.
You are one shade of orange away from becoming the next Snookie!
Lardass
Well, looks like I’ve got Hallowe’en all squared away early this year.
The uglier, stupider Baldwin.
“The ugliest, stupidest Baldwin.”
There, fixed it for you.
Dook chute is always fuckable
Am I high or does this look like she is wearing a halo with two angel wings behind her?
I don’t care if he looks like he’s farting or about the stupid things he’s said, I’d still do him.
Woah. Ashanti? At first, I thought, dang, Janet’s looking good these days.
Geez, I didn’t realize he’d foiled a terrorist plot.
Oh. So that’s how 45 year old women are dressing these days.
3 dogs, 8 paws
You’re not fucking 18 anymore. **checks** Oh.
How in the world do you not see part of her vagina in this picture?!?
you mean penis?
Seriously…thank you. Laughed out loud for this one. As much as I love both of these guys, the photo is hysterical. May we all be out at a Lakers game, maybe drinking, at both their ages. Which are 70s and 80s. Not bad….
If I had a son he would look like Tori.
Sub-Human
Times are tough. Steve Baldwin now wears Deon Sander’s hand me downs.
Funny,
She doesn’t look nearly as pretty as she does when the airbrush/photoshop team is done with her. Jenny Craig Power!
Elevator tennis shoes. This guy is delusional
Katie Price part 157
Ed Wood
EWWWWWW
Why the heck not!
Wonder what her pregnant ass had to show to get dem beads
Jeez, this girl’s so thin she looks 2-dimensional.
He asked me to say “Hi” to my mother for him… I told him to fuckin’ call her himself.
Someone left their Guy Fawkes mask on the heater, it seems.
A rare file photo of Jessica Simpson in her larval stage.
Baldwin: Homeland Security lingo for reaching your zenith by basking in the glory of other people’s genius. “Jeb’s such a Baldwin. We were the ones who ran the investigation. He just showed up for the arrest.”
“Yes, I know. It’s a funny question. But in all seriousness, how HAVE you convinced so many people that you’re ‘original’ and ‘avant garde’?”
This is one of his camouflage suits from Sherlock Holmes, isn’t it?
“It’s called a litmus dress. If it turns yellow, then…oh my god. It’s happening. Call the CDC. NOW!”
It looks like a before and after picture from a Ron Popiel dehydrator commercial. Make your own jerky at home!
It’s a ghost kippah! Someone call Zak Bagans!
Every dude with an aquarium just got a raging hard-on.
BOOBIES!!!
You tryin’ to tell me that’s not a thumb puppet?
Looks like someone stapled a wig and some ears on the skeleton in my old biology class.
WAKA WAKA WAKA!!!