The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.18.12

April 18th, 2012 // 271 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm‘s rugged, manly new beard that I in no way aided in caught Fish drawing onto a RealDoll in the break room today. Also, it looks like someone forgot to remove all of the mirrors from room where Tori Spelling is signing books, and prepare your brain for the shirtless, moonlight roundhouse kick of ‘what the fuckness’ that is Stephen Baldwin at The Homeland Security Awards.

I’m guessing Jennifer Nicole Lee got the award for ‘Least Resistant Body Cavity Search,’

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  1. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
    Richard McBeef
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    This is the toughest game of ‘Where’s that Dong” I’ve ever played.

  2. Jon Hamm Full Beard Can-Do Awards
    fartbucket
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    He looks just as confused about that Ashanti photo as the rest of us.

  3. Jon Hamm Full Beard Can-Do Awards
    radlad
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    That is one magnificent bastard.

  4. Jon Hamm Full Beard Can-Do Awards
    El Jefe
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    Someone needs to make a meme out of this photo.

  5. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
    El Jefe
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    I know it must take all the willpower in the world for Jack to not reach over and see if Harry has a pulse.

  6. Robert Downey Jr. Plaid Suit Sneakers Sunglasses The Avengers Moscow
    El Jefe
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    He has got to be bi or a closet or not so closet homosexual.

  7. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Pain And GainMark Wahlberg
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “… and then… I sweah to gawd… that giant lizard bastahd starts shootin’ gawd damn faya outta his eyes and stahts stompin’ the crap outta Tokyo. it was beautiful!”

  8. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Pain And GainMark Wahlberg
    cc
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    He just dodged Tiger Woods’ club.

  9. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
    lori
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    Why.

  10. Jon Hamm Full Beard Can-Do Awards
    Cookie
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    Did he scoot there with his left foot?

  11. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    This was found on the cutting room floor of The Bucket List. Sadly, it’s more entertaining to watch a rich white guy spoil a poor black guy. Enter Morgan Freeman.

  12. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage
    Urvag
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    You are one shade of orange away from becoming the next Snookie!

  13. Stephen Baldwin Tom Ridge Homeland Security Awards
    Freet
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    Lardass

  14. Tori Spelling
    cc
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    Well, looks like I’ve got Hallowe’en all squared away early this year.

  15. Stephen Baldwin Tom Ridge Homeland Security Awards
    nelle
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    The uglier, stupider Baldwin.

  16. Eliza Dushku Cleavage Marley
    free wifi
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    Dook chute is always fuckable

  17. Dakota Fanning Halo
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Am I high or does this look like she is wearing a halo with two angel wings behind her?

  18. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Pain And GainMark Wahlberg
    mo mo
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    I don’t care if he looks like he’s farting or about the stupid things he’s said, I’d still do him.

  19. Ashanti See Through Body Suit Tight Pants
    nelle
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    Woah. Ashanti? At first, I thought, dang, Janet’s looking good these days.

  20. Stephen Baldwin Tom Ridge Homeland Security Awards
    cc
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    Geez, I didn’t realize he’d foiled a terrorist plot.

  21. Pamela Anderson Legs Minidress
    nelle
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    Oh. So that’s how 45 year old women are dressing these days.

  22. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    That was a lob
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    3 dogs, 8 paws

  23. Dakota Fanning Halo
    Larry Dallas
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    You’re not fucking 18 anymore. **checks** Oh.

  24. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
    mo mo
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    How in the world do you not see part of her vagina in this picture?!?

  25. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
    Girl
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    Seriously…thank you. Laughed out loud for this one. As much as I love both of these guys, the photo is hysterical. May we all be out at a Lakers game, maybe drinking, at both their ages. Which are 70s and 80s. Not bad….

  26. Tori Spelling
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    If I had a son he would look like Tori.

  27. Tori Spelling
    Bigalkie
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    Sub-Human

  28. Stephen Baldwin Tom Ridge Homeland Security Awards
    Bigalkie
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    Times are tough. Steve Baldwin now wears Deon Sander’s hand me downs.

  29. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage
    Bigalkie
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    Funny,

    She doesn’t look nearly as pretty as she does when the airbrush/photoshop team is done with her. Jenny Craig Power!

  30. Robert Downey Jr. Plaid Suit Sneakers Sunglasses The Avengers Moscow
    Bigalkie
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    Elevator tennis shoes. This guy is delusional

  31. Jessica Wright Cleavage
    Bigalkie
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    Katie Price part 157

  32. Leelee Sobieski
    Bigalkie
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    Ed Wood

  33. Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    Bigalkie
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    EWWWWWW

  34. Nicole Trunfio Butt Legs Minidress
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Why the heck not!

  35. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly
    Brizzny
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    Wonder what her pregnant ass had to show to get dem beads

  36. Eliza Dushku Cleavage Marley
    Cavallari's Taint
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    Jeez, this girl’s so thin she looks 2-dimensional.

  37. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Pain And GainMark Wahlberg
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    He asked me to say “Hi” to my mother for him… I told him to fuckin’ call her himself.

  38. Tori Spelling
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    Someone left their Guy Fawkes mask on the heater, it seems.

  39. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly
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    A rare file photo of Jessica Simpson in her larval stage.

  40. Stephen Baldwin Tom Ridge Homeland Security Awards
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    Baldwin: Homeland Security lingo for reaching your zenith by basking in the glory of other people’s genius. “Jeb’s such a Baldwin. We were the ones who ran the investigation. He just showed up for the arrest.”

  41. Lenny Kravitz Philippe Stark
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    “Yes, I know. It’s a funny question. But in all seriousness, how HAVE you convinced so many people that you’re ‘original’ and ‘avant garde’?”

  42. Robert Downey Jr. Plaid Suit Sneakers Sunglasses The Avengers Moscow
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    This is one of his camouflage suits from Sherlock Holmes, isn’t it?

  43. Pamela Anderson Legs Minidress
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    “It’s called a litmus dress. If it turns yellow, then…oh my god. It’s happening. Call the CDC. NOW!”

  44. Jack Nicholson Harry Dean Stanton Lakers Game
    Mwaddams
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    It looks like a before and after picture from a Ron Popiel dehydrator commercial. Make your own jerky at home!

  45. Dakota Fanning Halo
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    It’s a ghost kippah! Someone call Zak Bagans!

  46. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Martial Arts
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    Every dude with an aquarium just got a raging hard-on.

  47. Jessica Wright Cleavage
    Sin
    Commented on this photo:

    BOOBIES!!!

  48. Tori Spelling
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    You tryin’ to tell me that’s not a thumb puppet?

  49. Leelee Sobieski
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    Looks like someone stapled a wig and some ears on the skeleton in my old biology class.

  50. Tori Spelling
    Jon Hex
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    WAKA WAKA WAKA!!!

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