The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.16.14

April 16th, 2014 // 374 Comments

Yep, that’s a Real Housewife as a lead pic. Welcome to the sharp decline of a holiday week.

It’s Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed and you’re going to notice a general desperation in my selection of photos for this gallery as a result of the dried up content of Easter week. Normally, Pete Wentz with the word ‘HOMIES’ written across his dick, or Dave “I Skip Leg Days” Chappelle might be left out, but you know what? Who am I kidding? I will cram anything into this shit for cheap pageviews and you will never ask me why the 2-Liters are only to go ever again, you hear me?!!

Post Traumatic Food Service Disorder is a real thing you guys, I have the grease splatter burns to prove it,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Alexa Ray Joel #PromGirlUp Selfie Campaign
    anonymous
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    I thought I read somewhere that she was in the hospital.

  2. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
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    Well, she can ride a bike. So forget all that stuff I said about a complete lack of any sort of discernible talent.

  3. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly
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    “LAY OFF ME I’M STARVING!”

  4. Kathleen Turner Fat Neck Excited Face
    anonymous
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    The pic of old Michael Douglas and this pic of Kathleen Turner just took Romancing the Stone off life support for me. It’s officially dead.

  5. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Open Blazer Michael Douglas The Library Opening Night
    malaka
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    i guess the saying – you’re only as old as you feel – isn’t the best comment you could offer this guy.

  6. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly
    anonymous
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    Luckily for her Adam Sandler will still work with her.

  7. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
    malaka
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    he used to be a cave man and now he’s a lawyer.

  8. Pete Wentz Homies Shorts
    malaka
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    the nightman commeth.

  9. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Open Blazer Michael Douglas The Library Opening Night
    littletongue
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    I’d love to watch a movie on that forehead. Popcorn and all.

  10. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair Tinted Glasses
    fred
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    That must be the key to his neck.

  11. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
    dick thunder
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    even Asian men don’t want that bike seat.

  12. Joe Jonas Kate Moss Shirt Loafers No Socks
    fred
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    FYI Joe: walking in front of your gay lover, but not far enough in front so that a photographer can still get you both in the same picture, will not stop people from thinking you’re gay.

  13. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
    littletongue
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    Having to wear adult diapers should not stop you from enjoying an afternoon out, away from your infant daughter. Have fun! Love life!

  14. Alexa Ray Joel #PromGirlUp Selfie Campaign
    fred
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    Probably shouldn’t be accentuating the googly eyes.

  15. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly
    malaka
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    i still think she’s cute.
    and at least she’s not as horrible as that cow they got to ride that bicycle.

  16. Kim Zolciak Biermann Cleavage Mama Walkers Breakfast Inspired Liqueurs National Breakfast For Dinner Day
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    Did this used to be a man?

  17. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly
    CptCreep
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    Kaley Cuoco in 5 years…

  18. Jesse Eisenberg Long Hair Kristen Stewart Red Hair American Ultra Set
    Mike
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    Jesse Eisenberg went full emo.

  19. Jesse Eisenberg Long Hair Kristen Stewart Red Hair American Ultra Set
    I wear women's shoes
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    Fuck I wish they would stop giving her jobs.

  20. Kim Zolciak Biermann Cleavage Mama Walkers Breakfast Inspired Liqueurs National Breakfast For Dinner Day
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    Nice tits grandma

  21. Emma Stone Excited Face The Amazing Spider Man 2 German Premiere
    I wear women's shoes
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    I thought that was Lindsey in the thumbnail, no joke.

    In all seriousness though what happened to this girl?! She looks like she is dying lately.

  22. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
    buzz
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    I think I saw a blurb on Yahoo saying she fell off the bike during the shoot. Proving once again Kim K doesn’t actually do any work.

    Who the hell is so lazy to get paid peddling a bike that they fall off of it?

  23. Kim Zolciak Biermann Cleavage Mama Walkers Breakfast Inspired Liqueurs National Breakfast For Dinner Day
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    Barbie’s memaw. Now with more plastic.

  24. Taylor Lautner Drunk Hight Backwards Yankees Hat
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    Somebody’s been hangin with BBare!

  25. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
    Don Draper's Dad
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    He’s very good.

  26. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
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    this guy’s a real class act. just like her. a law book with post its for a 1st DUI offense. mother fucker please.

  27. Joe Jonas Kate Moss Shirt Loafers No Socks
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    with a ‘friend’ who’s causing tightness n the crotch of his skort.

  28. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Spandex Pants
    Justin
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    time for some more freezing off the fat , she hasn’t worked out since she was hot way back.

  29. Alexa Ray Joel #PromGirlUp Selfie Campaign
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    I liked her better before the surgeries.

  30. Coco Giant Ass See Through Tight Dress Instagram
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    So now I DON’T want ham for Easter.

  31. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Spandex Pants
    Brit
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    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT

    yes everyone heard you fart cHRISTINA

  32. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
    Jentilly
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    Anyone else hear the screams? That’s the bike seat

  33. Emma Stone Excited Face The Amazing Spider Man 2 German Premiere
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    Another HIDEOUS fucking outfit.

  34. Dave Chappelle Saluting Ripped Arms Smoking Cigarette
    Odbarc
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    Dave.C doesn’t have the roid build. He just buffed up. It’s kind of strange to see because he was so thin.

  35. Kate Middleton Aboriginal Dancers
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    Nice Kili siting in the crowd.

  36. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
    MZ MIZRY
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    the judge just told dina she’s not getting off easy.
    she’s no lindsay lohan.

  37. Emma Stone Excited Face The Amazing Spider Man 2 German Premiere
    Butch
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    Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

  38. Jesse Eisenberg Long Hair Kristen Stewart Red Hair American Ultra Set
    waynemoores
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    Cue the munchkin music..”were off to see the wizard…the wonderful wizard of Oz”. Sorry, that’s all I got. This picture is fucked.

  39. Kathleen Turner Fat Neck Excited Face
    CK
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    Did Roseanne Barr lose weight?

  40. Kate Middleton Aboriginal Dancers
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    You do know this isn’t how one normally applies toothpaste .

  41. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
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    “That’s right…I’m a lawyer now you filthy Hobbitses!”

  42. Coco Giant Ass See Through Tight Dress Instagram
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    Where’s Earthworm Jim when you need him?

  43. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair Tinted Glasses
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    He’s smiling! It’s an Easter miracle!

  44. Jesse Eisenberg Long Hair Kristen Stewart Red Hair American Ultra Set
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    1. Cardio
    2. The Double Tap
    3. Beware of Bathrooms
    4. Wear Seat Belts
    5. No Attachments

  45. Taylor Lautner Drunk Hight Backwards Yankees Hat
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    He still looks brain damaged.

  46. Coco Giant Ass See Through Tight Dress Instagram
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    She has one of the manliest jawlines I’ve ever seen. I am curious what her childhood photos look like.

    OH WAIT, GOOGLE!

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/30/article-0-0C54549000000578-147_224x301.jpg

  47. Emma Stone Excited Face The Amazing Spider Man 2 German Premiere
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    “Hiiiiisssssssss!”

  48. Kate Middleton Aboriginal Dancers
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Photo mislabeled; It should read:

    Kate Middleton meeting ANTI-aboriginal performance group called “Coo Clux Clan”

  49. Kate Middleton Aboriginal Dancers
    donkeylicks
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    “So you dress like that on purpose?”

  50. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Wait! I saw this in a Common Core Math book. They use visual images rather than ‘word problems’. I’ll have to ‘paraphrase’ this one.

    “A hooker, a pimp and a midget walk into a courthhouse. Who ends up getting fucked?”

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