The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.16.14

April 16th, 2014 // 374 Comments

Yep, that’s a Real Housewife as a lead pic. Welcome to the sharp decline of a holiday week.

It’s Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed and you’re going to notice a general desperation in my selection of photos for this gallery as a result of the dried up content of Easter week. Normally, Pete Wentz with the word ‘HOMIES’ written across his dick, or Dave “I Skip Leg Days” Chappelle might be left out, but you know what? Who am I kidding? I will cram anything into this shit for cheap pageviews and you will never ask me why the 2-Liters are only to go ever again, you hear me?!!

Post Traumatic Food Service Disorder is a real thing you guys, I have the grease splatter burns to prove it,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Middleton Aboriginal Dancers
    stinkfinger
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    Madeline Kahn in her best song voice, “yes, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, YES!”

  2. Nikki Lund Nikki Leigh Cleavage Sports Bras Yoga Pants
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Guys, when you name your daughter Nikki, remember that you have to save a few dollars each month so they can afford implants when they grow up.

  3. Coco Giant Ass See Through Tight Dress Instagram
    Capn Obvious
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    Jesus, why do you keep posting pictures of this horrific narcissistic waste of flesh?

  4. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
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    Her ass has completely engulfed the seat and most of the pole that supports it. Whoever mentioned her and Aubrey Hepburn in the same sentence to come up with the idea for the shoot, should be punched in the throat.

    • Sarah

      Could not agree more. Audrey– petite, slender, Oscar winning, talented actress and singer, humanitarian. Kim– overweight, stumpy, talentless, famous for being peed on by Ray J, banging black dudes, plastic surgery, and hideous clothing. This one really pisses me off!

  5. Tia Mowry Nipples No Bra Torn Jeans
    Capn Obvious
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    Um, who?

  6. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    The new action drama series from Fox: Bible Salesman and the Cunt.

  7. Lisa Rinna Nipples Braless
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Ok, I know about the fake lips and fake cans, but are the nips real?

  8. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Jeans Gold Heels
    Capn Obvious
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    And John Whatshisfuckingname

  9. Emma Stone Excited Face The Amazing Spider Man 2 German Premiere
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    “Hey Emma remember how people used to say you look like Lindsay Lohan? Yeah that’s still a thing.”

    “SAY WHAT?”

  10. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
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    Not only are Orcs slimy and disgusting creatures, they can become lawyers and represent them too.

  11. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
    Capn Obvious
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    Ever see her with her baby? Yeah, didn’t think so.

    Take more pictures of me! Me! Me! Me!

  12. Emma Stone Excited Face The Amazing Spider Man 2 German Premiere
    Capn Obvious
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    Not her best picture, but she is a hot little pale minx.

  13. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
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    Fat bottomed cows, they’ll be riding today.
    So look out for those beauties, oh yeah!

  14. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly
    Capn Obvious
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    Do not want.

  15. Emma Stone Excited Face The Amazing Spider Man 2 German Premiere
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    Looks like she finally caught some sun.

  16. Joe Jonas Kate Moss Shirt Loafers No Socks
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    Out in public is probably the only time Joe is in front.

  17. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly
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    You mean “Sebastian Bach in Los Angeles”, right?

  18. Kim Zolciak Biermann Cleavage Mama Walkers Breakfast Inspired Liqueurs National Breakfast For Dinner Day
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    Wow, her mouth looks like a perfect asshole. Getting head from her must be considered anal sex.

  19. Nikki Lund Nikki Leigh Cleavage Sports Bras Yoga Pants
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    I would. Both of them.

  20. Kim Zolciak Biermann Cleavage Mama Walkers Breakfast Inspired Liqueurs National Breakfast For Dinner Day
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    Blow – don’t suck.

  21. Coco Giant Ass See Through Tight Dress Instagram
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    die already.

  22. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top
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    So sexy.

  23. Kate Middleton Aboriginal Dancers
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    Did they hire the same people to cast this group that did the castings for Arabs and Native Americans for movies back in the day that had white people playing those parts? Where real Aborigines to available that day?

    • gumbypokey

      As far as I’m aware, descendants of Aboriginals, if birthed from a white parent, tend to lose the phenotypic characteristics associated with Aboriginals, with each generation. It is very possible that these people all had a full-blooded Aboriginal parent or grandparent… probably the latter. It’s not uncommon to encounter people who look otherwise European but turn out to have significant Aboriginal ancestry.

      OR these could be students of Aboriginal Studies or something, which I think is a bit absurd.

    • Roundhouse Kick

      Goddamn, you Americans are totally ignorant about everything that isn’t going on in your own dumb back yard…

  24. Kathleen Turner Fat Neck Excited Face
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    Romancing the Stone must’ve been 148 years ago.

    I remember when Kathleen Turner was often compared to a young Lauren Bacall. When the two met, Turner introduced herself by saying, “Hi, I’m the young you.” She boasted that “I can walk into a room, and if a man doesn’t look at me, he’s probably gay.”

    Pride comes before a fall.

  25. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Only person where the photographer is more worried about running out of bikes and undamaged road before losing the light.

  26. Naomi Watts Butt Yoga Pants
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    I would. All day. Everyday.

  27. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
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    A Louis Vuitton briefcase and a rabbit’s foot? If I were the judge I would tack on extra years just for that fuckery.

  28. Georgia May Jagger Butt Tight Pants Josh McLellan Rimmel Photo Shoot
    Hugh G. Rection
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    The problem with fucking Mick Jagger’s daughter is that she can’t get no satisfaction.

  29. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Bruce Jenner looks good.

  30. Alexa Ray Joel #PromGirlUp Selfie Campaign
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    On the plus side, she came out way better looking than Bruce Willis’s daughters. That has to count for something.

  31. Andrea Calle Butt Leg Stretch Spandex Shorts
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    another day, another whore pretending to “work out” in Miami.

  32. Lisa Rinna Nipples Braless
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    Jennifer Aniston ain’t got shit on Lisa Rinna’s permafrost nipples.

  33. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
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    Wow, her photoshopping skills are getting remarkable. Those tires probably came from a monster truck.

  34. Pete Wentz Homies Shorts
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    It is like he went on the computer, looked up hipster douche and then tried to combine all the looks into one outfit.

  35. Miranda Kerr Minidress Weird Leggings
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    She looks like a grandmother who got dressed but forgot to put on a skirt.

  36. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly
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    Like a bat out of hell, I’ll be gone by the morning comes…

  37. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Open Blazer Michael Douglas The Library Opening Night
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    MD: “I just shit myself.”
    CZ-J: “Like father, like son.”

  38. Miranda Kerr Minidress Weird Leggings
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    Hmmm…smells like beiber

  39. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
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    Although for some reason Fish chose not to show the photo, it should make all of you happy to know this insipid idiot actually fell off that bike or it was so disgusted it threw her off.

  40. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly
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    She is looking like a Walmart mom from the South.

    • Gin&Tonic

      I live in the south and I can proudly say our Walmart moms are showing way more regrettable cameltoe and ass crack hanging out of their nacho cheese stained sweatpants. Because we’ve still got the old southern charm going on down here.

  41. Tia Mowry Nipples No Bra Torn Jeans
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    …is this the one who drinks her sister’s pee? or was it her breast milk? either way, weird.

  42. Dave Chappelle Saluting Ripped Arms Smoking Cigarette
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    …he’s gonna be ready when the black crusaders send their shock troops to eliminate him.

  43. Taylor Lautner Drunk Hight Backwards Yankees Hat
    Wren S
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    little beady eyes….makes him look shifty

  44. Kim Zolciak Biermann Cleavage Mama Walkers Breakfast Inspired Liqueurs National Breakfast For Dinner Day
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    Doing what she does best…blowing.

  45. Alexa Ray Joel #PromGirlUp Selfie Campaign
    Quinn R
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    she looks like Farrah Abraham with those bug-eyes

  46. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Open Blazer Michael Douglas The Library Opening Night
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    I think Kirk is going to outlive him.

  47. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair Tinted Glasses
    Ralph
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    Are those breasts I see forming?

  48. Emma Stone Excited Face The Amazing Spider Man 2 German Premiere
    Eejut
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    The muse for a dozen Tim Burton movies.

  49. Georgia May Jagger Butt Tight Pants Josh McLellan Rimmel Photo Shoot
    Steph D
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    typical white-girl flat ass

  50. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
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    It took the Space Shuttle arm to get her on that bike.

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