The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.16.14

April 16th, 2014 // 374 Comments

Yep, that’s a Real Housewife as a lead pic. Welcome to the sharp decline of a holiday week.

It’s Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed and you’re going to notice a general desperation in my selection of photos for this gallery as a result of the dried up content of Easter week. Normally, Pete Wentz with the word ‘HOMIES’ written across his dick, or Dave “I Skip Leg Days” Chappelle might be left out, but you know what? Who am I kidding? I will cram anything into this shit for cheap pageviews and you will never ask me why the 2-Liters are only to go ever again, you hear me?!!

Post Traumatic Food Service Disorder is a real thing you guys, I have the grease splatter burns to prove it,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Joe Jonas Kate Moss Shirt Loafers No Socks
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    The walk of shame is obvious.

  2. Kathleen Turner Fat Neck Excited Face
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    I would bang her so hard.

    And no, this isn’t a mispost from another pic.

  3. Jesse Eisenberg Long Hair Kristen Stewart Red Hair American Ultra Set
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    enough chin there to make a leno squeal.

  4. Alexa Ray Joel #PromGirlUp Selfie Campaign
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    Definitely had work done. Looks good so far.

  5. Taylor Lautner Drunk Hight Backwards Yankees Hat
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    Jeter gave him that hat after last night.

  6. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
    MarketingMike
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    And now, an ad for titanium bike seats…

  7. Kathleen Turner Fat Neck Excited Face
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    Kathleen Turner ate ITV Studios in London. (April 15, 2014)

    -fixed.

  8. Pete Wentz Homies Shorts
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    His dick is strictly for the homies.

  9. Coco Giant Ass See Through Tight Dress Instagram
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    Glorious!

  10. Emma Stone Excited Face The Amazing Spider Man 2 German Premiere
    MarketingMike
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    Who says 3 packs a day wrinkles your skin and lowers your voice?

  11. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Open Blazer Michael Douglas The Library Opening Night
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    “This is what someone looks like after oral with Zeta-Jones”.

  12. Alexa Ray Joel #PromGirlUp Selfie Campaign
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    Honey, if you only knew what the Crips would really do to you.

  13. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly
    MarketingMike
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    Man, if she got pregnant she’d REALLY be big…

  14. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
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    They both stood in silence. Mark stared at the door in disbelief, hoping something, anything would interrupt the trial. Dina looked off into the distance, shocked that Mark had found the pills hidden in her rabbit’s foot so quickly. At least he hadn’t found that flask of everclear in her vagina. That was safe, for now. Yet in the end, he would find that, too, once the trial was over and it was time to pay up.

  15. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
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    Every famewhore comes with their own tiny lawyer.

  16. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
    freebie
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    We need a bigger seat.

  17. Alexa Ray Joel #PromGirlUp Selfie Campaign
    Qmak
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    “If I just snip here and here, I will look more like Mom instead of Dad…”

  18. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top
    MarketingMike
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    Nice headlights.

  19. Joe Jonas Kate Moss Shirt Loafers No Socks
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    Is the girl on the t-shirt smelling her finger after she stuck it in Joe?

  20. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top
    Freebie
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    Puffy lips

  21. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair Tinted Glasses
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    Star Trek: The Next Transgenderation

  22. Coco Giant Ass See Through Tight Dress Instagram
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    Have you ever heard a doily scream for death?

  23. Alexa Ray Joel #PromGirlUp Selfie Campaign
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    She didn’t get her Mom’s tits. Are those from Billy’s side of the family?

  24. Tia Mowry Nipples No Bra Torn Jeans
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    I’ll take her and her sister.

  25. Dave Chappelle Saluting Ripped Arms Smoking Cigarette
    Qmak
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    Not shown: Two neatly formed rows of marijuana plants standing at attention and saluting their commanding officer.

  26. Georgia May Jagger Butt Tight Pants Josh McLellan Rimmel Photo Shoot
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    An hour of her relentless, vapid complaining, and suddenly it didn’t matter who her dad was.

  27. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Spandex Pants
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    Looks like her chest is aleady in it’s third trimester.

  28. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
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    You know this guy struts into the courtroom like he’s a fuckin’ BeeGee.

  29. Kim Zolciak Biermann Cleavage Mama Walkers Breakfast Inspired Liqueurs National Breakfast For Dinner Day
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Celebrating one year without plastic surgery.

  30. Jesse Eisenberg Long Hair Kristen Stewart Red Hair American Ultra Set
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    Judging by the smile on her face, I’d say Jesse just gave her the “Rupert Sanders” special.

  31. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
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    That creaking you hear isn’t a squeaky wheel. It’s bicycle language for ‘Melt me down and kill me now.’

  32. Coco Giant Ass See Through Tight Dress Instagram
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    This reminds me, I need to renew my subscription to Gigantic Asses magazine

  33. Taylor Lautner Drunk Hight Backwards Yankees Hat
    Flatliner
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    I guess it is true that when you wear your hat backwards, its to make sucking dick easier.

  34. Kate Middleton Aboriginal Dancers
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Orgy… Or-gyyyy!… Doesn’t anybody speak english here?!

  35. Nikki Lund Nikki Leigh Cleavage Sports Bras Yoga Pants
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    Five hours of holding those poses paid off when a paparazzi, strolling between celebrity houses, stopped to take a piss on their lawn.

  36. Taylor Lautner Drunk Hight Backwards Yankees Hat
    BB
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    Haha, oh right, Taylor Lautner exists, I forgot.

  37. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Jeans Gold Heels
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    Goddamn! She’s fucking sexy. And she just had a kid. That’s not sexy, but she is.

  38. Pete Wentz Homies Shorts
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    Neil Doucheburger

  39. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly
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    Looks like she ate Charlie’s Angels.

  40. Taylor Lautner Drunk Hight Backwards Yankees Hat
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Children should see this picture. They’d never listen to a celeb about any important issue ever again.

  41. Nikki Lund Nikki Leigh Cleavage Sports Bras Yoga Pants
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    Motorboat convention.

  42. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair Tinted Glasses
    Capn Obvious
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    Hey Bruce, here’s an idea to squash the rumors – get a man’s haircut.

  43. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
    Hugh G. Rection
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    The problem with having a short lawyer is that it is harder to suck his cock when it comes time to pay his fee.

  44. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Open Blazer Michael Douglas The Library Opening Night
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    He turned into his father a long time ago. Now he’s just working on looking even creepier.

  45. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top
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    While she may not be fresh, she demands fresh in her food.

  46. Lisa Rinna Nipples Braless
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    There’s a lot of “pairs” in this picture. Can you find all 6 ?

  47. Kathleen Turner Fat Neck Excited Face
    Hugh G. Rection
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    It’s sad when a hot chick becomes an old broad.

  48. Georgia May Jagger Butt Tight Pants Josh McLellan Rimmel Photo Shoot
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    Looks great from behind.

  49. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
    Capn Obvious
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    All set for her DUI hearing in 5 inch platform heels.

    This cunt lives in a fantasy land where her looks get her whatever she wants. If she only knew the gag reflex she triggers…even at a glance.

  50. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Open Blazer Michael Douglas The Library Opening Night
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    Don’t look now Catherine but its the ghost of cunnilingus past.

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