The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.16.14

April 16th, 2014 // 374 Comments

Yep, that’s a Real Housewife as a lead pic. Welcome to the sharp decline of a holiday week.

It’s Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed and you’re going to notice a general desperation in my selection of photos for this gallery as a result of the dried up content of Easter week. Normally, Pete Wentz with the word ‘HOMIES’ written across his dick, or Dave “I Skip Leg Days” Chappelle might be left out, but you know what? Who am I kidding? I will cram anything into this shit for cheap pageviews and you will never ask me why the 2-Liters are only to go ever again, you hear me?!!

Post Traumatic Food Service Disorder is a real thing you guys, I have the grease splatter burns to prove it,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Emma Stone Excited Face The Amazing Spider Man 2 German Premiere
    Dirk Diggler
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    Wtf happened to her ?

  2. Taylor Lautner Drunk Hight Backwards Yankees Hat
    joe
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    Baseball fan or handjob advocate? You be the judge.

  3. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
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    Haha what a little tiny man!

  4. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Open Blazer Michael Douglas The Library Opening Night
    joe
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    There’s a “Weekend at Bernie’s” joke here somewhere.

  5. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair Tinted Glasses
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    I heard the cast him for the “Monster” part of the new Charlize Theron biopic.

  6. Kate Middleton Aboriginal Dancers
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    “How can you be Aboriginal if you aren’t even black?”

  7. Kim Zolciak Biermann Cleavage Mama Walkers Breakfast Inspired Liqueurs National Breakfast For Dinner Day
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    “Mama Walker’s Breakfast Inspired Liqueurs”

    I don’t know who this Mama Walker is, but she’s a goddamned genius. I could totally see myself in the morning pouring a shot each of Blueberry Pancake and Maple Bacon and washing it down with a Kahlúa. A complete breakfast in 3oz!

  8. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Spandex Pants
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    Con: she just got back to having such a hot body
    Pro: tits

  9. Joe Jonas Kate Moss Shirt Loafers No Socks
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    So if I’m interpreting that shirt correctly, he only likes women if they’re willing to pretend they’re men?

  10. Joe Jonas Kate Moss Shirt Loafers No Socks
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    “Friend”

  11. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair Tinted Glasses
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    Fuck your Wheaties, freak. Mama Walker’s got breakfast covered now.

  12. Emma Stone Excited Face The Amazing Spider Man 2 German Premiere
    o'chunt
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    She’s lost a shitload of weight. Mostly from her face.

  13. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Jeans Gold Heels
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    her ass is blunt

  14. Kate Middleton Aboriginal Dancers
    kate
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    She got less ass than most!

  15. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair Tinted Glasses
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    I’ve always liked Billie Jean King in blue . . .

  16. Georgia May Jagger Butt Tight Pants Josh McLellan Rimmel Photo Shoot
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    I appreciate that you have a picture of her from the back, because the front is not that pleasant.

  17. Kathleen Turner Fat Neck Excited Face
    kate
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    Don’t look into the deadlights!

  18. Kim Zolciak Biermann Cleavage Mama Walkers Breakfast Inspired Liqueurs National Breakfast For Dinner Day
    arty
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    Why don’t you look not a day over 56.

  19. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Open Blazer Michael Douglas The Library Opening Night
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    He’s turning into Christopher Walken. Or vice-versa.

  20. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair Tinted Glasses
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    “It’s Pat!”

  21. Emma Stone Excited Face The Amazing Spider Man 2 German Premiere
    kate
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    Fuck, that’s a shitload of wrinkles for a 25 year old!

  22. Alexa Ray Joel #PromGirlUp Selfie Campaign
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    She kinda reminds of a carp I’d probably bang.

  23. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair Tinted Glasses
    Pete
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    Ho Le Freak!

  24. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
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    Audrey Hepburn – talented woman who helped the Dutch Resistance during WWII and who devoted a good portion of her life to UNICEF

    Kim Kardashian – got pissed on, had two large mixing bowls implanted into her ass cheeks, brow beat the editor of Vogue into giving her a cover, has absolutely no soul.

    Sure, I can see the resemblance.

  25. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
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    I guarantee two things here: One, that lawbook contains a hollowed-out section containing a mickey of gin and a rabbit’s foot and two, this man is definitely being paid in blowjobs.

  26. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top
    kafak
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    Dis how chiken cut glass

  27. Alexa Ray Joel #PromGirlUp Selfie Campaign
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    Oh good, more narcissism… just what the world needs.

  28. Nikki Lund Nikki Leigh Cleavage Sports Bras Yoga Pants
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    I thought this was a picture of a highway tunnel until I saw the cleavage on the girl on the right.

  29. Jesse Eisenberg Long Hair Kristen Stewart Red Hair American Ultra Set
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    “Jesse, there’s a jar of peanut butter in the glove box…”

  30. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Jeans Gold Heels
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    Those are some crazy shoes.

  31. Kate Middleton Aboriginal Dancers
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    “And so when you’re sacrificed, your life-force will be transferred into our bodies, giving us the energy, longevity, and vigor needed to be a royal. It’s all quite simple, really.”

  32. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
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    This infuriates me.

    • Ive, the only thing that infuriates me is, I’m not driving a truck veering off the roadway to rid the world of this thing,,aka: take one for the team!

  33. Kim Zolciak Biermann Cleavage Mama Walkers Breakfast Inspired Liqueurs National Breakfast For Dinner Day
    David Hasselhoff
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    How you gonna promote liqueurs for breakfast and not hire Lindsay Lohan?

  34. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Open Blazer Michael Douglas The Library Opening Night
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    Death really pulls some tail.

  35. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Open Blazer Michael Douglas The Library Opening Night
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    He looked healthier at the end of “Behind the Candelabra.”

  36. Nikki Lund Nikki Leigh Cleavage Sports Bras Yoga Pants
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    The one on the right looks familiar….

  37. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
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    Did Toto fall out of the basket?

  38. Kim Kardashian Fake Bangs Huge Ass Tight Jeans Riding Bike
    Cock Dr
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    I feel bad for the bike, especially the seat being engulfed by her ass.

  39. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
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    Legal representation is like life. You get what you don’t pay for.

  40. Drew Barrymore Huge Pregnant Belly
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    That’s one, ugly stoner dude.

  41. Joe Jonas Kate Moss Shirt Loafers No Socks
    MarketingMike
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    Who’s that walking in front of Leo?

  42. Taylor Lautner Drunk Hight Backwards Yankees Hat
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    John Leguizamo’s special little brother.

  43. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Open Blazer Michael Douglas The Library Opening Night
    derpsidoodle
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  44. Alexa Ray Joel #PromGirlUp Selfie Campaign
    MarketingMike
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    A 25yr old face on a 50yr old neck, wait….
    TITS!!!!!!!

  45. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Jeans Gold Heels
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    Mother of the year.

  46. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair Tinted Glasses
    Turd Ferguson
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    He has Doc Brown hair.

  47. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Spandex Pants
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    Putting the weight back on already? This shit is unhealthy.

  48. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Open Blazer Michael Douglas The Library Opening Night
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    The cancer. It came back.

  49. Dina Lohan Pissed Off Look Attorney Mark Heller DUI Hearing
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    lol Ratso’s back.
    guy must be the family lawyer. $$$$!
    we’re standin here!
    we’re standin here!

  50. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Jeans Gold Heels
    MarketingMike
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    She JUST had a kid, that’s pretty impressive…

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