The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.11.12
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Michael Bay gets ready to bang his car until it begs him to stop in sassy jive talk, Michael Fassbender pitches himself for the lead in Gladiator 2, “No, what I’m telling you is that it will fight the tigers“, and say what you will about Hugh Jackman being gay, he still has to deal with a wife that won’t stop talking even when he’s on the phone.
In answer to every email with the subject line WHAT’S WITH ALL OF THE RITA RUSIC PICTURES??!! Today she’s wearing a green bikini.
– Photo Boy