The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.11.12

April 11th, 2012 // 385 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Michael Bay gets ready to bang his car until it begs him to stop in sassy jive talk, Michael Fassbender pitches himself for the lead in Gladiator 2, “No, what I’m telling you is that it will fight the tigers“, and say what you will about Hugh Jackman being gay, he still has to deal with a wife that won’t stop talking even when he’s on the phone.

In answer to every email with the subject line WHAT’S WITH ALL OF THE RITA RUSIC PICTURES??!! Today she’s wearing a green bikini.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Baby Bump
    Deacon Jones
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    “Fuck it”

  2. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Baby Bump
    Commented on this photo:

    Did her giant vagina finally swallow a huge doughnut? These are the things I must know…

  3. Michael Fassbender Ridley Scott Prometheus
    Deacon Jones
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    “Mr. Scott, meet my penis. And he’s quite impressed with you, I must say.”

  4. Christina Milian Cleavage NYLON Magazine Annniversary Celebration
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Yummy!

  5. Michael Fassbender Ridley Scott Prometheus
    Commented on this photo:

    No, Michael. For the last time, I don’t want to see your “revelation”..

  6. Justin Bieber Yellow Shirt Backwards Hat Sunglasses
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Whose the toughest toddler in Tinseltown? Me! Why doesn’t anyone believe that?”

  7. One Direction Shirtless Boat Ride
    PtC
    Commented on this photo:

    One Direction? I don’t buy it for a second.

  8. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Commented on this photo:

    On a mission to cross the border… and bring domestic help back…

  9. Hugh Jackman Fedora Deborra-Lee Furness
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah yeah, the ol’ ball and chain is still yapping… So you’ll be there tonight around 8:00? With your 3 hot friends right? Good…”

  10. Al Pacino Stand Up Guys
    Jill
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    Aw, look at him trying to impersonate Fassbender. It’s so cute when they’re senile!

  11. One Direction Shirtless Boat Ride
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Who’s a (smack) bad boy!? (smack)”

    “I (umph) am….(umph), I am!”

    “Bloody ‘ell, are you done with ‘im yet. I’ve been waiting for 15 minutes.”

  12. Michael Bay Changes Clothes In A Car Pain And Gain Set
    Commented on this photo:

    How many interns do you think are in that SUV?

  13. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Baby Bump
    Josh
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    Look, a gunt!

  14. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    ENOUGH WITH THAT SHIT.

  15. Kevin Sorbo
    Frank Burns
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    You know you are on the C-list when you have to backpack and hitchhike your way to the studio from the airport.

  16. Christina Milian Cleavage NYLON Magazine Annniversary Celebration
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a body made for bumping.

  17. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Baby Bump
    Jill
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    Wait a minute… has anyone seen Reese Witherspoon or Kristin Cavallari at the same place at the same time? I’m begining to think they might be the same person. That, or one is an A list celebrity and the other is a reality show whore with a douchebag finace. Both with sizable chins though.

  18. One Direction Shirtless Boat Ride
    cp3
    Commented on this photo:

    …grips the bow and prepares to recieve the bottle…

  19. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    fap fap fap . . .

  20. Heather Graham Crazy Eyes
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    She really looks good here, in a sort of “did someone just stick their fist up my ass” kind of way.

  21. One Direction Shirtless Boat Ride
    Jill
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    I think we all know where that beer bottle’s going to end up.

  22. One Direction Shirtless Boat Ride
    Richard McBeef
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    I wonder why the one kid got stuck with guide it in duty? He looks like the sort of dude that would be content with being in the front sans reach around.

  23. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    You remember my son Blair?
    Yeah. We went to a few ball games together. He joined the bureau, didn’t he?
    Yeah.
    How is he?
    [pauses] Dead.

  24. Pauly D Tired Puffy Face
    Deacon Jones
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    It must be tiring to look like a tool 24/7.

  25. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Baby Bump
    Jennyjenjen
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    Disney called and the want Pluto back.

  26. Kevin Sorbo
    Mr. Poop
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    Look at that Herculean strength

  27. Michael Bay Changes Clothes In A Car Pain And Gain Set
    Jill
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    And just out of view is megan Fox desperately trying to get her career back.

  28. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Baby Bump
    diego
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    Wow, she’s looks the same as she did in her pre-pregnancy bikini shots from 4 months ago… and I don’t mean that in a good way

  29. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Baby Bump
    George P Burdell
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    Sucking in though her mouth.
    Sucking in through her crotch.
    And the baby is sucking in her belly.
    She is going Alicia Silverstone a little early in the pregnancy.

  30. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Baby Bump
    diego
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that is how you do pregancy… lookin’ at you Hillary Duff and Jessica Simpson

  31. Al Pacino Stand Up Guys
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    “I said, ‘Gimme back my fucking headband!’”

  32. Justin Bieber Yellow Shirt Backwards Hat Sunglasses
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    This? THIS?!? This is the biggest thing in music???? Good God, no wonder this country is fucked.

  33. Ashley Judd Puffy Bloated Face
    Deacon Jones
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    “I’ve been dead once already. It’s very liberating. You should think of it as, uh… therapy.”

  34. One Direction Shirtless Boat Ride
    Billybob
    Commented on this photo:

    Writing a joke about this would be like those motivational-poster style images that point out the obvious and are therefore redundant.

  35. Justin Bieber Yellow Shirt Backwards Hat Sunglasses
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    He turned his head so fast, his hat stayed where it was.

  36. Al Pacino Stand Up Guys
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    No, I don’t have a banana in BOTH pockets, I’m just really, really glad to see you !.

  37. Ashley Judd Puffy Bloated Face
    Commented on this photo:

    I say her nickname from here on out is “The Puffster”

  38. Justin Bieber Yellow Shirt Backwards Hat Sunglasses
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Enjoy the shoes, Cock Dr.

    • Cock Dr

      The color is springtime appropriate; nothing wrong with this pixie boy indulging in a little footwear flair.

  39. Hugh Jackman Fedora Deborra-Lee Furness
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “What do you mean the tabloids are claiming I’m gay?! I’m married to Debora Lee”

    “Exactly.”

  40. Michael Bay Changes Clothes In A Car Pain And Gain Set
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Four cylinders under there, each of them exploding! exploding! exploding!…Pants! I need new pants!

    • BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

      You banned my IP address for posting the Mahommed cartoons.
      One. That’s Ok, I don’t get this liberal stuff either and
      Two. Why bother?

  41. Justin Bieber Yellow Shirt Backwards Hat Sunglasses
    Sheppy
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    He’s so cool and edgy.

  42. Ashley Judd Puffy Bloated Face
    White Bull
    Commented on this photo:

    Bad botox! Bad botox!

  43. Christina Milian Cleavage NYLON Magazine Annniversary Celebration
    Commented on this photo:

    Not having an ass shot to go with this picture just made fapping twice as hard.

    Dicks.

  44. Al Pacino Stand Up Guys
    Commented on this photo:

    You little bastards get offa my lawn!

  45. Michael Fassbender Ridley Scott Prometheus
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t really care how big your dick is. I got Charlize Theron in bed because I’m a producer.

  46. Christina Milian Cleavage NYLON Magazine Annniversary Celebration
    Commented on this photo:

    Emmitt Smith is looking good!

  47. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Baby Bump
    Commented on this photo:

    Lots of breeders in Hollywood these days.

  48. Doutzen Kroes Butt Tight Dress
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone get me some coke and a pair of rollerskates, STAT!

  49. One Direction Shirtless Boat Ride
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    The new Sandusky Boat Tours is doing surprisingly well.

  50. Ali Larter Legs Miniskirt
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Expecting the pregnancy announcement any day now.

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