The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.1.15
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Gosselin and Tila Tequila at the launch of AOL’s new reality series which I believe is only being released on a series of floppy disks. There’s also two of Van Halen’s frontmen in here, one of which is an impressively in shape David Lee Roth, and I let you guess who the other is. (Hint: They don’t let the paparazzi in the kitchen at Applebee’s, so it’s not Gary Cherone.) I’m also including this video of Jen Selter’s ass, partially to apologize for today’s Final Five, and partially because I love reading comments about how her “butterface” would stop you from prematurely ejaculating on yourself the second she walked into the room.
Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty