Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Elle Macpherspon joins the growing list of women who are decades older, but infinitely hotter than Lindsay Lohan. Sarah Jessica Parker, however, does not. We also have the most blatant misuse of Miranda Kerr‘s most valuable modeling assets, and Fran Drescher making me start to feel like Kirk Cameron has a point.
Gay stuff. Destroying the foundations of the civilization that created this priceless treasure.
Couldn’t help myself,
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She doesn’t wear a shirt and no one notices.
And I wanna be your next President
This what what she looks like on her home planet.
Checking to see the photographers are still there, thus verifying her relevance.
Who wants to see my tits?!!!
Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick? It’s nice.
Just like spandex for women; these shirts need a PSI rating for men.
She looks voluptous and tasty to me! She’s real and that’s hot.
I bet Kate Hudson’s green with envy
Kate, starring on Sunday Show, assisted by taped reruns of Wednesday Show in background.
It’s always wise to test the flotation devices before they are required in an emergency
Hey it’s an old 1960′s photo of Woody Allen!
haaaaaaaahaha!
An amazing ass, right? Now watch what happens to your erection when I scroll up to Mena Suvari’s face…
She’s got some hay stuck in her mane.
She look like Grinch.
His watch matches his bikini.
What do you get if Larry king and carrot top made a kid. See above photo.
Look everyone. It’s American blow job!
Hey look it’s the tranny. I mean nanny.
Looks like Simon cowell got the last word in again by showing who has the bigger breasts.
Enough with the stupid horse “jokes”.
She looks more like ALIEN to me anyway.
At first glance, I thought that was Pee Wee Herman.
i think she dyed her hair soo much she is starting to loose hair
I’d spank her and then drop a huge load in her butthole.
People are outraged over public breastfeeding, and yet this is somehow acceptable?
LOL!
She really is just a rumour…
That black censor bar is a little off target…
How many layers of foundation are on her neck and face? They obviously ran out early…
“Witches of Eastwick”, every time…
Fuck no, “Hocus pocus”? Blah, witches anywho…
Come at me, brah!
Ichabod Crane leaving The Headless Horseman shoe store.
She wins all her races by a nose.
Oh god I can just hear that cackle
NO
I see there is another member of the Madonna Arms club
I’m not 100% certain, but I’m thinking one could start a new religion based on her body!
Yep, still cannot be bothered to dye her roots.
It’s what happens when her husband uses her face to shave his legs.
“What are you gonna arrest me for smoking?”
Tom Arnold had to use an answering machine when he went down on Rosanne because her thighs were so fat, he couldn’t hear the phone ring when they were pressed against his ears.
Sweater puppies redux.
Sucks when your Mom’s in rehab and you already spent your weekly allowance. You’ll just have to wait for visitation like everybody else.
“I’m sorry, I have to let this one go”
Eye concealer is way to light! Her chest looks painful!
This is at the premier of V, alright.
Is that a Corvette logo tramp-stamp she’s got there??