The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.7.12

March 7th, 2012 // 527 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Elle Macpherspon joins the growing list of women who are decades older, but infinitely hotter than Lindsay Lohan. Sarah Jessica Parker, however, does not. We also have the most blatant misuse of Miranda Kerr‘s most valuable modeling assets, and Fran Drescher making me start to feel like Kirk Cameron has a point.

Gay stuff. Destroying the foundations of the civilization that created this priceless treasure.

Couldn’t help myself,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    George P Burdell
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    She doesn’t wear a shirt and no one notices.

  2. Roseanne Barr
    George P Burdell
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    And I wanna be your next President

  3. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
    George P Burdell
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    This what what she looks like on her home planet.

  4. Katherine Heigl Glasses Yellow Jacket
    George P Burdell
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    Checking to see the photographers are still there, thus verifying her relevance.

  5. Goldie Hawn Book Signing
    George P Burdell
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    Who wants to see my tits?!!!

  6. Kate Winslet Chiambretti Sunday Show
    George P Burdell
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    Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick? It’s nice.

  7. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
    Michelle
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    Just like spandex for women; these shirts need a PSI rating for men.

  8. Kate Winslet Chiambretti Sunday Show
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    She looks voluptous and tasty to me! She’s real and that’s hot.

  9. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
    brit
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    I bet Kate Hudson’s green with envy

  10. Kate Winslet Chiambretti Sunday Show
    brit
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    Kate, starring on Sunday Show, assisted by taped reruns of Wednesday Show in background.

  11. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    brit
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    It’s always wise to test the flotation devices before they are required in an emergency

  12. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    rican
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    Hey it’s an old 1960′s photo of Woody Allen!

  13. Chris Klein Seann William Scott
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    An amazing ass, right? Now watch what happens to your erection when I scroll up to Mena Suvari’s face…

  14. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    catapostrophe
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    She’s got some hay stuck in her mane.

  15. Bethenny Frankel Skinny Legs
    catapostrophe
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    She look like Grinch.

  16. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    catapostrophe
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    His watch matches his bikini.

  17. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    Mrs. Salt
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    What do you get if Larry king and carrot top made a kid. See above photo.

  18. Chris Klein Seann William Scott
    Mrs. Salt
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    Look everyone. It’s American blow job!

  19. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
    Mrs. Salt
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    Hey look it’s the tranny. I mean nanny.

  20. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    Mrs. Salt
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    Looks like Simon cowell got the last word in again by showing who has the bigger breasts.

  21. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    Pat C.
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    Enough with the stupid horse “jokes”.
    She looks more like ALIEN to me anyway.

  22. Chris Klein Seann William Scott
    Quijibo
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    At first glance, I thought that was Pee Wee Herman.

  23. Katy Perry Cleavage
    aya
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    i think she dyed her hair soo much she is starting to loose hair

  24. Weirdo

    I’d spank her and then drop a huge load in her butthole.

  25. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
    dinosaurland
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    People are outraged over public breastfeeding, and yet this is somehow acceptable?

  26. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    malc0mn
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    She really is just a rumour…

  27. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
    malc0mn
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    That black censor bar is a little off target…

  28. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
    malc0mn
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    How many layers of foundation are on her neck and face? They obviously ran out early…

  29. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    malc0mn
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    “Witches of Eastwick”, every time…

  30. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
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    Come at me, brah!

  31. Bethenny Frankel Skinny Legs
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    Ichabod Crane leaving The Headless Horseman shoe store.

  32. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    Colostomy Bag
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    She wins all her races by a nose.

  33. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
    Problem?
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    Oh god I can just hear that cackle

  34. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    Problem?
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    NO

  35. Bethenny Frankel Skinny Legs
    Problem?
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    I see there is another member of the Madonna Arms club

  36. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    I’m not 100% certain, but I’m thinking one could start a new religion based on her body!

  37. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    Sliver
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    Yep, still cannot be bothered to dye her roots.

  38. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
    Sliver
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    It’s what happens when her husband uses her face to shave his legs.

  39. Kate Winslet Chiambretti Sunday Show
    Sliver
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    “What are you gonna arrest me for smoking?”

  40. Roseanne Barr
    Ruckus
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    Tom Arnold had to use an answering machine when he went down on Rosanne because her thighs were so fat, he couldn’t hear the phone ring when they were pressed against his ears.

  41. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
    Clown Shoes
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    Sweater puppies redux.

  42. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    Clown Shoes
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    Sucks when your Mom’s in rehab and you already spent your weekly allowance. You’ll just have to wait for visitation like everybody else.

  43. Kate Winslet Chiambretti Sunday Show
    ahaha
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    “I’m sorry, I have to let this one go”

  44. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
    Barbara
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    Eye concealer is way to light! Her chest looks painful!

  45. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    Double-J
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    This is at the premier of V, alright.

  46. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    BenDover
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    Is that a Corvette logo tramp-stamp she’s got there??

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