The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.7.12

March 7th, 2012 // 527 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Elle Macpherspon joins the growing list of women who are decades older, but infinitely hotter than Lindsay Lohan. Sarah Jessica Parker, however, does not. We also have the most blatant misuse of Miranda Kerr‘s most valuable modeling assets, and Fran Drescher making me start to feel like Kirk Cameron has a point.

Gay stuff. Destroying the foundations of the civilization that created this priceless treasure.

Couldn’t help myself,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
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    I’m not waiting on a lady
    I’m just waiting on a friend

  2. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Ah come on, it’s ok… we say these things about everybody

  3. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
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    Are we sure this isn’t part of a “Kids in the Hall” sketch?

  4. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    LJ
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    Looks like she went to the same plastic surgeon that did the bad boob job on Torrie Wilson. Why do these fitness models think that tits are supposed to grow out of the shoulders?

  5. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Um, maybe get the bikini one size bigger? Those straps look all kinda painful cutting into her like that.

  6. Roseanne Barr
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    This is Snooki in 10 years

  7. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    There’s always a black guy in the picture telling it all with his eyes. Yep, I’d be looking at the same thing. Although, she’s good from the front, back or side.

  8. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Ugh, I just saw the most gorgeous chick at the store…from the back. She turned around and she had freight train face, just like this chick.

  9. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
    Little Tongue
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    Velcro eyebrows are really trending, this season.

  10. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    it had to be said
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    Worst. Streetwalker. Ever.

  11. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
    it had to be said
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    And so began the most disappointing gangbang ever.

  12. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
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    Fucking French. I can’t believe I got gum in my hair here. Pigs.

  13. Roseanne Barr
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    Penny Marshall is going to have to go back o wearing an L sweater so I can tell her from this hag.

  14. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
    it had to be said
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    Coco has got to be spinning in her grave. She’s dead, right?

  15. Goldie Hawn Book Signing
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    I want whatever fucking drugs she is on. She always has that same expression.

  16. Kate Winslet Chiambretti Sunday Show
    LegMan
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    She just did a “one cheek sneek” fart.

  17. Goldie Hawn Book Signing
    j/k
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    That laugh was so cute. 35 years ago.

  18. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
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    Pippa?!?

  19. Kate Winslet Chiambretti Sunday Show
    it had to be said
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    And so I stroke the foot back and forth this way until he finishes. And THAT’S why I am engaged to the former Prime Minister of Italy!

  20. Katy Perry Cleavage
    Frank Burns
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    Somebody get the poor girl out of France already . . .

  21. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants
    j/k
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    Note to Kim; this is how you do big ass.

  22. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
    Frank Burns
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    Ole’ Simon need to start wearing a ‘Manziere’ . . . or is it a ‘Bro’?

  23. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    it had to be said
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    Now that dude knows how to tuck a cock.

  24. Chris Klein Seann William Scott
    Frank Burns
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    “And here’s another nude photo Olivia Munn sent me. I told her she should post them to failblog! ahahahahaha!”

  25. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    Colin
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    Wait, so if her pelvis is in her face, what the hell is that in her ass?

  26. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
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    That is a shirt that says “don’t look at my face.”.

  27. Goldie Hawn Book Signing
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    Did someone throw a bottle of Gin?

  28. Ray Sist

    She looks tits.

  29. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
    Frank Burns
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    “This is the last time I model for the “Jealous Fat Girls” collection!”

  30. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
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    Yes, but is he vagazzled?

  31. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
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    That fake chin/nose/glasses thing is missing the mustache.

  32. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    MsSawko
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    Wow. There really is no photographic angle in existence that can capture Sarah Jessica Parker in any way that won’t make me punch a pony straight in the fucking face.

  33. Katherine Heigl Glasses Yellow Jacket
    Frank Burns
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    That’s the same look I use when I’m checking around to see if its safe to fart in public.

  34. Chris Klein Seann William Scott
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    Hasn’t this pie already been eaten and shit out?

  35. Goldie Hawn Book Signing
    Frank Burns
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    Somewhere, Kurt Russell is spending a fortune buying up copies of her book around the country, in hopes it will keep Goldie on a year-long book signing tour.

  36. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
    Senator Dirtpants
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    Missing from this picture: Black Microphone.

  37. Roseanne Barr
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    Say what you will but you she must be pretty badass to steal from Mr. T. I pity him.

  38. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    Senator Dirtpants
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    “Weird” Al looks pissed.

  39. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
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    I still can’t believe she has to show to gay dudes where to pop the honeymoon cherry.

  40. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants
    Frank Burns
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    Sex please.

  41. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
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    It rubs the lotion on its skin.

  42. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    MsSawko
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    Booger in her left nostril. That is all.

  43. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The first step before applying any compounds or solutions is to clean the leather with warm soapy water

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
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    I take back what i said about Rumer Willis.

  45. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
    Senator Dirtpants
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    I’m so happy to see Nick Swardson finally found love.

  46. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
    Frank Burns
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    Two gays and one reason men turn gay.

  47. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
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    Mmmmmmmmmm. Skittles.

  48. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    El Jefe
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    Isn’t it time to send her to the glue factory yet?

  49. Bethenny Frankel Skinny Legs
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    The zombie apocalypse is upon us. I call shotgun, literally.

  50. Roseanne Barr
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It’s one of those punk rock kids madonna was going on about.

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