The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.7.12

March 7th, 2012 // 527 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Elle Macpherspon joins the growing list of women who are decades older, but infinitely hotter than Lindsay Lohan. Sarah Jessica Parker, however, does not. We also have the most blatant misuse of Miranda Kerr‘s most valuable modeling assets, and Fran Drescher making me start to feel like Kirk Cameron has a point.

Gay stuff. Destroying the foundations of the civilization that created this priceless treasure.

Couldn’t help myself,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    Learning Channel
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    “hey, wanna fuck? Okay. How bout you, wanna see my tits? Hey, handi in the parking lot. Hey, I’ll suck your dick if you let me watch you eat”

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants
    bonerspunk
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    Faptastic!

  3. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
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    Son, I am disappoint. And cold.

  4. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
    EricLr
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    Also like David Bowie, she doesn’t get periods.

  5. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants
    Jagger
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    So bangable.

  6. Katy Perry Cleavage
    skunk
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    she looks depressed. like shes missing the cock. i can help her

  7. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
    Ran dull
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    “haha You’re gay, fat and rich everything Americans hate. Welcome to Queens”

  8. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
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    Fuck me sideways! I thought that was an old high school picture of Woody Allen.

  9. Katherine Heigl Glasses Yellow Jacket
    EricLr
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    She’s looking for a producer who she can blow for a role.

  10. Goldie Hawn Book Signing
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Is this an ad for BookFinder?

  11. Goldie Hawn Book Signing
    EricLr
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    I would almost prefer Kate Hudson over waking up next to this.

  12. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    dickerydock
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    Get back, it’s gonna blow!

  13. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
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    At least they censored out where her tits sag down to.

  14. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Wow, they held a funeral for her career?

  15. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
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    “You two whiners have gotten on my last nerve. Just for that I’m tearing your hearts out.”

  16. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    cubegleamer
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    It’s a good thing she removed that mole.

  17. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
    JC
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    I don’t care what anyone says, I would totally get me some Drescher. The fact that her piercing, nasal screams would annoy the fuck out of my neighbors would just be icing on the cake.

  18. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    I totally understand her fashion strategy…do anything to draw attention from the face.
    It is a good strategy….I heartily endorse it even though it can never be more than partially successful.

    • Dan

      The thing about Sarah Jessica Parker is that in still photos she looks pretty much like a horse face woman, but in video she looks like this really graceful and fun woman. She flits around. I like her. I admit it.

  19. Kate Winslet Chiambretti Sunday Show
    ds78
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    A little more…

  20. Katy Perry Cleavage
    JosieBelle
    Commented on this photo:

    And the winner for best Thorazine shuffle goes to…

  21. Bethenny Frankel Skinny Legs
    EricLr
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    Please tell me she’s taking a break from a walk-on role on “The Walking Dead”.

  22. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
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    Why the hell doesn’t she just gallop off into the sunset?

  23. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
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    Not pictured: the mini fire extinguisher at the end of her necklace.

  24. Sliver

    She looks miserable. Interesting.

  25. Katherine Heigl Glasses Yellow Jacket
    Bobby
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    No, there is no one following you and yes that is toilet paper sticking out of your pants.

  26. Goldie Hawn Book Signing
    chasin trees smoking bees
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    Look on the bright side, she’ll be dead soon.

  27. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Friday Jones
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    What’s the guy in the back looking at?

  28. Bethenny Frankel Skinny Legs
    cubegleamer
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    Bitch knows how to clear a room.

  29. Kate Winslet Chiambretti Sunday Show
    Chandler
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    What the fuck happened to the tits?

  30. Roseanne Barr
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    “I just came from Mardi Gras in New Orleans where they arrested me for threatening to flash my tits.”

  31. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
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    You know what else is ready to wear? Bridles.

  32. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    karlito
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    your 15 minutes of being a fashion icon are now officially over…now gallop away.

  33. Bethenny Frankel Skinny Legs
    JC
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    A passerby was confused when the creature started ranting about He-Man spoiling everything.

  34. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
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    And now we all know just how easy it is for a beautiful woman to make herself butt ugly.

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    cubegleamer
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    She can’t swim but she won’t drown.

  36. Katherine Heigl Glasses Yellow Jacket
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    I’d take her home to meet Mom.

  37. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    GeorgeWBush
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    Nice to see Carrot Top finally laying off on the steroid

  38. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt saw those eyebrows and a light bulb burned out in her head.

  39. Katherine Heigl Glasses Yellow Jacket
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    Shouldn’t she be doing something with coupons in a cabin somewhere?

  40. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants
    karlito
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    i guess the “accidental” vag lip slip is doing her career good. now show a boob or two.

  41. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Proof that a mature mom can also be super sexy cute.

  42. Goldie Hawn Book Signing
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    This is a book about the amount of time between her waking up and pouring her first drink.

  43. Kate Winslet Chiambretti Sunday Show
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    Wow. Her legs look absolutely edible!

  44. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    karlito
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    SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!!! is A-Rod hiding in the bush looking for his next man/lady to bang.

  45. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants
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    Still a magnificent butt.

  46. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    At least there’s a bit of him that can be proud

  47. Maria Menounos Butt Leather Pants
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    She still has a pretty butt.

  48. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    “I don’t see anything about Puss in fucking Boots anywhere! How long can we stay?”

  49. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    alex
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    LOL He.

  50. Goldie Hawn Book Signing
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Picture taken one second after being asked, “Did you really write it?”

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