The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.7.12

March 7th, 2012 // 527 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Elle Macpherspon joins the growing list of women who are decades older, but infinitely hotter than Lindsay Lohan. Sarah Jessica Parker, however, does not. We also have the most blatant misuse of Miranda Kerr‘s most valuable modeling assets, and Fran Drescher making me start to feel like Kirk Cameron has a point.

Gay stuff. Destroying the foundations of the civilization that created this priceless treasure.

Couldn’t help myself,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katy Perry Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Does the snowcone drip onto the boobs?

    (Is it me or is that ponytail pulled so tight that it’s changed the bone structure of her face?)

  2. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
    dontkillthemessenger
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    One man’s crusade to ruin titties and nipples for future generations.

  3. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
    Cock Dr
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    He must WANT us to comment on his moobs.

  4. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I honestly don’t know what to say. I guess I just feel bad for her this point.

  5. Chris Klein Seann William Scott
    dontkillthemessenger
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    These two go back like Chris Klein’s hair line since the last American Pie. Or his last paycheck. Or his last bit of relevancy.

    Holy shit. I just realized that the star of the cinematic classic “Balls Out” has had more success (other than the redhead from How I Met Your Mother whose name no one knows) than the rest of this group.

  6. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
    Vanessa
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    “My hair looks like a vajayjay and my breasts are pointing straight ahead, if I just purse my lips I’ll be working it hard.”

  7. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When given the choice of these three, the black microphone chose the yenta with an actual vagina.

  8. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    WURD
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    you don’t need to hide my friend, for I am just like you… YES! OH MY GAWSH.

  9. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    Vanessa
    Commented on this photo:

    No, your mom isn’t Ali Sheedy. It was St Elmos Fire, not Breakfast Club.

  10. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The sun not only causes skin damage, but it shrinks breasts too.

  11. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
    YoMamma
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    How cold IS it in London? He could cut glass with those things!

  12. Roseanne Barr
    Vanessa
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    “Go towards the light….” – oh Wait – that’s Rosanne.

  13. Katherine Heigl Glasses Yellow Jacket
    Vanessa
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    Melanie Griffith got a better plastic surgeon finally.

  14. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
    WURD
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    Chocolate iced, with rainbow sprinkles.

  15. Katy Perry Cleavage
    your mom
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    ps. That dye job looks like shit. You should really consider fixing it.

  16. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    (BOING)

    (shakes head)
    Happens every time….

  17. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
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    *looks for the hotness*

    Hmmm…maybe if I use the Zoom feature…

  18. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    your mom
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    The face only a mother can love.

  19. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    Minky Wail
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    So good to see Kennedy from MTV again.

  20. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
    Any Guy
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    that voice would make a lot of dudes ‘gay’.

  21. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    CK
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    It’s like all the mass of her body has been slowly seeping towards her head..

  22. duh

    She’s on her period.. How can I tell?

  23. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    Any Guy
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    she is HEINOUS. WOW.

  24. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    Ell
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    So Skrillex grew his hair back again? I’m confused..

  25. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
    Any Guy
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    I guess if you dump dipping dots all over yourself its considered ‘fashion’ these days. nice.

  26. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
    Minky Wail
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    “Ready to Wear” if you’re Nicki Manaj.

  27. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
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    In “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2,” Veruca Salt returns to the Wonka factory, only to fall into a vat of Dippin’ Dots.

  28. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Any Guy
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    MILF to the 10th power. yummmm.

  29. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Does this chick even exercise anymore?

    Think she rents her ass?

  30. Bethenny Frankel Skinny Legs
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I thought human beings didn’t have exoskeletons.

  31. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
    Ell
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    This just reminds me of that Arrested Development episode where GOB kept talking about how expensive his suits were..

  32. Bethenny Frankel Skinny Legs
    Internet
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    Zelda from Pet Semetary

  33. Katy Perry Cleavage
    bonerspunk
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    Russell Brand has got to have at least 10 or 20 gigs of nude photos of this butterface. All we want is the titty pics…so leak them, she will deny it’s her anyways and we can all enjoy a good fap.

  34. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    He
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    Are those real? Lol

  35. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    EricLr
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    She’s getting ready to audition for the 1996 Lilith Fair.

  36. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
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    Thank God for the horrible hair and fugly face, they’re the only things distracting me from her enormous ass.

  37. Chris Klein Seann William Scott
    EricLr
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    He wants one last picture before it all ends.

  38. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
    EricLr
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    See, not all gay weddings are fun.

  39. Elle Macpherson Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Is that a leather breastplate?

  40. Katy Perry Cleavage
    Hanzel
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    She’s too cute

  41. Fran Drescher Gay Wedding
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    “AH HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAA”

  42. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    EricLr
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    Jesus, I think I’ve seen that thing in my nightmares.

  43. Simon Cowell Nipples Man Boobs
    Beeks
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    You’d think 30 billion dollars would buy you a decent support bra.

  44. Roseanne Barr
    EricLr
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    That’s not even a paparazzo. She’s just yelling at random strangers on the street now.

  45. Miranda Kerr Eyebrow Jewels
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    I bet that’s the last time she takes a money shot from a unicorn.

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker Bra See Through Shirt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    You can see her roots … there, on the end of her arms.

  47. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Pants
    Wayne's World
    Commented on this photo:

    Party on Garth

  48. Katy Perry Cleavage
    Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    HEY GENIUS- Guess what else you missed? Mentioning ANYTHING about Rush Limbaugh! It’s been TWO DAYS! Get with it- we’ve all seen titty pics before.

  49. Katy Perry Cleavage
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    “Hello, I’m the happy-go-lucky Katy Perry. The other dark-and-vicious Katy Perry isn’t here right now. But she’ll show up if anyone irritates me.”

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    I’m schizophrenic.
    And so am I!

  50. Katy Perry Cleavage
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    I haven’t seen that much blue hair since I took your grandma to that rave.

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