Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Elle Macpherspon joins the growing list of women who are decades older, but infinitely hotter than Lindsay Lohan. Sarah Jessica Parker, however, does not. We also have the most blatant misuse of Miranda Kerr‘s most valuable modeling assets, and Fran Drescher making me start to feel like Kirk Cameron has a point.
Gay stuff. Destroying the foundations of the civilization that created this priceless treasure.
Couldn’t help myself,
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Does the snowcone drip onto the boobs?
(Is it me or is that ponytail pulled so tight that it’s changed the bone structure of her face?)
if it’s not, i’ll make it so.
It’s what we call the “Croydon face lift”
One man’s crusade to ruin titties and nipples for future generations.
He must WANT us to comment on his moobs.
If you had tits like that you’d put em out there too.
Comment on? Perhaps he wants us to do something else to his moobies.
Are they turning anyone else on? Hope it’s not just me. :(
I honestly don’t know what to say. I guess I just feel bad for her this point.
+1
My dad was pretty diplomatic, and when he was referring to someone notably unattractive, he’d say something like ‘yes, the unfortunate woman seated at our table’.
So, I will follow his example and refer to her as ‘unfortunate looking’.
I feel pretty unfortunate for having to look at her, too.
I’ve never heard my brother ever call any woman ugly. Except for Rumer Willis.
These two go back like Chris Klein’s hair line since the last American Pie. Or his last paycheck. Or his last bit of relevancy.
Holy shit. I just realized that the star of the cinematic classic “Balls Out” has had more success (other than the redhead from How I Met Your Mother whose name no one knows) than the rest of this group.
Lots of people know who Alyson Hannigan is, sorry to burst your bubble.
True that.
“My hair looks like a vajayjay and my breasts are pointing straight ahead, if I just purse my lips I’ll be working it hard.”
When given the choice of these three, the black microphone chose the yenta with an actual vagina.
you don’t need to hide my friend, for I am just like you… YES! OH MY GAWSH.
No, your mom isn’t Ali Sheedy. It was St Elmos Fire, not Breakfast Club.
The sun not only causes skin damage, but it shrinks breasts too.
How cold IS it in London? He could cut glass with those things!
“Go towards the light….” – oh Wait – that’s Rosanne.
LOL, there is no peace in her light.
Melanie Griffith got a better plastic surgeon finally.
Chocolate iced, with rainbow sprinkles.
ps. That dye job looks like shit. You should really consider fixing it.
(BOING)
(shakes head)
Happens every time….
Hey look everybody, Alex Rodriguez writes comments at The Superficial!
Ha.
*looks for the hotness*
Hmmm…maybe if I use the Zoom feature…
Her hair is pretty.
She’s really hot for a woman who’s got the decolletage of a Boca Raton retiree.
Her extensions do look good.
The face only a mother can love.
Don’t count on it.
Rocky Dennis?
Maybe that is why she tried to kill herself
So good to see Kennedy from MTV again.
Kennedy’s prettier. Today.
that voice would make a lot of dudes ‘gay’.
It’s like all the mass of her body has been slowly seeping towards her head..
She’s on her period.. How can I tell?
…Okay I’ll bite— how???
The dress was white when she entered the room and it’s now pink?
Swollen boobs – although I disagree, it doesn’t look like she’s retaining water to me. You guys need to either take biology or live with a woman for more than a month.
You win!
Hey man, let’s meet for coffee one day you can teach me all about women.
You can tell she’s on her period because you’re Russell Brand.
C’mon, every man with a highly developed survival instinct knows the signs – or should. If he’s really prepared he has both a stash of chocolate, a DVD of “The Notebook” and a secondary exit escape plan handy.
she is HEINOUS. WOW.
So Skrillex grew his hair back again? I’m confused..
and corny
I guess if you dump dipping dots all over yourself its considered ‘fashion’ these days. nice.
What’ll you see what she vagazzled herself with.
“Ready to Wear” if you’re Nicki Manaj.
In “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2,” Veruca Salt returns to the Wonka factory, only to fall into a vat of Dippin’ Dots.
MILF to the 10th power. yummmm.
Does this chick even exercise anymore?
Think she rents her ass?
Exercise? Great idea. Maybe she can Jumping Jack me off.
I thought human beings didn’t have exoskeletons.
This just reminds me of that Arrested Development episode where GOB kept talking about how expensive his suits were..
Zelda from Pet Semetary
+10!
Damn she gave me nightmares.
Russell Brand has got to have at least 10 or 20 gigs of nude photos of this butterface. All we want is the titty pics…so leak them, she will deny it’s her anyways and we can all enjoy a good fap.
Are those real? Lol
Those my friend are the latest in 5mph impact resistant bumpers – “Imported from Detroit”
She’s getting ready to audition for the 1996 Lilith Fair.
Thank God for the horrible hair and fugly face, they’re the only things distracting me from her enormous ass.
He wants one last picture before it all ends.
See, not all gay weddings are fun.
Is that a leather breastplate?
no, it’s just pure skin cancer.
It’s called being white, something you obviously have no understanding of, Pedro.
And being white myself, I am aware of this invention called sunscreen.
She’s too cute
You mean she’s Two cute. As in on a scale of 1 to 10 for being cute, she’s as two cute.
“AH HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAA”
Jesus, I think I’ve seen that thing in my nightmares.
Night-MARE is right.
+1
You’d think 30 billion dollars would buy you a decent support bra.
That’s not even a paparazzo. She’s just yelling at random strangers on the street now.
and throwing cats
ha!
I bet that’s the last time she takes a money shot from a unicorn.
Nice one
Lawl.
Actually, it was Rainbow Bright’s horse.
nice!
Such artistic aim too!
You can see her roots … there, on the end of her arms.
Party on Garth
HEY GENIUS- Guess what else you missed? Mentioning ANYTHING about Rush Limbaugh! It’s been TWO DAYS! Get with it- we’ve all seen titty pics before.
Please don’t encourage him.
Slut.
^5 Mike
Yeah, usually this is the perfect place for political commentary and not for a bunch of pesky titties.
“Hello, I’m the happy-go-lucky Katy Perry. The other dark-and-vicious Katy Perry isn’t here right now. But she’ll show up if anyone irritates me.”
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’m schizophrenic.
And so am I!
I haven’t seen that much blue hair since I took your grandma to that rave.
Oh yeah? Well your grandma is so black, when she goes to night school, they mark her absent.