The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.27.13

March 27th, 2013 // 280 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that on account of that lead pic has me 100% positive there’s no male reading these words. With that in mind, ladies, I still think there’s plenty in here to entertain you as well. For example, you know how you hate Phoebe Price for just being Phoebe Price? Yeah, keep doing that, but now add in because she poses in front of people possibly dying in car crashes. Then take a lesson from Kimberly Snyder and don’t bang David Spade, who clearly indicated to her how many days he’s into his most recent outbreak. Finally, learn the Flying Assclap Of Death from Coco, so your man stops checking out every ass in his peripherals.

He won’t, but seriously, would it kill you to try something new? (Disclaimer: It might literally kill you to try this),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Beard Walking Dogs
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Who is walking who? Are the toy dogs walking the hound, or is the hound dog walking the toys?

  2. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Huge Dog Twitter
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Why is she doing this? Have the massive amounts of superficial attention she’s already received in life not been enough?

  3. Coco Butt Thong Pole Dancing
    jdo
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    Kim K wishes she was like Coco

  4. Heidi Klum Cleavage Retro Modeling Picture Twitter
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    When did Sandra Bullock buy a set like that?

  5. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Beard Walking Dogs
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    “Got to find an electrified manhole cover.”

  6. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    “Sir this isn’t a parking meter. Please do not put any more quarters in the slot.”

  7. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
    tito
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    no way that’s a real car accident. no skid marks, no damage to the car or the parked cars. I’m guessing staged for a movie or photo shoot.

  8. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
    Cock Dr
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    Well that was a disturbing Final Five.

  9. Adriana Lima Side Boob Second Annual Brazil Foundation Gala
    TinCanMan
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    She has nothing on my beautiful wife. HAHAHA I crack myself up…

  10. David Spade Kimberly Snyder The Beauty Detox Foods Book Launch Party
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    “I talked to her for two minutes before she told me to fuck off.”

  11. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
    man'ti
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    Seriously, if you and the other websites would quit posting her crap pictures, she would just crawl back into whatever crevice she same from – I know it’s tough to look away from a train wreck like her, but do it for the children!

  12. Serena Williams Huge Butt Spandex Shorts Sony Ericsson Open
    FeralB
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    That’s no moon…

  13. Tom Cruise Oblivion Promotion
    cc
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    Did you just call me ‘enano’?

  14. Coco Butt Thong Pole Dancing
    cc
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    She’s actually drilling an oil well.

  15. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
    cc
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    ‘Ye who pulls the sword from the stone will have the power to bequeath the power to provoke mirth in the common man’…so pull on that fuckin thing!

  16. Helen Mirren Damian Lewis Prince Charles The Princes Trust & Samsung Celebrate Success Awards
    cc
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    I want to know what that woman sees on the back of Damian Lewis’ head? Jon Hamm’s penis?

  17. Kylie Gillies Legs Slit Dress Cleavage Prix De Marie Claire Awards
    cc
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    What a witch.

  18. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Beard Walking Dogs
    cc
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    Didn’t we agree that the only Baldwin that was going to appear on these pages from now on is Ireland?

  19. Helen Mirren Damian Lewis Prince Charles The Princes Trust & Samsung Celebrate Success Awards
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    Prince Charles… fuck yeah!

  20. Adriana Lima Side Boob Second Annual Brazil Foundation Gala
    cc
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    I shudder to think of how stupefied I’d look if I met her in person.

  21. Draya Michele Wardrobe Malfunction Side Boob Butt Booty Shorts
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    It looks like these women just lie there and let the guy do whatever they want in tattoo parlors, too.

  22. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    What precisely is he listening to with that stethoscope?

  23. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    Ah. Now it makes total sense…

    ¯\(°_o)/¯

  24. Britney Spears Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    It took 12 pillar candles to make each cankle.

  25. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
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    She is not using that sybian correctly…

  26. David Spade Kimberly Snyder The Beauty Detox Foods Book Launch Party
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    “Hey, I paid for 2 hours…TWO…so wait your turn”

  27. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Huge Dog Twitter
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    That dog has seen better days.

  28. Shauna Sand Cleavage
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    I love how the guy behind her can’t keep a straight face. He knows he’s taking home first prize from the hoggin’ party.

  29. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    He does not seem like a very good doctor.

  30. Shauna Sand Cleavage
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    It’s unusual to see the puppeteer appear in a photograph. They usually stay so well hidden on the Muppet Show.

  31. Adriana Lima Side Boob Second Annual Brazil Foundation Gala
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    They really captured the crazy!

  32. Kylie Gillies Legs Slit Dress Cleavage Prix De Marie Claire Awards
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    Just a little something I throw on after 30 minutes in the tanning booth.

  33. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    He looks ghetto. And super slimy.

  34. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
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    What a fucking douchebag.

  35. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Beard Walking Dogs
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    He’s pissed because we were able to catch the exact moment when he realized he was pussy-whipped.

  36. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Beard Walking Dogs
    RandyGoatRadio
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    I had no idea pigs could walk dogs that well. Kudos Swineman!

  37. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
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    It would work faster if she took her shirt off, or at least dressed like a girl. However, judging from the blob of iron she caught in her left hand, the anvil came anyway. Must be her can-do attitude, and maybe a little dirty talking that did the trick.

  38. Serena Williams Huge Butt Spandex Shorts Sony Ericsson Open
    Asiah
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    Gorgeous!

  39. Fifty Shades Of Grey Musical Parody
    Pandakeeper
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    There is a better parody of Fifty Shades of Gray called Spank.

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