The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.27.13

March 27th, 2013 // 280 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that on account of that lead pic has me 100% positive there’s no male reading these words. With that in mind, ladies, I still think there’s plenty in here to entertain you as well. For example, you know how you hate Phoebe Price for just being Phoebe Price? Yeah, keep doing that, but now add in because she poses in front of people possibly dying in car crashes. Then take a lesson from Kimberly Snyder and don’t bang David Spade, who clearly indicated to her how many days he’s into his most recent outbreak. Finally, learn the Flying Assclap Of Death from Coco, so your man stops checking out every ass in his peripherals.

He won’t, but seriously, would it kill you to try something new? (Disclaimer: It might literally kill you to try this),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
    tlmck
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    Somewhere Jennifer Garner just punched Ben Affleck.

  2. Serena Williams Huge Butt Spandex Shorts Sony Ericsson Open
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    Butt cheeks like a rhinoceros.

  3. Coco Butt Thong Pole Dancing
    HardyHarHar
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    Her Gyno told her airing out her crotch several hrs a day helps cut down on that yeasty crust build-up.

  4. Melanie Ribbie Cleavage Second Annual Brazil Foundation Gala
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    Legs de Nice

  5. Kylie Gillies Legs Slit Dress Cleavage Prix De Marie Claire Awards
    tlmck
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    That was one powerful queef.

  6. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Beard Walking Dogs
    HardyHarHar
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    You sir are officially whipped!

  7. Shauna Sand Cleavage
    Inky Black
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    Lady, I don’t know who you are, but you’re a mess.
    A fucking freak even.

  8. Shauna Sand Cleavage
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    Not MTV, CTV: all Cindy, all the time. I think you hear me knocking, and I’m coming in, and I got a box of Eskimo pies with me.

  9. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Huge Dog Twitter
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    Not MTV, CTV: all Cindy, all the time. I think you hear me knocking, and I’m coming in, and I got a box of Eskimo pies with me.

  10. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Beard Walking Dogs
    tlmck
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    Good to see he’s found work. However, he’s gonna need to add a few more dogs to make any real money.

  11. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    Damn, they don’t even do this in a hospital anymore? Alright, where do I sign.

  12. Serena Williams Huge Butt Spandex Shorts Sony Ericsson Open
    tlmck
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    Has been contacted by a few NFL teams to play linebacker when he retires from tennis.

  13. Shauna Sand Cleavage
    tlmck
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    Who goes to their plastic surgeon and says “Give me the Donatella Versace”?

  14. Shauna Sand Cleavage
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    Quack quack, quack quack !!!

  15. Britney Spears Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t know if you can be arrested for sodomizing a wax figure. but that guy will let us know tomorrow.

  16. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
    alex
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    I’ve never seen a train wreck pose in front of a car wreck before.

  17. Serena Williams Huge Butt Spandex Shorts Sony Ericsson Open
    Vladimir
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    I’ve always admired the work of R. Crumb…

  18. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Wait—there are sizes higher than 2?”

  19. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Beard Walking Dogs
    ThisWillHurt
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    “‘Walking the adorable dogs will calm you down’ they said. ‘It’ll improve you image after that whole “coon” thing’ they said. I’ll take that over walking these rats in public.”

  20. Serena Williams Huge Butt Spandex Shorts Sony Ericsson Open
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    I bet you Brett Ratner left a shrimp or two in there.

  21. Shauna Sand Cleavage
    bigalkie
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    Every asshole loser hangs out at Bootsy Bellows…

  22. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
    ThisWillHurt
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    She’s a Time Lord?

  23. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
    Sheppy
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    “Oooooh Car crash! Yay!”

  24. Heidi Klum Cleavage Retro Modeling Picture Twitter
    Mama Pinkus
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    this gal has kids – doesn’t she have more important things to do than act like a ‘ho 24×7 ???

  25. Kylie Gillies Legs Slit Dress Cleavage Prix De Marie Claire Awards
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    Almost a great photo.

  26. Amy Smart Nipples No Bra
    MIRV
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    I prefer Elizabeth Smart.

  27. Tom Cruise Oblivion Promotion
    catapostrophe
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    “Tell us, Tom–do you think short gay people should enjoy the same rights as regular gay people in the U.S.?”

  28. Tom Cruise Oblivion Promotion
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I was told I’d be considered tall here . . . Someone on my staff needs to be fired.”

  29. Heidi Klum Cleavage Retro Modeling Picture Twitter
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    Tits.

    Yes, tits.

  30. David Spade Kimberly Snyder The Beauty Detox Foods Book Launch Party
    Rob
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    Is she always cross-eyed like that?

  31. Coco Butt Thong Pole Dancing
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    Cow.

    Yes, Cow.

  32. Heidi Klum Cleavage Retro Modeling Picture Twitter
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    I see boobs, but I smell DESPERATION.

  33. Tom Cruise Oblivion Promotion
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    Oblivious promoting Oblivion. Perfect.

  34. Shauna Sand Cleavage
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    Picasso.

    Yes. PIcasso.

  35. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
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    It’s good that she didn’t forget to cup the balls.

  36. Fifty Shades Of Grey Musical Parody
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    Are those special Parkinson’s pants Michael J. Fox is wearing?

  37. Helen Mirren Damian Lewis Prince Charles The Princes Trust & Samsung Celebrate Success Awards
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    “In order to perfect our country, I agree that Gingers like him should be euthanized.”

    Wow, that’s harsh Helen and Chuckie. Harsh.

  38. Shauna Sand Cleavage
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    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

    “Roadhouse!”
    Peter Griffin.

  39. Helen Mirren Damian Lewis Prince Charles The Princes Trust & Samsung Celebrate Success Awards
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    “So, yes, Carrie IS a little batshit, but that doesn’t stop her from being a good field agent. My guess is that she’ll be promoted now that Saul is in charge, your Highness.”

  40. Britney Spears Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    At least this wax figure has the benefit off not being tainted by Federline.

  41. Coco Butt Thong Pole Dancing
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    She’s practicing a Tae Kwon Do move on the off chance she gets into a fight with Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

  42. Heidi Klum Cleavage Retro Modeling Picture Twitter
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    Sexy as hell!

  43. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
    Kojak
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    10/10

  44. Tom Cruise Oblivion Promotion
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    “Tom, step up out of that hole and talk to us…what? Oh, you’re not? Oops…”

  45. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
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    How I the hell did that anus end up with a gorgeous woman like Olivia Wilde? Sometimes I think there is no God.

  46. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
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    Little Doggie Thought Bubble: “Fer Christsake, Lady, this is embarrassing…let’s get the fuck out of here.”

  47. Tom Cruise Oblivion Promotion
    Toe Jam
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    “If this microphone comes on my face, I’m gonna have to put my out-ethics on you, Thetan! Don’t fuck with a level OT VIII.”

  48. Coco Butt Thong Pole Dancing
    Toe Jam
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    Not to be outdone by Tilda Swinton, Coco does a striper pole dance in an atrium. (It’s for art…so, it makes sense).

  49. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
    Toe Jam
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    “If you gave a stronger hand job, this wouldn’t be happening!!”

  50. Fifty Shades Of Grey Musical Parody
    Toe Jam
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    On this episode of Bachelor Pad.

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