The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.27.13

March 27th, 2013 // 280 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that on account of that lead pic has me 100% positive there’s no male reading these words. With that in mind, ladies, I still think there’s plenty in here to entertain you as well. For example, you know how you hate Phoebe Price for just being Phoebe Price? Yeah, keep doing that, but now add in because she poses in front of people possibly dying in car crashes. Then take a lesson from Kimberly Snyder and don’t bang David Spade, who clearly indicated to her how many days he’s into his most recent outbreak. Finally, learn the Flying Assclap Of Death from Coco, so your man stops checking out every ass in his peripherals.

He won’t, but seriously, would it kill you to try something new? (Disclaimer: It might literally kill you to try this),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Fifty Shades Of Grey Musical Parody
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    Which one of these chicks is going to take it up the butt.

  2. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Huge Dog Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    A very sick and twisted mind could read a lot into this photo.
    Looking fab as always Ms C.

  3. David Spade Kimberly Snyder The Beauty Detox Foods Book Launch Party
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    Keep him at arms length.

  4. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
    Inner Retard
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    When you have to choose between looking at her or having an accident evidently it’s not even a question.

  5. Helen Mirren Damian Lewis Prince Charles The Princes Trust & Samsung Celebrate Success Awards
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    Miss Mirren’s greatest performance ever: pretending to give a crap while listening to The Grand Poohbah of AssHats

  6. Helen Mirren Damian Lewis Prince Charles The Princes Trust & Samsung Celebrate Success Awards
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    “Oh you did such a wonderful job playing me Mum, I almost started planning to eliminate you and take the throne for myself”

  7. Tom Cruise Oblivion Promotion
    Icehawg
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    Well hello…maybe this isn’t a tuna-fest after all. Buenos Aires, you just got interesting.

  8. Kylie Gillies Legs Slit Dress Cleavage Prix De Marie Claire Awards
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    Have I mentioned how much I love the air?

  9. Shauna Sand Cleavage
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    Hey dude in the back, did you ever think you’d be lowering your standards this much?

    That ain’t nuthin’ to be smiling about.

  10. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Beard Walking Dogs
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    Is this all he does now that “30 Rock” is over?

  11. David Spade Kimberly Snyder The Beauty Detox Foods Book Launch Party
    Inner Retard
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    - Piggyback ride, twice!
    - (mumbling through her teeth) I told you, toching me in public costs extra!!

  12. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
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    The only thing wrong with those legs is that they’re not wrapped around my head right now.

  13. David Spade Kimberly Snyder The Beauty Detox Foods Book Launch Party
    Icehawg
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    I am pretty sure I have seen happy before…and she is doing it wrong.

  14. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Huge Dog Twitter
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    Still looks good, but black and white has lied to me before.

  15. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
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    This picture would have been better if she were plunging a sword into the heart of Justin Bieber.

  16. Shauna Sand Cleavage
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    She used to be so beautiful.

  17. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
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    What kind of asshole poses in front of a bad car accident?

  18. Amy Smart Nipples No Bra
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    She’s still as cute as ever. I totally would.

  19. Draya Michele Wardrobe Malfunction Side Boob Butt Booty Shorts
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    Fuck your ugly tattoos.

  20. Shauna Sand Cleavage
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    Did he just get some or is he about to get some?

  21. Draya Michele Wardrobe Malfunction Side Boob Butt Booty Shorts
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    Another gorgeous woman ruined by shitty tattoos.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      You needn’t have used the word “shitty”. It goes without saying a tattoo on a woman is shitty.

  22. Adriana Lima Side Boob Second Annual Brazil Foundation Gala
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    One of the sexiest VS models ever.

  23. Helen Mirren Damian Lewis Prince Charles The Princes Trust & Samsung Celebrate Success Awards
    Inner Retard
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    I understand this celebrity thing is all the rave lately. Could you arrange a meeting? I could be a player. Did I say that right?

  24. Britney Spears Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    Should have known it was a wax figure, looked way too good to be the real Britney.

  25. Britney Spears Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    Was this wax figure made 10 years ago when she was still hot?

  26. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    This guy is the douchiest douchebag on the planet. He may be douchier than Mario Lopez or Will i Am. And the fucker is just creepy.

  27. Britney Spears Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    The wax figure has a higher I.Q. than the real one.

  28. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    Just an embarrassment to the medical field.

  29. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
    Inner Retard
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    Do you have this in a size -2? I put on a few pounds.

  30. Renee Bargh Cleavage Legs The Beauty Detox Foods Book Launch Party
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    Never heard of her, but she looks good.

  31. Melanie Ribbie Cleavage Second Annual Brazil Foundation Gala
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    Nice legs.

  32. Melanie Ribbie Cleavage Second Annual Brazil Foundation Gala
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Ahhh, what the hell.
    Nice Legs

  33. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Disneyland
    Little Tongue
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    - C’mon… Beat it nice and hard, like your life depends on it…
    - What?

  34. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
    Inner Retard
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    I take fat out of her ass and inject it into her cheeks. It will give her a flat ass and a moon pie face… and they actually want that.

  35. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    If he did that to Kim Kardashian, he would hear the screams of Kylie and Kendall’s innocence before they’re sucked into the void where Kim’s heart used to be.

  36. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
    Josephus
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    Isn’t this the perfect summation of Los Angeles? A car flips, and the bitch in the fancy wardrobe can barely be bothered to turn around. And the woman didn’t look, either.

  37. David Spade Kimberly Snyder The Beauty Detox Foods Book Launch Party
    Josephus
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    Yeah, not what Bob Barker meant when he told her to have her pussy spayed.

  38. Britney Spears Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    HardyHarHar
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    I wasn’t aware Jorin VanderSloot was pulling community service at a NYC wax museum.

  39. Helen Mirren Damian Lewis Prince Charles The Princes Trust & Samsung Celebrate Success Awards
    Josephus
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    Sergeant Brody is totally thinking about blowing up that vagina.

    (Did I use it right, Amanda?)

  40. Kylie Gillies Legs Slit Dress Cleavage Prix De Marie Claire Awards
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    Krikey, I almost exposed me kangaroo pouch!

  41. Renee Bargh Cleavage Legs The Beauty Detox Foods Book Launch Party
    HardyHarHar
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    It must work cuz she’s flushed out every tiny bit of beauty she ever had.

  42. Melanie Ribbie Cleavage Second Annual Brazil Foundation Gala
    Josephus
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    What do you guys think of her legs?

  43. Shauna Sand Cleavage
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    Hey! Isn’t this from that episode of Two and a Half Men where she gets plastic surgery on her lips? That was hilarious!

  44. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
    HardyHarHar
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    Damn he’s a creepy ass dreg. He makes you want a shower. Where’s Chris Hanson when you need him? Please girl, just scream “FIRE” and run like hell!

  45. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
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    How does he get the feathers to stay where they are?

  46. Coco Butt Thong Pole Dancing
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    I wish my farts would blast me that high…

  47. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
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    Paramedics first on the scene on the scene rushed to help her, assuming from her face she was partially ejected and crushed by the rolling vehicle

  48. Heidi Klum Cleavage Retro Modeling Picture Twitter
    chicka
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    eh..

  49. Dr Robert Rey Brazillian Model Public Plastic Surgery Demonstration
    HardyHarHar
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    Too late:(

  50. Coco Butt Thong Pole Dancing
    tlmck
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    That must be one heavy duty pole.

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