The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.26.14

March 26th, 2014 // 385 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m gonna cut right to the chase and tell you that weird-ass TV show El Hormiguero somehow got David Hasselhoff to shove his face in a guy’s bare ass. Does this man poop Big Macs? Is there a liquor store in his colon? I know I should probably be at least reference Skeeter McNasty‘s wet work fetish up there, or how a would-be heroic cab driver could have saved me from ever having to watch Two For The Money, but when you get The Hoff all up in some man butt without even a strategically placed (Yes, dangling from testicles, duh.) beer can on a string, you get all my attention.

Hey brain? Let’s never consciously uncouple from this beautiful image, for the childrens’ sake,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Salma Hayek Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    Damn…..

  2. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Celebrity Apprentice Set
    Heywood Jablomie
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    knife-hand

  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger Leering At Young Woman Sabotage Screening
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    “Dit it hurt…when you fell from heffen? I saw it werk on a commershal dis weekent.”

  4. Danica McKellar Butt Yoga Pants Ugg Boots DWTS Practice
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    I thought she’d be driving a MINI Cooper.

  5. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans
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    That one rogue pinky toe is doing it’s best to get away, but no such luck.

  6. Judge Joe Brown Mugshot Contempt Of Court Arrest
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    I was released on my own recognizi… recognoz… recognization.

  7. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra Perfume Ad Instagram
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    And with new Miracle Grow for tits, just two sprays a day and anyone can develop nipples the size of tea saucers. Mmm, sauce.

  8. Peter Dinklage Fingerless Gloves The Late Show
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    Yes yes, I said FIVE injections of HGH. Let’s do this.

  9. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty See Through Dress Chateau Marmont
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    There’s no vodka at this table. Do you know anyone else here? First, let me take another selfie.

  10. Robin Thicke Gold Microphone EXPRESS Times Square Grand Opening Event
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    Great gig – the “entertainment” at the opening of some crap ass clothes store. Yeah, his career is skyrocketing!

  11. Joan Rivers Wonky Eyes LAX
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    At 80 she still looks better than Kim K.

  12. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    So wait, is this Chelsea Handler or Jenny McCarthy?

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger Leering At Young Woman Sabotage Screening
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    “Your clothes … give them to me. I’m sure they’ll fit.”

  14. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
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    You can smell the STDs from here.

  15. Robin Thicke Gold Microphone EXPRESS Times Square Grand Opening Event
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    Huh, I didn’t know EXPRESS had the kind of entertainment budget to hire Robin Thicke.

  16. Kira Dikhtyar Swimsuit
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    Model has become such a catch-all term these days.

  17. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
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    So she’s a spitter too? So much for finding a redeeming value for this ratchet.

  18. Kira Dikhtyar Swimsuit
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    I’d annex her crimea

  19. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans
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    You know someone’s a bitch when she can give you the “cabrón” horns with her foot.

  20. Janice Dickinson Discolored Face Weird Cheekbone
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    I suppose I’m not entirely surprised that Boy George would end up working in cosmetics.

  21. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
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    Well I guess that answers everyone’s question

  22. Katherine Heigl Squatting In Front Of Cab State Of Affairs Set
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    “please let the taxi run her over, please let the taxi run her over, please let the taxi run her over….”

  23. Katherine Heigl Squatting In Front Of Cab State Of Affairs Set
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    Director: “Katherine, this shot calls for the absence of pompous, overpaid, ungrateful, untalented massive egos so I am going to need you to kneel down further.”

  24. Judge Joe Brown Mugshot Contempt Of Court Arrest
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    I AM…THE LAW!

  25. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    Why, I oughta….

    Now we know who capped Tony Soprano

  26. Arnold Schwarzenegger Leering At Young Woman Sabotage Screening
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    She’s a much prettier wookie

  27. Kira Dikhtyar Swimsuit
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    Borat would wear that swimsuit better

  28. Billy Crystal Shoving Sandwich Into Mouth Clippers Game
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    How come the kids don’t call…how come the kids don’t call?

  29. Jada Pinkett Smith Red Bangs Gotham Set
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    She’s having quite the mid-life crisis. She needs Will to put her in one of his movies where she is the hot one.

  30. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
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    she has the worst body ever, so unflattering. EAT.

  31. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Coke Eyes Red Unlaced Boots Fatal Attraction Press Night
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    OH MY GOD why does he do this? for real? :/

  32. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
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    Billy Ray found the Hallow Man serum.

  33. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra Perfume Ad Instagram
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    for once she didnt photoshop her arms into toothpicks?

  34. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    fuck that lady

  35. Kira Dikhtyar Swimsuit
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    fucking gross body

  36. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans
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    anorexia cha cha cha

  37. Peter Dinklage Fingerless Gloves The Late Show
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    Words are like bullets.

  38. Peter Dinklage Fingerless Gloves The Late Show
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    “Low five!”

  39. Peter Dinklage Fingerless Gloves The Late Show
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    OMG!!! They got him little gloves to wear!!!!! SOOOO CUUUTE

  40. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans
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    Some people work their ass off, she froze it off.

  41. Joe Jonas Checking Out Dude In Front Of Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
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    Joe Jonas with his girlfriend Ivanahava Pretendname

  42. Federica Torti Bikini Cartwheel
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    Ewww. She has 4 toes.

  43. Jimmy Carter Yellow Teeth Crazy Smile Book Promotion
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    Because “I sucked at being president” wasn’t a marketable title.

  44. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    Pie Face, because Butter Face just isn’t true.

  45. Serena Williams Surprised Face Sony Ericsson Open
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    What do you mean I have a Y chromosome?

  46. Coco Huge Ass Tight Pants Instagram
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    Gross. it’s like a normal woman with a shellfish allergy spent a weekend at Red Lobster

  47. Janice Dickinson Discolored Face Weird Cheekbone
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    With a fucked up face like that, maybe its time to be become a freedom fighter named V.

  48. Joan Rivers Wonky Eyes LAX
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    Hey, its fucked up face day on the TCWM!

  49. Federica Torti Bikini Cartwheel
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    We need Elizabeth Berkley to come and show her how to really perform a warble.

  50. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty See Through Dress Chateau Marmont
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    Even she is grossed out by her.

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