The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.26.14

March 26th, 2014 // 385 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m gonna cut right to the chase and tell you that weird-ass TV show El Hormiguero somehow got David Hasselhoff to shove his face in a guy’s bare ass. Does this man poop Big Macs? Is there a liquor store in his colon? I know I should probably be at least reference Skeeter McNasty‘s wet work fetish up there, or how a would-be heroic cab driver could have saved me from ever having to watch Two For The Money, but when you get The Hoff all up in some man butt without even a strategically placed (Yes, dangling from testicles, duh.) beer can on a string, you get all my attention.

Hey brain? Let’s never consciously uncouple from this beautiful image, for the childrens’ sake,

- Photo Boy

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  1. David Hasselhoff Staring At Guys Bare Ass El Hormiguero
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    “Yeah, thumb up is really the only way I can do it.”

  2. Katherine Heigl Squatting In Front Of Cab State Of Affairs Set
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    If Katherine Heigl let her PA behind the wheel of that cab, this would be the last photo taken of her.

  3. Jimmy Carter Yellow Teeth Crazy Smile Book Promotion
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    “I wish I had read this book before I was elected President.”

  4. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Celebrity Apprentice Set
    Rosie O.
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    “No, Miley, I’m gonna do my thumb like THIS!”

  5. Joan Rivers Wonky Eyes LAX
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    looks like someone got a new nose…michael jackson version.

  6. Janice Dickinson Discolored Face Weird Cheekbone
    Inner Retard
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    Ironic. People get plastic surgery to cover up their looks. Then get makeup to cover up the plastic surgery. Why not just cut out the middle man and go for makeup?

  7. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
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    That’s some impressive distance. I love her mouth, except when it “sings”.

  8. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans The Today Show Performance
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    There’s a whole lot of honesty in this picture.

  9. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Coke Eyes Red Unlaced Boots Fatal Attraction Press Night
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    Guaranteed that pap has an eight ball in his pocket.

  10. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra Perfume Ad Instagram
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    “And if this fits, we’ll move on to a bottle of wine.”

  11. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty See Through Dress Chateau Marmont
    Joe Blow
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    “God, my gunt is killing me.”

  12. Stacy Keibler Nipples Legs Miniskirt
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    Isn’t it a little far from the Apocalypse to be donning Road Warrior gear?

  13. Joan Rivers Wonky Eyes LAX
    Inner Retard
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    And she has the nerve to criticize anyone!

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger Leering At Young Woman Sabotage Screening
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    “Das she clean houzez?”

  15. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Celebrity Apprentice Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I see they’re not even bothering with the “Celebrity” pretense anymore.

  16. Billy Crystal Shoving Sandwich Into Mouth Clippers Game
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    No one will have what he’s having.

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger Leering At Young Woman Sabotage Screening
    The Mind of a Governator
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    …she’s got the long legs and the big butt and the wide mouth and all these things…

  18. Katherine Heigl Squatting In Front Of Cab State Of Affairs Set
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    I doesn’t matter if you hide, Katherine. Your bitchiness can be felt miles away.

  19. Judge Joe Brown Mugshot Contempt Of Court Arrest
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    When did the cops start using Photo Booth?

  20. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra Perfume Ad Instagram
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    “Whatever the hell perfume this is: he’ll pretend to notice it when you tell him it’s special.”

  21. Arnold Schwarzenegger Leering At Young Woman Sabotage Screening
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This will be the first white guy Khloe has banged.

  22. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Celebrity Apprentice Set
    meeps!
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    “Yeah. Silent Bob, your a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you’re cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.”

  23. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
    Eejut
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    Billy Ray said she spits.

  24. Robin Thicke Gold Microphone EXPRESS Times Square Grand Opening Event
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    “You’d be perfect for me if I was still married.”

  25. Joe Jonas Checking Out Dude In Front Of Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
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    That look on her face shows she so sick of his shit.

  26. Serena Williams Surprised Face Sony Ericsson Open
    meeps!
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    “Hulk, smash!”

  27. Angelina Jolie Cleavage New Fake Boobs Maddox Zahara LAX
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    Zahara looks like she’s still waiting to be rescued.

  28. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    Remember ladies: if you’re going to botox your face to hockey rink-like smoothness, don’t leave the neck just hanging there like a windsock.

  29. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
    Beltliner
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    I don’t even know what’s happening here, but Brundelfly is going to be mighty mad that you got his transporter pods wet.

  30. Prince Charles Photobombed By Little Kid
    Kate
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    Laurence Pemberton III was new to the the fourth grade in Granville, West Virginia, but he made an effort to dress in a way that fit in with the other kids.

  31. David Hasselhoff Staring At Guys Bare Ass El Hormiguero
    Beltliner
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    These are not the cheeseburgers you’re looking for.

  32. Arnold Schwarzenegger Leering At Young Woman Sabotage Screening
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    There’s two ways this can end: with or without a paternity suit.

  33. Prince Charles Photobombed By Little Kid
    Tooter Von Toots III
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    Mom, his farts do not smell like cotton candy!

  34. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty See Through Dress Chateau Marmont
    Salty Ropes
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    She wins for the perpetual look of “and with no warning he came in my mouth!”

  35. Katherine Heigl Squatting In Front Of Cab State Of Affairs Set
    Beltliner
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    Dropping a deuce between two parked cars. Always classy.

    Has her career slid so far they won’t give her a trailer to poop in?

  36. Serena Williams Surprised Face Sony Ericsson Open
    Pete
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    Just above the hemline is a smaller version of the same face.

  37. Prince Charles Photobombed By Little Kid
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    Who put a wig and glasses on that potato?

  38. Janice Dickinson Discolored Face Weird Cheekbone
    Phil
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    “uh…do we even have an orbital sander???”

  39. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty See Through Dress Chateau Marmont
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    She’s aging like a compost bin.

  40. Joan Rivers Wonky Eyes LAX
    Melissa
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    When she’s hungover she struggles to glue her features on correctly in the morning.

  41. Serena Williams Surprised Face Sony Ericsson Open
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    Has anyone else noticed how we never see Serena Williams and Patrick Ewing at the same time?

  42. Prince Charles Photobombed By Little Kid
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    “Ay Mum! Get en eyeful of dis! Dis is how royal chicken look!”

  43. Janice Dickinson Discolored Face Weird Cheekbone
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    ‘Genuine concern’ is not a good thing to see on a makeup artist’s face.

  44. Joe Jonas Checking Out Dude In Front Of Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
    charlesatlas
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    Shouldnt her title be spelled like this “girlfriend?”

  45. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Awful,” she thought. “These paparazzi are almost as bad as having to pick up food for Xander once a week.”

  46. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans The Today Show Performance
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    Nice everything.

  47. Joan Rivers Wonky Eyes LAX
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    “Ms. Rivers, how many Bellinis did you have with lunch?”

    “WITH lunch?”

  48. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans The Today Show Performance
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    Not pictured: her husband punching every male audience member in the face for checking out his wife.

  49. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Reptile wins! FATALITY!”

  50. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Coke Eyes Red Unlaced Boots Fatal Attraction Press Night
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    Did someone say…cocaine?

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