The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.26.14

March 26th, 2014 // 385 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m gonna cut right to the chase and tell you that weird-ass TV show El Hormiguero somehow got David Hasselhoff to shove his face in a guy’s bare ass. Does this man poop Big Macs? Is there a liquor store in his colon? I know I should probably be at least reference Skeeter McNasty‘s wet work fetish up there, or how a would-be heroic cab driver could have saved me from ever having to watch Two For The Money, but when you get The Hoff all up in some man butt without even a strategically placed (Yes, dangling from testicles, duh.) beer can on a string, you get all my attention.

Hey brain? Let’s never consciously uncouple from this beautiful image, for the childrens’ sake,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
    Red
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    and thats how the scientist finally discovered a liquid more disgusting than Kanyes west semen..

  2. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    “Get that friggin’ kid away from…oh, wait…it’s not mine.”

  3. Judge Joe Brown Mugshot Contempt Of Court Arrest
    Tiggles
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    You mad, bro?

  4. Serena Williams Surprised Face Sony Ericsson Open
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    Balls just dropped.

  5. Angelina Jolie Cleavage New Fake Boobs Maddox Zahara LAX
    Joe Blow
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    Welcome to the Freak Show.

  6. Jimmy Carter Yellow Teeth Crazy Smile Book Promotion
    Joe Blow
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    Antisemite says what?

  7. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
    Dox
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    A) Miley’s violent rejection of holy water proves she is indeed of diabolic origins.

    B) Miley demonstrates her “Across the Room Snowball” she learned on the first stop of her “Bangerz” tour.

    C) Doctors are baffled by Miley’s new strain of herpes…..

  8. Katherine Heigl Squatting In Front Of Cab State Of Affairs Set
    Inner Retard
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    Maybe she finally learned something and started hiding from her mother.

  9. Nick Offerman Bending Over For Photograhers The Late Show
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    For some reason, the only word that comes to mind is “wood twerking”.

  10. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
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    So Miley Cyrus is a hybrid human-Squirtle?

  11. David Hasselhoff Staring At Guys Bare Ass El Hormiguero
    Dox
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    “Push that glass of scotch back here, Im not drunk enough yet.”

  12. Joe Jonas Checking Out Dude In Front Of Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Dox
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    I sense…. cock.

  13. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Coke Eyes Red Unlaced Boots Fatal Attraction Press Night
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    He’s just suprised because he stole Ted’s boots from How I Met your mother and got caught.

  14. Joe Jonas Checking Out Dude In Front Of Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Inner Retard
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    Blanda Eggenschwiler cannot be a real name! Is Engelbert Humperdinck giving out suggestions now?!

  15. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
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    Getting pissed on by the ghost of Dave Brockie and his magical Cuttlefish of Cthulhu.

  16. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    The apron says “Pie Face” but the face says “Bitch Face”

  17. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
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    Oh, I see she’s doing German porn now.

  18. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty See Through Dress Chateau Marmont
    Cock Dr
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    Damn she is a beast. She looks like she might casually amble over to you and then whip out a machete, or barf down the back of your chair.

  19. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
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    Seen here in its native environment, the Vaginus-TongueIsWayPast15minutos specimen, can be observed infecting fellow members of the species with its penchant for lack of musical talent and STDs….

  20. Angelina Jolie Cleavage New Fake Boobs Maddox Zahara LAX
    Inner Retard
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    Maddox has the uncanny understanding of loving those tits and knowing it’s completely legit. Zahara, well, she just wants to get the fuck out of there.

  21. Serena Williams Surprised Face Sony Ericsson Open
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    The line judge just called the ball out and now she’s about to hulk out and kill everyone

  22. Serena Williams Surprised Face Sony Ericsson Open
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    Mike has finally decided to take that face tattoo off. Good for him.

  23. Janice Dickinson Discolored Face Weird Cheekbone
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    Janice Dickinson getting a makeover? Is it really even worth it at this point?

  24. Jimmy Carter Yellow Teeth Crazy Smile Book Promotion
    Inner Retard
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    Ha-ha. I built them with my own two hands!

  25. David Hasselhoff Staring At Guys Bare Ass El Hormiguero
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    The man has tasted alcohol in almost every form except gas…. He’s a pioneer…

  26. Judge Joe Brown Mugshot Contempt Of Court Arrest
    Deacon Jones
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    Suck it, Brown!!

  27. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
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    “The test came back positive Miley. Billy Ray is your real father.”

  28. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty See Through Dress Chateau Marmont
    Dox
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    Every time I see her, I have nightmares about Raggedy Ann coming to life and butchering most of the city before finally being stopped by a flamethrower.

  29. Katherine Heigl Squatting In Front Of Cab State Of Affairs Set
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    The State of Affairs look…. pretty shitty.
    I’ll let myself out…

  30. Arnold Schwarzenegger Leering At Young Woman Sabotage Screening
    Deacon Jones
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    this picture is awesome

  31. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Coke Eyes Red Unlaced Boots Fatal Attraction Press Night
    Inner Retard
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    Cocaine. The Fatal Attraction.

  32. Peter Dinklage Fingerless Gloves The Late Show
    Deacon Jones
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    “Hank!…You’re alive, Hank!!”

  33. Jimmy Carter Yellow Teeth Crazy Smile Book Promotion
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    “A call to action” – How to overcome cramps from arthritis and get to the toilet…

  34. Robin Thicke Gold Microphone EXPRESS Times Square Grand Opening Event
    Inner Retard
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    You come at 10. You, you come at 10:30… and bring a friend!

  35. Janice Dickinson Discolored Face Weird Cheekbone
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    That girl has a look like “Holy shit, I am fucked on this one”

  36. David Hasselhoff Staring At Guys Bare Ass El Hormiguero
    Ed
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    Dis be nut?

  37. Prince Charles Photobombed By Little Kid
    K-tron
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    That poor child in camo has the worst case of “British Face” I’ve ever seen.

  38. Prince Charles Photobombed By Little Kid
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    For once, someone else in a photo is showing more sign of inbreeding than the prince…

  39. Joan Rivers Wonky Eyes LAX
    Dox
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    I swear her entire body is made out of silly puddy at this point.

  40. Katherine Heigl Squatting In Front Of Cab State Of Affairs Set
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    Her life flashed before her eyes. So many regrets. Why did she leave Grey’s Anatomy? Why did she say yes to a Steven Seagal movie? She had been so unkind, so pretentious. She should’ve treated people kinder, better…given more to charity. Seconds passed, and she realized the taxi had stopped just short. “Do you know who the fuck I am!?!?” she screamed, and the vision faded from memory.

  41. Katherine Heigl Squatting In Front Of Cab State Of Affairs Set
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    “No, I will not get up until the screenwriters write some better material!”

  42. Danica McKellar Butt Yoga Pants Ugg Boots DWTS Practice
    Satan's Right Hand
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    Its good to see T-Dog got work after getting killed off on The Walking Dead

  43. Arnold Schwarzenegger Leering At Young Woman Sabotage Screening
    Inner Retard
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    No need to look in a crystal ball. I see a maid outfit and a baby in that girl’s future.

  44. Serena Williams Surprised Face Sony Ericsson Open
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    An unexpected “un-tucking” can be a fairly alarming event…

  45. Stacy Keibler Nipples Legs Miniskirt
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    “What? Chris Martin is available? But I just got sperminated by this Jared Pobre guy!”

  46. Joe Jonas Checking Out Dude In Front Of Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
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    Joe: Did you see the ass on that guy?
    Blanda: (crying on the inside) That’s my Joe. (silently repeats ‘cha-ching’ to herself)

  47. Angelina Jolie Cleavage New Fake Boobs Maddox Zahara LAX
    S. Strothers
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    Zahara still has the “less than the cost of a cup of coffee, won’t you please help?” look.

  48. Miley Cyrus Butt Spitting Water On Fans Instagram
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    She said the #bangerz tour would be educational, and indeed, it is. Here we have Mizz Cyrus demonstrating how the universe and galaxies formed. Each droplet of water contains nearly 4000 different strains of bacteria and 14 different strands of human DNA. You know: life.

  49. Judge Joe Brown Mugshot Contempt Of Court Arrest
    Jay
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    Brown is the new red.

  50. Angelina Jolie Cleavage New Fake Boobs Maddox Zahara LAX
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    He smiled and kept walking. She hadn’t noticed yet, but she would eventually. By that time, she would have no choice but to adopt him as well.

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