The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.25.15

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the whoring of Kylie Jenner chugs along just as Rumer Willis’ begins, and Ronda Rousey almost breaks Jimmy Fallon’s arm to which he surely replied, “She’s the greatest, oh my god, the best. She’s the best,” then laughed hysterically at all of her unfunny anecdotes. Also, I’d like to point out that Will Smith did this on the same day we brought back the Jon Hamm penis photos. I’m not drawing any conclusions here, but I know when Fish asked me to unpin them from the ceiling above our bunk beds pull them from the archive, I too made out with the nearest Spanish talk show host I could find. I’ll never forget you, Gonzalo, or the set of your show near the dumpster at that highway rest stop, or the way you didn’t even speak Spanish at all. Wait.

[Ed. Note: Guys, I think I found Don Zaloog. – SW]

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