The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.23.11

March 23rd, 2011 // 336 Comments

I might be taking this feature a tad too literally.

And now for that special time of the day where I pepper you in the face with celebrity photos I don’t want to write posts about. Ambition, I gots it. Here we go: Brooklyn Decker got a new haircut, but more importantly, what do her breasts think about it? They have feelings, too, you know. Reese Witherspoon is apparently going to turn into this, Joe Jonas isn’t even hiding it anymore and Kevin Federline will take one of everything, but use the Light Ranch.

Putting the shat in Shatner,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. William Shatner
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    “Uh oh! Poop!”

  2. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    I see she went for the 90′s Sorority Girl look.

  3. Joe Jonas
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    “Take my virginity. Please. PLEASE!!”

  4. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s as shocked as I am that papparazi are still taking her picture.

  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    Strangely, Arnie on a bike is just as fuel efficient as his Hummer.

  6. Carrot Top
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else (who watched Lost) find it ironic that he’s wearing a T-shirt that says Hurley on it?

  7. Clive Owen
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, I thought Errol Flynn was dead.

  8. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    KayKay
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh she went for the “I gave my two year old scissors just to see what happens” look….

  9. Chris Brown
    Tik
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is everyone giving him such a hard time? It’s not his fault! Orcs are all under the control of Saruman.

  10. Joe Jonas
    cpc23
    Commented on this photo:

    DJ AM not dead of drug overdose! Shitty DJ sets will continue.

  11. He just got goosed by Mr. Tambourine Man.

  12. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Beck got a devil’s haircut, in my mind. Now go make me a new album.

  13. Julianne Hough
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    Every time I see a fedora on a chick I think of Charlie Sheen. Maybe he really *is* winning, after all…

  14. Joe Jonas
    KayKay
    Commented on this photo:

    “do my fingers smell like ass to you?”

  15. Clive Owen
    Commented on this photo:

    Higgins called. He says you need to get back to Oahu ASAP.

  16. William Shatner
    Manowl
    Commented on this photo:

    That is his stealth version of “KHAAAAANNNNNNNN!”

  17. Kevin Federline Fat
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi, can I get two foot-long PoPoZaos with errthing on ‘em, and can you hit them one more time with the mayo?”

  18. Tom Hanks
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    If I act all casual…leaning against a tree and sipping from this juice box…maybe no one will thing it’s odd I am hanging around a playground.

  19. Carrot Top
    JosieBelle
    Commented on this photo:

    Did he just get done having a totally hetero meal with Joe Jonas?

  20. Carrot Top
    KayKay
    Commented on this photo:

    and they said the radiation from Japan didnt make it over to the west coast…….

    what? too soon?

  21. Tom Hanks
    KayKay
    Commented on this photo:

    “Like stealing candy from a baby”….he chuckled to himself *slurp*

  22. Kevin Federline Fat
    KayKay
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess Brittany doesnt pay as much as she used to.

  23. Nick4ca

    What in the hell is he choking on?

  24. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    Eli
    Commented on this photo:

    She went for the “I’m irrelevant look”. Boooring.

  25. Reese Witherspoon
    Eli
    Commented on this photo:

    Mom? Dad?!

  26. cc

    There’s a tribble in my ass!

  27. Carrot Top
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I see he is wearing the bracelet of supergay on his right wrist.

  28. William Shatner
    Commented on this photo:

    “I hope that’s apple pie I’m sitting in.”

  29. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like a 14 year old boy’s school photo.

  30. Reese Witherspoon
    Commented on this photo:

    I think that’s Chandler. With Joey in drag.

  31. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh oh. Her ‘future husband’ took off with the car again.

  32. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Commented on this photo:

    ET is meant to sit on the front of the bike.

  33. Carrot Top
    Commented on this photo:

    Has anyone else noticed that’s the same cafe Joe Jonas walked out of?

  34. Kevin Federline Fat
    Commented on this photo:

    Does it still count as healthy if you order more than 25?

  35. William Shatner
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone just got goosed by Mr. Tambourine Man.

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Ahhhhhnold
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll be back … but not very soon. I hope this T-1000 doesn’t turn back into liquid.

  37. M.E.

    Guy has the worst “I drink too much, all the time” bloated face.

  38. Amominous

    I…. AM… KIROCK!!!!

  39. William Shatner
    friendlyfires
    Commented on this photo:

    A Boston Legal flashback – a client begged Denny Crane to Shat’n'er face.

  40. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    friendlyfires
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah-nuld shooting his new movie, “Bicycle Cop” – about the son of a former Nazi guard at Auschwitz working as a meter maid in Haifa – Danny DeVito plays Ah-nuld’s best friend, who also happens to be Hitler’s half-Jewish half-nephew, Hymie Hitler.

  41. Kevin Federline Fat
    friendlyfires
    Commented on this photo:

    Lookout Jared, I’m gaining on your ass!

  42. Reese Witherspoon
    matti
    Commented on this photo:

    Everyone is so disappointed to be here, you mean.

  43. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    lili
    Commented on this photo:

    So River Phoenix didn’t really die?

  44. Joe Jonas
    cathy
    Commented on this photo:

    Mr. Bean is looking good!

  45. Tom Hanks
    Bj
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, kids, he’s got more 100% juice in his pe- i mean the van.

  46. William Shatner
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    Shatner and Spock both just turned 80 – freaking awesome duo

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