I might be taking this feature a tad too literally.
And now for that special time of the day where I pepper you in the face with celebrity photos I don’t want to write posts about. Ambition, I gots it. Here we go: Brooklyn Decker got a new haircut, but more importantly, what do her breasts think about it? They have feelings, too, you know. Reese Witherspoon is apparently going to turn into this, Joe Jonas isn’t even hiding it anymore and Kevin Federline will take one of everything, but use the Light Ranch.
Putting the shat in Shatner,
- The Superficial
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“Uh oh! Poop!”
I see she went for the 90′s Sorority Girl look.
“Take my virginity. Please. PLEASE!!”
She’s as shocked as I am that papparazi are still taking her picture.
Strangely, Arnie on a bike is just as fuel efficient as his Hummer.
Anyone else (who watched Lost) find it ironic that he’s wearing a T-shirt that says Hurley on it?
Wait, I thought Errol Flynn was dead.
Oh she went for the “I gave my two year old scissors just to see what happens” look….
Why is everyone giving him such a hard time? It’s not his fault! Orcs are all under the control of Saruman.
DJ AM not dead of drug overdose! Shitty DJ sets will continue.
He just got goosed by Mr. Tambourine Man.
Looks like Beck got a devil’s haircut, in my mind. Now go make me a new album.
Every time I see a fedora on a chick I think of Charlie Sheen. Maybe he really *is* winning, after all…
“do my fingers smell like ass to you?”
Higgins called. He says you need to get back to Oahu ASAP.
That is his stealth version of “KHAAAAANNNNNNNN!”
“Hi, can I get two foot-long PoPoZaos with errthing on ‘em, and can you hit them one more time with the mayo?”
If I act all casual…leaning against a tree and sipping from this juice box…maybe no one will thing it’s odd I am hanging around a playground.
Did he just get done having a totally hetero meal with Joe Jonas?
and they said the radiation from Japan didnt make it over to the west coast…….
what? too soon?
“Like stealing candy from a baby”….he chuckled to himself *slurp*
I guess Brittany doesnt pay as much as she used to.
What in the hell is he choking on?
She went for the “I’m irrelevant look”. Boooring.
Mom? Dad?!
There’s a tribble in my ass!
I see he is wearing the bracelet of supergay on his right wrist.
“I hope that’s apple pie I’m sitting in.”
It’s like a 14 year old boy’s school photo.
I think that’s Chandler. With Joey in drag.
Uh oh. Her ‘future husband’ took off with the car again.
ET is meant to sit on the front of the bike.
Has anyone else noticed that’s the same cafe Joe Jonas walked out of?
Does it still count as healthy if you order more than 25?
Someone just got goosed by Mr. Tambourine Man.
I’ll be back … but not very soon. I hope this T-1000 doesn’t turn back into liquid.
Guy has the worst “I drink too much, all the time” bloated face.
I…. AM… KIROCK!!!!
A Boston Legal flashback – a client begged Denny Crane to Shat’n'er face.
Ah-nuld shooting his new movie, “Bicycle Cop” – about the son of a former Nazi guard at Auschwitz working as a meter maid in Haifa – Danny DeVito plays Ah-nuld’s best friend, who also happens to be Hitler’s half-Jewish half-nephew, Hymie Hitler.
Lookout Jared, I’m gaining on your ass!
Everyone is so disappointed to be here, you mean.
LOL
So River Phoenix didn’t really die?
Mr. Bean is looking good!
Yeah, kids, he’s got more 100% juice in his pe- i mean the van.
Shatner and Spock both just turned 80 – freaking awesome duo