I might be taking this feature a tad too literally.
And now for that special time of the day where I pepper you in the face with celebrity photos I don’t want to write posts about. Ambition, I gots it. Here we go: Brooklyn Decker got a new haircut, but more importantly, what do her breasts think about it? They have feelings, too, you know. Reese Witherspoon is apparently going to turn into this, Joe Jonas isn’t even hiding it anymore and Kevin Federline will take one of everything, but use the Light Ranch.
Putting the shat in Shatner,
- The Superficial
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Like being born a Ginger of the Orangutan variety wasn’t bad enough… Poor bastard…
“But drugs, that’s a dirty business.”
The only shock is seeing him on the customer side of the counter.
Score.
Oh, Mr. Leg, you’ve done it again.
+1
Not much of a shock, really. You still need some basic reading skills to serve sandwiches.
All jokes aside, he looks damn good for a guy who just turned 80.
That’s Retarded
I guess they named her after the peanut butter cups.
“but sir…we don’t even HAVE a fryer even if we wanted to “Brittneyfy” your sandwich”
Oh come on. These people are not celebrities & aren’t trying to be either.
carefully concealling her vibrator in that matt.
upset he didn’t get a chance meet his Twlight crush,Rob Patterson. is now asking people to help hook him up.
Not another Pink Panther remake…
“I drink your milkshake.”
I’ve abandoned my CHILD! I’ve abandoned my BOY!
Gender?
That seems a dangerous guessing game my friend…
I got the one about Chyna wrong so I will abstain…
I should have trusted my instincts and never guessed female…
When will Hollywood stop raping novels that I liked?
This is why Ronald McDonald should never have kids.
“Yeah, I’ll have a footlong meatball. Extra cheese, mayo and meatballs.”
“Any other toppings, sir?”
“Yeah..three footlong meatball subs.”
NOT the next Jared Fogle.
A scheming woman will deliberately set him up to lose his shit, perhaps on camera, & punch her out. Jackpot. Payoffs, money for interviews, & awesome media exposure. Come on hos, I know you’re out there!
I sure hope he didn’t use method acting while preparing for the role of child molester.
you’re role was a Melinda Gordon of “Ghost Whisperer” NOT Slimer from Ghost busters.
Goddamn it. That facial hair just ain’t right.
I tell myself it’s for a part & will be gone soon.
Overheard at Double Helix Laboratory Projects in New Haven, CT:
“OK guys, we’ve spent decades perfecting the technology in the movie ‘Twins…” Now I present to you the our master creation….a perfect genetic blend of Tom Selleck, Tom Hanks, and John Travolta….VIOLA”
…
“OK, who the FUCK dropped the Saddam DNA into the mix?”
Guess Celebrity Fit Club didn’t take…
I see he’s reprising his role in ‘Big.’
I don’t know how much work he’s had done, and I’m sure it has a lot to do with the fact his eyes are about as wide open as possible, but that man looks phenomenal for 80 years old.
Hmmm, Joe Jonas and Carrot Top at the same place and at the same time..a repressed closet gay Christian and a sad looking tranney…who knew.
He is wise to be practicing his hand-out pose.
“Well I’ll be DAMNED Betty. That’s the last cotton-picking time I go to a Cracker Barrel on the West Coast. I told ya time and time again IHOP is the way to go!”
That’s not her dad. That’s her brother.
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
So much for shit my dad says, looks more like the shit that slipped past the goalie.
Today’s segment should have been titled: “The Crap We Didn’t Miss”.
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs?!!! Not on my fuckin’ show.
You’re kidding right?
“Only one finger? No no no… You best come correct. Anything less than the whole fist is an insult to Joe Jonas.”
Hard to believe they’re from Tennessee.
He is saying ‘Douglas Quaid’, you know that right?
Thank you for not mentioning Ryan Seacrest in this post. Ah fuck!!!
Dockers? Seriously?
‘The biggest loser’ can mean so many things.
The race is on for which will grow in first… The rest of that beard of his uni-brow.
What was she arrested for?
Apparently Ghost Whispering doesn’t really burn that many calories.
I’d make a joke but I am too good to pick on the low-lying fruit.
This picture makes me want to issue an APB for a lady tied to some train tracks.
It is not a question of whether he WILL eat the booger in his hand but a question of WHEN.
She walks, mouth open while emitting a sound that only unfortunate canines can hear. She is… the bitch whisperer.
It canna’ take more Botox, captain. One more shot’ll shatter the eyes for sure.
Kahnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Hmmm…as a real person she looks pretty good.