The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.23.11

March 23rd, 2011 // 336 Comments

I might be taking this feature a tad too literally.

And now for that special time of the day where I pepper you in the face with celebrity photos I don’t want to write posts about. Ambition, I gots it. Here we go: Brooklyn Decker got a new haircut, but more importantly, what do her breasts think about it? They have feelings, too, you know. Reese Witherspoon is apparently going to turn into this, Joe Jonas isn’t even hiding it anymore and Kevin Federline will take one of everything, but use the Light Ranch.

Putting the shat in Shatner,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Commented on this photo:

    The budget for “Terminator 5″ is not quite what Arnold expected.

  2. William Shatner
    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Cali
    Commented on this photo:

    He is not wearing a bicycle helmet, which is illegal in CA, oh my bad his hair will suffice sorry sir,, and forgot he is a T-1000 model.

  4. Julianne Hough
    Commented on this photo:

    Let the countdown to stroller smashing begin!

  5. William Shatner
    Uncle Jemima
    Commented on this photo:

    (panty) shield up!

  6. Squirmy

    They all look like they just saw Snooki’s pic

  7. Clive Owen
    Commented on this photo:

    Hidley Ho, neighbor!

  8. Carrot Top
    Cali
    Commented on this photo:

    Its nice to see such physically strong role models for us women. V powa!

  9. William Shatner
    who cares?
    Commented on this photo:

    captain’s log. star date: right now.

  10. Carrot Top
    Commented on this photo:

    “Holy shit! This half-eaten cookie will make a fantastic bit for my next show. I’d better call my agent and get him to book the Denny’s parking lot again.”

  11. Kevin Federline Fat
    Commented on this photo:

    …and, uh….some mayonnaise. More. A little more. More. More. That’s good… wait, more.

  12. Tom Hanks
    Cali
    Commented on this photo:

    Phil Hartman??? He lives!!!!

  13. Kevin Federline Fat
    Commented on this photo:

    “What do you mean, I can’t be here on my day off. Go get Kenny… me and him gonna settle this right now.”

  14. Kevin Federline Fat
    Cali
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice Walmart Attire,,

  15. Carrot Top
    Zed
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow… Debra Messing two days in a row!

  16. Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    @NYCbball FUCK UR KORT UR HOOPS R SHIT N IM FUCKIN OVER IT!!! BUY MY ALBUM!!!

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    who cares?
    Commented on this photo:

    jennifer love hewitt *pandering* to her car in beverly hills. verbs are tricky.

  18. January Jones
    Zed
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like a giant tampon applicator.

  19. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    No boobs? NEXT!

  20. Clive Owen
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    I have free popsicles in my basement!

  21. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    Governator no more

  22. January Jones
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmm, I like the tight pants

  23. Peter Pantsless

    “Ricardo? I thought you were dead?? Am I dead?”

  24. Joe Jonas
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he’s making a FaBuLoUsSs! exit.

  25. Clive Owen
    Peter Pantsless
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice cum broom!

  26. Show Being Renamed

    “$#*! My Father Does in His Pants” or possibly “$#*! – My Father Crapped His Pants!”.

  27. William Shatner
    Dino Spumoni
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I’m a fucking squirrel!’

  28. William Shatner
    kristen
    Commented on this photo:

    The sudden contents of his depends are a constant reminder of why his last name is Shatner.

  29. Kevin Federline Fat
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    it worked for jared

  30. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    MrsEllis
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, I just noticed for the first time she looks like the blond kid in Weeds.

  31. Reese Witherspoon
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    who the fuck are these stereotypical americans?

  32. William Shatner
    Commented on this photo:

    I am guessing he just realized he mistook his Viagra for his blood pressure pills this morning.

  33. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the same face he made on Mars when he ran out of air.
    http://www.moviecatcher.net/images/schwarzenegger-in-total-recall1.jpg

  34. Kevin Federline Fat
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bring the wheeled steel cart for Mr. Federline order!!!, wait! make it two!!!”

  35. William Shatner
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    Number one, I’ve just gone number two.

  36. William Shatner
    Commented on this photo:

    The Klingons have finally won…..

  37. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    huff puff…two mo miles…huff puff….to da choppa….

  38. Carrot Top
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    This Spring….terror has a new face.

  39. January Jones
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    Kirsten Dunce?

  40. Brooklyn Decker Haircut
    trollegy
    Commented on this photo:

    meg ryan?

  41. Chris Brown
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    Get the fuck outta my way…I see a Prius window that needs a basketball through it! Fucking Prius, I never hit no bitch!

  42. Reese Witherspoon
    Commented on this photo:

    She must have gotten the recessive gene…

  43. Clive Owen
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck sakes…I guess Mario Bros. is getting “re-imagined’ now too…

  44. William Shatner
    Commented on this photo:

    still in shock Ashley Greene will not return his messages.

  45. Kevin Federline Fat
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    For the last time, I am not Dennis Franz!

  46. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Just issue her a Rascal and a punch card for Hometown Buffet and let’s get it over with… I need closure.

  47. Clive Owen
    Commented on this photo:

    Unless he WANTS to look like david arquette, the mustache is a mistake.

  48. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, in his defense, it IS a better ride than Maria Shriver.

    • Your Gynecologist

      Marry me, GravyLeg.

    • Only if you agree not to hyphenate our last names and you never bring home your work… Well, that is unless they are hot 18-24 year olds with healthy vaginae that are as tight as a vice. Then I will build you a “work area”.

  49. Tom Hanks
    Commented on this photo:

    I see Tom Hanks is a fan of the $99 lambskin jacket from Costco as well..fine choice my man, fine choice.

  50. William Shatner
    Devo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Shit!” my dad says.

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