I might be taking this feature a tad too literally.
And now for that special time of the day where I pepper you in the face with celebrity photos I don’t want to write posts about. Ambition, I gots it. Here we go: Brooklyn Decker got a new haircut, but more importantly, what do her breasts think about it? They have feelings, too, you know. Reese Witherspoon is apparently going to turn into this, Joe Jonas isn’t even hiding it anymore and Kevin Federline will take one of everything, but use the Light Ranch.
Putting the shat in Shatner,
- The Superficial
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The budget for “Terminator 5″ is not quite what Arnold expected.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is not wearing a bicycle helmet, which is illegal in CA, oh my bad his hair will suffice sorry sir,, and forgot he is a T-1000 model.
Let the countdown to stroller smashing begin!
(panty) shield up!
They all look like they just saw Snooki’s pic
+1
Hidley Ho, neighbor!
Perfect
LOL!
Its nice to see such physically strong role models for us women. V powa!
captain’s log. star date: right now.
Search his pants for klingons!
“Holy shit! This half-eaten cookie will make a fantastic bit for my next show. I’d better call my agent and get him to book the Denny’s parking lot again.”
…and, uh….some mayonnaise. More. A little more. More. More. That’s good… wait, more.
He definitely wants the combo too.
Phil Hartman??? He lives!!!!
“What do you mean, I can’t be here on my day off. Go get Kenny… me and him gonna settle this right now.”
Nice Walmart Attire,,
Wow… Debra Messing two days in a row!
@NYCbball FUCK UR KORT UR HOOPS R SHIT N IM FUCKIN OVER IT!!! BUY MY ALBUM!!!
jennifer love hewitt *pandering* to her car in beverly hills. verbs are tricky.
It’s like a giant tampon applicator.
No boobs? NEXT!
I have free popsicles in my basement!
Governator no more
Mmmm, I like the tight pants
“Ricardo? I thought you were dead?? Am I dead?”
Looks like he’s making a FaBuLoUsSs! exit.
Nice cum broom!
“$#*! My Father Does in His Pants” or possibly “$#*! – My Father Crapped His Pants!”.
‘Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I’m a fucking squirrel!’
Eddie Izzard… Props…
The sudden contents of his depends are a constant reminder of why his last name is Shatner.
it worked for jared
Hey, I just noticed for the first time she looks like the blond kid in Weeds.
who the fuck are these stereotypical americans?
I am guessing he just realized he mistook his Viagra for his blood pressure pills this morning.
This is the same face he made on Mars when he ran out of air.
http://www.moviecatcher.net/images/schwarzenegger-in-total-recall1.jpg
“Bring the wheeled steel cart for Mr. Federline order!!!, wait! make it two!!!”
Number one, I’ve just gone number two.
It’s Picard who says “Number One,” so…Fail.
The Klingons have finally won…..
huff puff…two mo miles…huff puff….to da choppa….
This Spring….terror has a new face.
Kirsten Dunce?
meg ryan?
Get the fuck outta my way…I see a Prius window that needs a basketball through it! Fucking Prius, I never hit no bitch!
She must have gotten the recessive gene…
Fuck sakes…I guess Mario Bros. is getting “re-imagined’ now too…
still in shock Ashley Greene will not return his messages.
For the last time, I am not Dennis Franz!
Just issue her a Rascal and a punch card for Hometown Buffet and let’s get it over with… I need closure.
Unless he WANTS to look like david arquette, the mustache is a mistake.
i thot it was kevin kline
Well, in his defense, it IS a better ride than Maria Shriver.
Marry me, GravyLeg.
Only if you agree not to hyphenate our last names and you never bring home your work… Well, that is unless they are hot 18-24 year olds with healthy vaginae that are as tight as a vice. Then I will build you a “work area”.
I see Tom Hanks is a fan of the $99 lambskin jacket from Costco as well..fine choice my man, fine choice.
“Shit!” my dad says.
LOL