The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.21.12

Now, imagine that hot dog’s a penis. Holy cow!!

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Jay-Z’s in denim-on-denim to silently signal the Illuminati to usher forth the apocalypse as the UNHOLY SCION OF SATAN KNOWN AS BLUE IVY CARTER IS UPON US!! *breathes deeply into paper bag* We’ve also got Nicki Minaj’s fans who aren’t taking any chances, while the Tara Reid/Mischa Barton saga rolls on. Will they die in a gutter or die drunk in a gutter?

I’m all for rescuing animals from acts of cruelty, but not if Ricky Gervais gets to fuck them afterwards,

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