The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.21.12

March 21st, 2012 // 349 Comments

Now, imagine that hot dog’s a penis. Holy cow!!

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Jay-Z‘s in denim-on-denim to silently signal the Illuminati to usher forth the apocalypse as the UNHOLY SCION OF SATAN KNOWN AS BLUE IVY CARTER IS UPON US!! *breathes deeply into paper bag* We’ve also got Nicki Minaj‘s fans who aren’t taking any chances, while the Tara Reid/Mischa Barton saga rolls on. Will they die in a gutter or die drunk in a gutter?

I’m all for rescuing animals from acts of cruelty, but not if Ricky Gervais gets to fuck them afterwards,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ricky Gervais Rabbit BUAV
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    He may be against vivisection but he looks like he’s about to sodomize that bunny. Which one do you think is worse???

  2. Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Elephant Twitter
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    Well this pretty much sums up mi teenage fantasies: An armored elephant and a hot model…

  3. Kate Hudson No Makeup
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    Heard in the background: “Can you BELIEVE what she looks like without makeup?”

  4. Amanda Peet No Makeup Scarf Baggy Pants
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    Glad to see charity to the homeless is not dead…

  5. Tom Arnold
    I'mCool
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    “Hey! Look at me! I’ve got some PAPER money!”

  6. Katie Holmes Kathleen Holmes
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    Did they just see Tom with another woman?

  7. Maria Menounos Cleavage Dancing With The Stars
    AAPL made me rich!
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    Show me the dumper

  8. Nicki Minaj Japanese Fans Flu Mask Twitter
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    About time we started exporting our WTF to Japan instead of the other way around…

  9. Mischa Barton Bra See Through Shirt
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    …has a penis.

  10. Lucy Liu Eating Hot Dog
    Skip Ridiculous
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    Not only is it a tasty meal. She can practice her technique for job interviews as well.

  11. Nicki Minaj Japanese Fans Flu Mask Twitter
    Richard McBeef
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    what’s up with the bukkake stains on the big top circus tent she is using to cover her ass?

  12. Tara Reid
    me
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    bobblehead table for 1

  13. Jay-Z
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/21/monsters_csg263_clash_of_the_titans-1-250_188.jpg[/img]

  14. Ricky Gervais Rabbit BUAV
    it had to be said
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    Wait until you see what he makes Carl do to the bunny.

  15. Nicole Richie Legs Tight Minidress
    AAPL made me rich!
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    Got Dayum!

  16. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
    it had to be said
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    Ashley “Noassatall” Greene.

  17. Gerard Butler
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    “Fuck! I gotta go. I think Glanville spotted me.”

  18. Amanda Peet No Makeup Scarf Baggy Pants
    Skip Ridiculous
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    It’s usually a good idea to hide your snort bill and lose the geeked face before you leave the restroom.

  19. Katie Holmes Kathleen Holmes
    AAPL made me rich!
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    Combined, they’re cross eyed.

  20. Tom Arnold
    it had to be said
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    Negotiating blowjobs like that is why you ended up married to Roseann, Tom.

  21. Maria Menounos Cleavage Dancing With The Stars
    Dun
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    Maria Menounos you were in a dream I had last night.

  22. Nicki Minaj Japanese Fans Flu Mask Twitter
    Bill Maher
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    Ah Niggra!

  23. Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Elephant Twitter
    O'chunt
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    That’s the nicest set of pins I’ve seen in a very, very long time. No, I’m not talking about the elephant, you pervs.

  24. Nicole Richie Legs Tight Minidress
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    Who’da thought that motherhood actually could make someone hotter? Wowie.

  25. Amanda Peet No Makeup Scarf Baggy Pants
    it had to be said
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    Looks like she took Tom Arnold’s offer. And regrets it.

  26. Georgia Salpa Bikini Twitter
    Dun
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    Hopefully you’re next.

  27. Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Elephant Twitter
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    This is essentially the choice that Hugh Grant was faced with when he saw Devine.

  28. Irina Shayk Cleavage Tight Dress
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    siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiideboooooooooob!!!!

  29. Coco Yoga Pants Ice-T
    it had to be said
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    She could have just carried to dog in her camel toe.

  30. Lucy Liu Eating Hot Dog
    vgirly
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    Me LOVE YOU LONG TIME.

  31. Elizabeth Berkley Kissing Cindy Crawford
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    years ago i would have sold my soul to see this pic. now i want to know who sold their soul to make me see this.

  32. Elizabeth Berkley Kissing Cindy Crawford
    it had to be said
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    1993 called and said it would have thought this would still be boner material. It ain’t.

  33. Mischa Barton Bra See Through Shirt
    Richard McBeef
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    pretty sure shooting it in the head is the only way to really stop it.

  34. Lucy Liu Eating Hot Dog
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    Love this chick. She can do no wrong. Thank you, Photo Boy.

  35. Nicole Richie Legs Tight Minidress
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    Lionel Richie, I want to make you a grandpa again.

  36. Katie Holmes Kathleen Holmes
    it had to be said
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    Katie just explained the theology of Scientology to her mom.

    “What will they think of next?”

  37. Tara Reid
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    I thought that alien autopsy video had been proven to be a hoax.

  38. Georgia Salpa Bikini Twitter
    it had to be said
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    I’d pee in her butt.

  39. Tara Reid
    your mom
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    Returning to the same plastic surgeon who fucked up her body for lip injections was a HUGE mistake….

  40. Jay-Z
    Jack Ketch
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    Joe the Camel … that is all.

  41. Amanda Peet No Makeup Scarf Baggy Pants
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    I know this chick has a new sitcom out (the banner ad at the top of this page tells me so). But she isn’t promoting it too well by dressing this way. Maria Menounos–now SHE knows how to promote a television program. Take a tip, Amanda.

  42. Lucy Liu Eating Hot Dog
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    now here is a good reason to go out with her,

  43. Nicole Richie Legs Tight Minidress
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    I’ve been in enough bars to know not to fall for the tricks of poor lighting.

  44. Tara Reid
    Jack Ketch
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    Gah …

  45. Lucy Liu Eating Hot Dog
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    It’s the only time when her eyes don’t cross.

  46. Katie Holmes Kathleen Holmes
    your mom
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    Now remember Mother, when they ask you if Tom’s gay, you have to act shocked and appalled. GOOD! Just like that…

  47. Gerard Butler
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    “So then I said, do you like seafood?”

  48. Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Elephant Twitter
    MHS
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    Does “a few years” ago mean in the ’80′s?

  49. Jay-Z
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    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/21/cthulhu_caves-212_246.gif[/img]

  50. Ricky Gervais Rabbit BUAV
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    I don’t know what’s going on, so here’s a bunny with a Gervais over its head.

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