The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.19.14

March 19th, 2014 // 388 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, a slightly more robust collection than yesterday’s and not at all because I cheated and threw a bunch more pics of Winnie Cooper in booty shorts at the end. But that doesn’t mean I skimped on the goods like Arnold Schwarzenegger thrilled to get back to his groping female service staff days, Eddie Murphy dry humping his lady in a coffee shop, and Jeff Dunham wearing sparkly red trousers and encouraging a child to expose himself.

You thought I was exaggerating on that last one didn’t you? But nope, I wasn’t. That was Jeff Dunham wearing sparkly red trousers and encouraging a child to expose himself,

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  1. Jeff Dunham With Young Child Pulling Up Shirt Achmed Saves America Premiere
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    Casting couch footage for Woody Allen’s next film?

  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger Arms Around Women Sabotage Screening
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    He’s like the Austrian Kim Jong Un.

  3. Busy Philipps George Lopez Crazy Eyes Debby Ryan 2nd Annual Norma Jean Gala
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    Why is George Lopez’s head three times the size of Debby Ryan’s?

  4. AJ McLean Crotch Grab Backstreet Boys Show
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    That is one smooth forehead.

  5. Amy Poehler PaleyFest 2014 Honoring Parks And Recreation
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    “Amy what are you looking for in a man?”
    “An official looking headset. That’s all it takes.”

  6. Jeff Dunham With Young Child Pulling Up Shirt Achmed Saves America Premiere
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    “Snack Pack Abs!”

  7. Tommy Davidson With Chunky Chick In Sweatsuit
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    Rule #1: Never, ever, ever wear socks and sandals.

  8. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts
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    She can vector my calculus anytime.

  9. Bella Thorne Butt Midriff Divergent Premiere
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    Please let this one go. She’s not remotely the cutest chick on the Disney channel. I’ve got kids. I seen them all.

  10. Jaden Smith Derpface Stupid Clothes Divergent Premiere
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    Is that the boy or the girl?

  11. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard
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    Grumpy Cat?

  12. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
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    Can you imagine that beast from the east rubbing you down with a towel.

  13. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Bean Counter
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    Nut to Butt that’s how I do it with the tranny’s

  14. Maggie Q Legs High Slit Dress Divergent Premiere
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    Just all kinds of sexy

  15. Jeff Dunham With Young Child Pulling Up Shirt Achmed Saves America Premiere
    Peanut
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    He’s pointing to the kid, and pointing to the ground in front of his crotch.

  16. Prince Charles Batemans Rudyard Kipling Home Visit
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    ” So many kids so little time! ‘

  17. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Bean Counter
    Art Crow
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    Of course she’s wearing sandals.

  18. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts
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    Be still my beating heart. Wait … did I just say “beating”? Excuse me for a minute.

  19. Jaden Smith Derpface Stupid Clothes Divergent Premiere
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    Someone please drown this little person and while your at it Justin Beiber too!

  20. Gerard Butler Taking Cell Phone Picture
    Matty
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    THIS..IS… INSTAGRAM!

  21. Naya Rivera Cleavage The 100th Episode Celebration Of Glee Chateau Marmont
    Swearin
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    The cast of Glee was at Chateau Marmont? Lindsay’s list just got bigger!

  22. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
    coljack
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    How many Barbara Streisands had to die so she could wear that dress?

  23. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
    coljack
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    WARNING: Objects in mirror may appear exactly the size they are.

  24. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts
    coljack
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    It must be Friday, Friday…what? Wrong one? OK, ummm, who knew her best wonder years were still ahead of her? Is that right?

  25. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts
    Swearin
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    Why the hell didn’t the math majors in college look this good? Well, some of the Asian ones did…

  26. Gerard Butler Taking Cell Phone Picture
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    Gerard testing out the new porta pottie finder app….

  27. Maggie Q Legs High Slit Dress Divergent Premiere
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    She excites and terrified me at the same time. I going in.

  28. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Bean Counter
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    I swear to God you used this same photo months ago in another TCWM post, looks damn familiar.

  29. Amy Poehler PaleyFest 2014 Honoring Parks And Recreation
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    Damn Charles Barkley, just because you are black does not mean you have to do shit that is not in your job description because you are afraid they will fire you.

  30. Arnold Schwarzenegger Arms Around Women Sabotage Screening
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    We all know what’s going down with him and the chubby Mexican chick on his right later on that night.

  31. Blake Lively Sticking Out Tongue Age Of Adaline Set
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    Really, she is licking her lips and no Jon Hamm jokes? Come on people, get your shit together.

  32. Jaden Smith Derpface Stupid Clothes Divergent Premiere
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    Really a fucking skirt and leggings? What an annoying little poof.

  33. Bella Thorne Butt Midriff Divergent Premiere
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    Disney has produced another future winner.

  34. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    Pike
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    Looks like every other 20 year old on the beach, once you cull out the fatties.

  35. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts
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    She is so awesome, smart, great smile, banging body, great ass.

  36. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts
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    Hi.

  37. Busy Philipps George Lopez Crazy Eyes Debby Ryan 2nd Annual Norma Jean Gala
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    Hurry up and take the picture! there’s a spot on the floor with my name all over it

  38. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts
    emma watson's Vagina
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    nice. if someone said she was currently 16 I would believe it. doesn’t look a day over 25.

  39. Maggie Q Legs High Slit Dress Divergent Premiere
    Capt Obvious
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    I want to go to there.

  40. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
    Capt Obvious
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    Don’t worry folks, that chair will be fine…as soon as they pull it out into the parking lot, pour gasoline on it, and toss a cleansing match at the stink cushion.

  41. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Bean Counter
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    Goddamn Eddie…no snark from me. Keep at it brother. You rock.

  42. Jeff Dunham With Young Child Pulling Up Shirt Achmed Saves America Premiere
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    Quick quiz: “What’s bigger, Jeff’s head or that kid”?

  43. Amy Poehler PaleyFest 2014 Honoring Parks And Recreation
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    Killer funny…but I can see why Will wanted out. She looks like a major bull buster as a wife…and not in a good way. No worries, rock on Amy.

  44. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    Capt Obvious
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    Beautiful face, killer tits, but am I the only one who thinks that she looks only slightly more fit than a Kardashian?

    Queue the fat female commenter shrieking “she’s a real woman!”…as soon as she gets the cake out of her fucking mouth.

    • Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

      Oh captain, my captain!

      You know them so, so well… What’s your secret? You’re fucking one, aren’t you?

  45. Tommy Davidson With Chunky Chick In Sweatsuit
    Capt Obvious
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    You can do better Tommy. Get your shit together.

  46. Peter Dinklage Game Of Thrones Season Four Premiere
    Capt Obvious
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    No snark from me. He rocks. Thread closed.

  47. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
    Capt Obvious
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    Jesus. What the fuck? She is a train wreck.

  48. Busy Philipps George Lopez Crazy Eyes Debby Ryan 2nd Annual Norma Jean Gala
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    They both look terrified that he is going to drug them and steal one of their kidneys. He has to have just about used up the one his wife gave him by now.

  49. Ashley Judd Butt See Through Dress Divergent Premiere
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    Cautionary take in a blue dress. No thanks.

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