The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.19.14

March 19th, 2014 // 388 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, a slightly more robust collection than yesterday’s and not at all because I cheated and threw a bunch more pics of Winnie Cooper in booty shorts at the end. But that doesn’t mean I skimped on the goods like Arnold Schwarzenegger thrilled to get back to his groping female service staff days, Eddie Murphy dry humping his lady in a coffee shop, and Jeff Dunham wearing sparkly red trousers and encouraging a child to expose himself.

You thought I was exaggerating on that last one didn’t you? But nope, I wasn’t. That was Jeff Dunham wearing sparkly red trousers and encouraging a child to expose himself,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jaden Smith Derpface Stupid Clothes Divergent Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Jada’s moustache is getting out of control, but I do like the skirt.

  2. AJ McLean Crotch Grab Backstreet Boys Show
    JimBB
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    I’m confused. Is he going for the terrorist look or the pedophile look? It can’t be both, right?

  3. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
    JimBB
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    Of all the celebs out there to NOT be suicidal.

  4. Busy Philipps George Lopez Crazy Eyes Debby Ryan 2nd Annual Norma Jean Gala
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    Has George Lopez given his ex wife her kidney back?

  5. George RR Martin Game Of Thrones Season Four Premiere
    JimBB
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    Santa brought flaccid penises for all the good girls and boys!

  6. Kate Winslet Kissing Shailene Woodley Divergent Premiere
    JimBB
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    They’re doing the Hollywood Fake Hug Ritual of Shal’mor!!! If you keep watching carefully, they’re going to pull out their daggers soon!

  7. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Bean Counter
    JimBB
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    Ah, the old banana in the tailpipe trick.

  8. AJ McLean Crotch Grab Backstreet Boys Show
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    They Call me – Wait for it – Douche Bag

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger Arms Around Women Sabotage Screening
    JimBB
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    Theater employees honor someone even more unintelligible than they are.

  10. Tommy Davidson With Chunky Chick In Sweatsuit
    JimBB
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    Next is the part where he starts threatening to call INS if she won’t take his $16 offer.

  11. Amy Poehler PaleyFest 2014 Honoring Parks And Recreation
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    Is Charles Barkley gonna have to choke a bitch.

  12. Serena Williams Huge Butt Yoga Pants Sony Tennis Tournament
    JimBB
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    SHE-HULK AT 30-ALL!!

  13. Peter Dinklage Game Of Thrones Season Four Premiere
    JimBB
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    Okay, you sold me. How much?

  14. Kate Winslet Kissing Shailene Woodley Divergent Premiere
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    “Watch it! Your bony arms almost pooped my pregnancy boobs!”

  15. Arnold Schwarzenegger Arms Around Women Sabotage Screening
    Gustav Tranquil
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    This is a guessing game- how many fingers can you fit in my bag?

  16. Prince Charles Batemans Rudyard Kipling Home Visit
    JimBB
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    Kids, don’t make it obvious, but just nod if there’s a Russian General behind me.

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger Arms Around Women Sabotage Screening
    Gustav Tranquil
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    Vag

  18. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts
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    She can leave her boots on, she is worth it, so hot

  19. Peter Dinklage Game Of Thrones Season Four Premiere
    Icehawg
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    “Mother fucker! Are those MY lucky charms you son of a bitch? I will cut you.”

  20. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts
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    I Can’t Get Enough of Your Love

  21. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Bean Counter
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    This is all I see him doing these days. At least he’s not doing anymore shitty movies.

  22. Amy Poehler PaleyFest 2014 Honoring Parks And Recreation
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    I admire his determination.

  23. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard
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    When did he turn asian?

  24. Tommy Davidson With Chunky Chick In Sweatsuit
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    “Can’t a brother get a handjob for a frappuccino?”

  25. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
    Spleen
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    Good fucking god.

  26. Busy Philipps George Lopez Crazy Eyes Debby Ryan 2nd Annual Norma Jean Gala
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    That’s one way to make white girls look whiter

  27. Prince Charles Batemans Rudyard Kipling Home Visit
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    “This is the worst production of Oliver I’ve ever seen!”

  28. AJ McLean Crotch Grab Backstreet Boys Show
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    You know he’s a douche because the other Backstreet Boys gave him a wedgie

  29. George RR Martin Game Of Thrones Season Four Premiere
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    So this is why the sixth book hasn’t come out yet, he’s going to premieres instead of writing it.

  30. Gerard Butler Taking Cell Phone Picture
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    Eva Green makes all her movies watchable.

  31. Ashley Judd Butt See Through Dress Divergent Premiere
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    Ashley Butt

  32. Serena Williams Huge Butt Yoga Pants Sony Tennis Tournament
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    Why Serena? There are so many much more attractive female tennis players.

  33. Busy Philipps George Lopez Crazy Eyes Debby Ryan 2nd Annual Norma Jean Gala
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    Debby Ryan = poor man’s Jennifer Lawrence.

  34. Naya Rivera Cleavage The 100th Episode Celebration Of Glee Chateau Marmont
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    Naya Rivera = poor man’s Jennifer Lopez.

  35. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard
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    Sad Face :(

  36. AJ McLean Crotch Grab Backstreet Boys Show
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    A.J. McLean = modern day Mike Love. (ie total doucheness)

  37. Maggie Q Legs High Slit Dress Divergent Premiere
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    Elizabeth Hurley was doing this more than 20 years ago.

  38. Jaden Smith Derpface Stupid Clothes Divergent Premiere
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    “See my Twitter account Jayden? No douche posts. Only pictures of food.”

  39. Kate Winslet Kissing Shailene Woodley Divergent Premiere
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    I thought that was Courtney Love

  40. Gerard Butler Taking Cell Phone Picture
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    Is that Peter Dinklage behind the camera phone?

  41. Prince Charles Batemans Rudyard Kipling Home Visit
    noah
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    i’ve got something in my front pocket for you

  42. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
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    To the photog who missed the upskirt: Bless you, kind sir, bless you.

  43. Busy Philipps George Lopez Crazy Eyes Debby Ryan 2nd Annual Norma Jean Gala
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    Do you think they ever got the orange stain off the casino carpet?

  44. Jeff Dunham With Young Child Pulling Up Shirt Achmed Saves America Premiere
    Jaykay
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    Someone better tell him sticking a hand up his ass ass makes more of a pedophile than a ventriloquist

  45. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Bean Counter
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    Beverly Hills Cop a feel.

  46. Tommy Davidson With Chunky Chick In Sweatsuit
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    Shocked to see that body with him. Just shocked.

  47. Maggie Q Legs High Slit Dress Divergent Premiere
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    She’s the anti-Kim Kardashian- all of the hot, none of the fat.

  48. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard
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    Oh poop.

  49. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    Somewhere, Sir Mix-A-Lot just had to change his shorts.

  50. Maggie Q Legs High Slit Dress Divergent Premiere
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    Maggie O

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