The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.19.14

March 19th, 2014 // 388 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, a slightly more robust collection than yesterday’s and not at all because I cheated and threw a bunch more pics of Winnie Cooper in booty shorts at the end. But that doesn’t mean I skimped on the goods like Arnold Schwarzenegger thrilled to get back to his groping female service staff days, Eddie Murphy dry humping his lady in a coffee shop, and Jeff Dunham wearing sparkly red trousers and encouraging a child to expose himself.

You thought I was exaggerating on that last one didn’t you? But nope, I wasn’t. That was Jeff Dunham wearing sparkly red trousers and encouraging a child to expose himself,

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  1. Prince Charles Batemans Rudyard Kipling Home Visit
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Alright you kids, line up for lunch. No, not your lunch, the Prince’s. Stop smiling there, lad. he might pick you yet.”

  2. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
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    No.

  3. Amy Poehler PaleyFest 2014 Honoring Parks And Recreation
    tito
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    tyler perry presents: tyler perry is a production assistant.

  4. Kate Winslet Kissing Shailene Woodley Divergent Premiere
    Dox
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    Yeah, that looks completely natural.
    Not stiff, posed, or awkward in any way.

  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger Arms Around Women Sabotage Screening
    tito
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    this is a family reunion of all the kids he’s had with maids.

  6. Jeff Dunham With Young Child Pulling Up Shirt Achmed Saves America Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    I guess the trick is to be completely blatant about it….it’s the Sandusky MO.

  7. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    Dox
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    “Appletini…. stirred, not shaken.”

  8. Tommy Davidson With Chunky Chick In Sweatsuit
    tito
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    this is like those chris paul state farm commercials, only about eddie murphy.

  9. Busy Philipps George Lopez Crazy Eyes Debby Ryan 2nd Annual Norma Jean Gala
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    Very nice of these two ladies to pitch in and help hold him up.

  10. Kate Winslet Kissing Shailene Woodley Divergent Premiere
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    Fuck Kate Winslet.

    Hello, Shailene. She may be pretty homely without makeup, but hey can’t have everything.

    • …dude, c’mon, how you gonna leave me hangin’ like that …what’s this anti-kate info you’ve got? what did i miss? is it racist? (it’s always racist) …she took an anti-getting-skinny-for-hollywood stance after ‘titanic’, she was so cool on ‘extras’, and now she’s got gigantic boobs, she’s one of the few i really like.

      • She practices parental alienation. 3 kids from 3 different men (iirc) and she doesn’t allow any of them to see their kids. I hate that shit.

        It’s a shame too because I was a big fan.

      • Johnny Barbells

        eeeeewwwww… that is fucked up… damnnit… see, this is why i stick with Coco, at least with her you know right up front she’s just a gold-digging attention-whore, but hey, all things considered, i can totally live with that.

  11. Jaden Smith Derpface Stupid Clothes Divergent Premiere
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    Dear Academy,

    Please give this year’s “Actress in a Leading Role” Oscar to the chick taking the picture. Anyone who can feign that much excitement at the presence of Jaden Smith is a thespian like none other.

  12. George RR Martin Game Of Thrones Season Four Premiere
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    “Don’t waste your camera time on me, I was told there would be lots of supple penises here.”

    • CrashHell

      floppyweiner floppyweiner floppyweiner floppyweiner FLOPPY FLOPPY FLOPPY FLOPPY floppyweiner floppyweiner floppyweiner…

  13. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
    Dox
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    Day 357
    Ass has grown seven inches in the last twenty four hours. Twice now, it has attempted to make contact with the outside world. I leave this photographic evidence to warn the rest of humanity… The Age of Asstron has arrived.

  14. Prince Charles Batemans Rudyard Kipling Home Visit
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    “Who wants to check “Uncle” Charles’ pockets for candy?”

  15. Blake Lively Sticking Out Tongue Age Of Adaline Set
    Dox
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    The dark shade of Miley infests everyone….

  16. Maggie Q Legs High Slit Dress Divergent Premiere
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    hoo. Hah. Hooooo. Hooooooooooo. Haahuuuuu. I’m at a loss for sense.

  17. Jaden Smith Derpface Stupid Clothes Divergent Premiere
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    When did Jaden Smith become Asian?

  18. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Bean Counter
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    He’s always behind her like that. Is her vagina a Chinese finger trap?

  19. Jaden Smith Derpface Stupid Clothes Divergent Premiere
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    This guy is king of the douches, but he hasn’t even hit his peak yet. What’s that tell ya’?

  20. Amy Poehler PaleyFest 2014 Honoring Parks And Recreation
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    “Let me just grab a little of that titty meat”

  21. Bella Thorne Butt Midriff Divergent Premiere
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    *checks age of Bella Thorne on Wikipedia*

    *puts hand in pockets, turns and walks away, whistling*

  22. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
    Eejut
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    Apparently the Tonight Show studio has a hot dog vendor.

  23. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts
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    Check out those boots… it must be freezing there!

  24. Jeff Dunham With Young Child Pulling Up Shirt Achmed Saves America Premiere
    nelle
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    And for my newest puppet…Pedophile Pete!

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger Arms Around Women Sabotage Screening
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    Those women are just the way he likes them. Overweight and homely. I’m guessing their pregnant already.

  26. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts
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    MOAR!

  27. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    “Enjoy your roofie colada, Ms Brook”

  28. Peter Dinklage Game Of Thrones Season Four Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    He needs his own TV series once GOT is over…..sometime in 2019.

  29. Tommy Davidson With Chunky Chick In Sweatsuit
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    She’s got that Coca Cola bottle figure. Good catch, Tommy.

  30. Tommy Davidson With Chunky Chick In Sweatsuit
    Eejut
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    Lady friend? He’s panhandling.

  31. Bella Thorne Butt Midriff Divergent Premiere
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    My plan for Bella:
    Arrange the date. Bring Jaeger. Show up at 7 pm, park across street. Use cellphone to order Domino’s. When Chris Hansen and the cops haul off the delivery guy, I make my move.

  32. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    Yeah baby.

  33. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
    YadaYada
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    The waist-to-ass ratio here is phenomenal. Super Bass? More like Super Ass.

  34. AJ McLean Crotch Grab Backstreet Boys Show
    rican
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    WTF is Ben Affleck up to now?

  35. Gerard Butler Taking Cell Phone Picture
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    Anybody seen 300 Rise of an Empire yet? It’s not as epic as the first one, but it’s still pretty good. Eva Green made that fucking movie.

  36. Ashley Judd Butt See Through Dress Divergent Premiere
    Eejut
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    Nothing says “I love my many fans” like a 4 foot barrier.

  37. Ashley Judd Butt See Through Dress Divergent Premiere
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    That’s the best I’ve seen her look in a long time.

  38. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts
    brick
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    Winnie Cooper’s sooper pooper has my vote!

  39. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
    rican
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    Holy shit! That’s a big fucking guava!

  40. Jaden Smith Derpface Stupid Clothes Divergent Premiere
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    I’m disappointed in you, ladies. You had the perfect chance to take him out. Punch him in the face. Do something!

    Opportunity wasted.

  41. Bella Thorne Butt Midriff Divergent Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    That looks like trouble….but in a good way.

  42. Naomi Watts Butt Yoga Pants
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    Very nice.

  43. Peter Dinklage Game Of Thrones Season Four Premiere
    rican
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    Color his hair red and he can star in Chucky, The Series.

  44. Jeff Dunham With Young Child Pulling Up Shirt Achmed Saves America Premiere
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    Shuffle that truffle, bitch.

  45. Bella Thorne Butt Midriff Divergent Premiere
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    Pretty young lady. Never heard of her. 16? See you in two years.

  46. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts
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    Damn! The total package is even better than just the ass shots.

  47. Tommy Davidson With Chunky Chick In Sweatsuit
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Even a poor man’s David Spade gets women in Hollywood.

  48. Maggie Q Legs High Slit Dress Divergent Premiere
    JimBB
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    Is she there for the premiere, or for a final showdown with some superhero?

  49. Prince Charles Batemans Rudyard Kipling Home Visit
    dontkillthemessenger
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    “How many legs do these kids have? I don’t want to make that mistake again.”

  50. Busy Philipps George Lopez Crazy Eyes Debby Ryan 2nd Annual Norma Jean Gala
    JimBB
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    Wow, they let the help dress nice around there.

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